I love reading yo mama jokes ever since I was a kid and even until now. One of my favorite ones was "your mama is so old that when someone told her to act her age, she dropped dead." I can still remember some of the best jokes from the time.

Now that I'm quite "mature", I have a different relationship to the classic yo mama joke. Ironically, it is my responsibility to keep kids from telling these kinds of jokes. I guess it's kinda strange for me to be an authority figure. After all, back in the day I was sort of a yo mama jokes addict!

I guess it's inevitable that I still enjoy some good old yo mama jokes. It's rather amazing how these jokes stick around decade after decade. I've always found it strange how some things never grow old, no matter how long they have been around for. Certain types of humor will never die, and for some reason I've always found that thought reassuring.

Here are some of the jokes I really love (especially if delivered by Chris Tucker and Wayan Brothers in the hit movie White Chicks):

1. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
2. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
3. Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
4. Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
5. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
6. Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

That is why, when I see kids telling yo mama jokes, I try my best to look the other way. I don't like to see people get their feelings hurt, but I don't mind the kids being a little dirty by themselves.