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Liquid Trust: A roofie in a spray. Using oxytocin spray to get lucky and rich?

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By funnebone

Witchcraft or just science?

Liquid Trust is a spray form of the hormone oxytocin. People are using it to attract love, form trust, overcome shyness and strengthen bonding. Bolstered with pheromones, this spray oxytocin is colorless and odorless which leaves it undetectable to the unknowing. While the idea of a love potion in spray form seems like a great option to a woman wondering how to attract a man, the secret nature of this product does raise ethical questions.

 



 

The company website claims that this when people come in contact with oxytocin their subconscious mind starts to relax and trust starts to build. To enhance the effects Liquid Turst has added to powerful pheromones ; Androstenone and Androsterone

Wow..this sounds like something you'd find wrapped up in Barry Bonds jockstrap. I am no chemist but I know anything with an " erone" on the end of it will either get me laid, get me ripped or possibly make my testicles shrink. Being the gambler I am, I opt to read further.

Imagine

  • Getting whatever you ask for

  • People trust what you tell them

  • Having a competitive edge over others

    I think this same teaser could be applied to fake breasts and being unexperienced biracial presidential candidate. I have no Kenyan father and fake breasts would take away from my often bloodshot but frequently stunning hazel eyes so I push forward.

    "These things are possible. The key is Oxytocin. When people trust you, doors are opened that were always closed before."

    Interesting. So it isn't about deception, intimidation, coercion or charm rather it all comes down to trust? The last time I asked a girl to trust me I ended up sweating out 3 pregnancy tests and blew $300 on an unused ticket to Mexico. So according to this product, I won't have to ask for trust , I just have to smell like trust.

 



 

"Liquid Trust gives you the added edge by releasing Oxytocin into the air around you. When you walk into the room, almost immediately, people will have a different feeling about you."

I imagine myself walking into a ballroom filled with the upper crust socialites of Camden New Jersey and the whole room stoppoing to take in my presence. Dressed in my fajita stained cargo shorts and a purple wife beater, I just flap my arms dispersing Liquid Trust into the air. From there everything falls into order.

"Oxytocin is a chemical that is produced naturally in every human's brain. Its production is triggered by a range of stimuli, including sex and breastfeeding and it is known to be important in the formation of social ties, such as who we choose to mate with and bonding with our children. In fact, Oxytocin has often been referred to as the "love hormone".

The love hormone!!!! I thought Sambuca was the love hormone? In any case I am sold. Reading more I fond that Liquid Trust can help not only with getting lucky in love, but also with getting a better job and according to one testimonial

"One way that I can guage the difference of Liquid Trust is that I work in a bar part time as a second job. My tips have gone up about five times the amount I got before! So it has more than paid for itself."

I am starting to think there is some merit to these claims. Smell is the strongest sense, how else can you explain the euphoric feeling people get when taking in the scent of caramel corn at the town fair or the captivating allure of a sweaty g-string poised inches from your face during a couch dance. If this spray can activate the "love hormone" simply by applying it in the morning or before a big night out at hooters, is it cheating?

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Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
17 months ago

You don't disappoint...

interesting hub funnybone, great stuff

regards Zsuzsy

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
17 months ago

Why thank you....I didn't even spray you to get that nice comment!

Tater2tot profile image

Tater2tot  says:
17 months ago

That is crazy. It is not a real product, right? Haha you turn every hub of yours in to hilarity! You walking into a ballroom wearing a purple wife beater and flapping your arms! Where do you come up with this stuff? LOL!

Tayler!

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
17 months ago

it really is a product! There are a bunch of studies promoting its affects. Think about it though. There are definite chemical ( hormonal) reactions that happen when people are intimate, or trusting of eachother. Every time I smell the cheap perfume that is similar to my 8th grade favorite lunch ladys I wet my pants and salivate!

Shadesbreath profile image

Shadesbreath  says:
17 months ago

Dude, that is freaking hilarious. I'm going to go get a pint of this stuff, put it in my paint sprayer and blast my wife in the face when she get's home. Tonight is going to be AWESOME!

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
17 months ago

I am waiting to hear from someone who has bought it. I may have to use your paint sprayer!

Cassandra Senior profile image

Cassandra Senior  says:
17 months ago

that is so crazily ridiculous! thanks for bringing this to my attention!

Tater2tot profile image

Tater2tot  says:
17 months ago

Eww.. You either had a crush on your lunch lady or she scared you really badly. When I was in eighth grade kids who worked in the cafe served me. We didn't even have a lunch lady.

I can't believe it is a real product.. It is a weird product. Cool! I wanna see if I could find it in stores near me. I sound like the man that speaks on commercials NOW. IN STORES NEAR YOU! lol.

Tayler!

Shadesbreath profile image

Shadesbreath  says:
17 months ago

Ok, my wife got home and I spritzed her real good in the face, gave her the whole pint sprayed at about 65 psi. Practically knocked her down I hit her so good; I was sure it would work.  I was so stoked for the lovin' to begin, but instead, she hit me in my eye with her car keys (maybe I should have waited till she got futher through the door) and said, "WTF," at me like I'd done something wrong.  Then, talk about this product not working at all, she went into this whole unreasonable rant about me having to make my own dinner now.  What the hell?

So, all I can tell you is, so far, this product sucks.  Maybe I just need to give it some time to work.  Maybe I'll wait until like 2 a.m. and wake her up to see if she's in the mood yet.  She could have some kind of resistence and it needs time to percolate.

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
17 months ago

Ok you two....go look at the news releases at the bottom of the page here:

http://euphorictoday.com/

This stuff is real!

It is kind of scary!

Shadesbreath profile image

Shadesbreath  says:
17 months ago

OMG, you are an expert already!!! College kids who merely scan will be citing you as a great authority in papers across the nation. Grats on that link, btw.

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
17 months ago

This stuff is going to be bigger than PopRocks! I intend to ride these hormones to the bank!

Shadesbreath profile image

Shadesbreath  says:
17 months ago

I am forced to ignore some obvious inuendos made possible by the combining of your comment and mine with some product quality quips, so, meh. I need to chill in the hubpages community for a month or two to get the feel of these kinds of things. PG-13 is so stifling to a pseudo-wit like mine.

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
17 months ago

Oh don't worry about the content police on here...someone tried to censor me a few weeks ago...i think she is still holding her rectum.

Tater2tot profile image

Tater2tot  says:
17 months ago

Haha. Okay I looked at the site and I still can't believe they made a product like this! It is kind of scary. LOL. you crack me up funnebone. Oxytocin sounds like oxycotton, so it can't be good for you. JP.

embitca profile image

embitca  says:
17 months ago

Man, I really hope someone buys this spray from your links based upon your 'review' of it. hehehe!

Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
17 months ago

Hust reread your hub and it still is just as funny as the first time around. Thumbs up. Hope you stay at #1 for a while longer.

regards Zsuzsy

SweetiePie profile image

SweetiePie  says:
17 months ago

Very humorous funnebone :). I always like your hubs.

PLM profile image

PLM  says:
17 months ago

Awesome dude. I'm going to get a sippy cup hat that disperses this stuff into the air and see the effects this has at the bar.

I wonder if the combination of rohypnols and alcohol would intensify the effects. It should hopefully take away the attention that would be drawn to my pinwheel hat combo sippy cup holder.

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
17 months ago

Ha..that is a great visual...you at the bar with a pinwheel hat and assless chaps...

PLM profile image

PLM  says:
17 months ago

You've been peeking!

funnebone profile image

funnebone  says:
16 months ago

Of course I peeked...I don't look away from train wrecks or wheelchair pileups either!

GeneriqueMedia profile image

GeneriqueMedia  says:
6 months ago

Haha..

I prefer roses, chocolate, and wine. It's the safest bet...oh, and a movie and dinner. ;)

G|M

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