MORE Sexy Celebrity Breasts

Thank the good deity of your choice (or not) for the never ending Hollywood mill that grinds up hopeful women by the hundreds and turns out a few practically perfect damsels for us lowly peasants to oooh and ahhh at. Enjoy the pictures and revelations you find here, ladies and gentlemen, before you go out into the real world, where only every fourth or fifth lady has a rack worth mentioning, and you'll probably just mentally call her a slut instead of basking in awe. (Unless you're a guy, in which case you don't really care who breasts are attached to. Maybe that's an unfair generalization, but prove me wrong. If Saddam had some DD's on him, George W may still have invaded, but I doubt the story would have ended with an ignominious hanging.) Anyway, lets not get political here. This is about breasts. Bring on the ladies!

Scarlett Johansson really hasn't had a fair go of things in the great celebrity breast rounds. Pun intended, fools. (That would be a plural of the legendary Mr. T 'fool', not an insult to you, my most valued, respected, and possibly even lusted after reader. It may just be the bras she's wearing, but I'm not sure that there has ever been a lady whose breasts rode so high without the help of corsetry.

Britney Spears. I'm not sure if hers are 'sexy' by definition, but I do know that we see them a lot, and we look at them a lot, so they must have something going for them. Because popularity is always decided by merit, right?

Christina Aguilera's breasts sure got a lot more attention whilst she was pregnant, as did Halle Berry's. There you go ladies, if you want to grow your breasts a few sizes without getting surgery, just get knocked up. I like to call it 'the graceful option'. Sure, later on they will sag and you'll have a kid you have to take care of, but I hear good things about kids. Angelina Jolie might even collect yours if you can convince her it is poor and indigenous.

Speaking of Angelina Jolie, feast your eyes upon that disturbingly animalistic photograph. What exactly is talking place here? Is it moral for a lady to be nuzzled on her bare chest by a horse? Did things go further? I knew she was kinky, but that really would be taking things to unnecessary extremes.