I will admit it, I DO NOT find Lindsey Lohan as attractive as everyone seems to think she is. For one, she is only hot when she has a lot of makeup on to cover up those freckly shoulders. Her face is average, and you find her body on the majority of college girls. In fact I have met girls at the bar that piss on Lindsey Lohan. However, I would do her like every other straight guy in the world.

Now I also feel she is the biggest tease in some time. Everyone wants to see her naked to see what all the hype is about. Please just pull a Britney Spears already and show your crotch getting out of the car. You know she won't because then the hype would be over. In any case she has decided to tribute Marilyn Monroe by posing for the cover of Vaniety Fair partially nude. I'm sure Marilyn would love that you conceited starlet. Either take it all off or don't bother showing anything at all. I'm sure you will end up in Playboy in the next few years anyway, we might as well enjoy it while you are young.

Lohan wore a blonde wig (very classy Lindsey), and nothing else but a sheet, for Bert Stern. The same guy who photographed Monroe in 1962 at the Hotel Bel-Air in California. I really hope he posts the REAL pictures on the internet so we can all get on with our fantasies.

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