Make Big Money With A Foot Licking Business
78Start Your Own Foot Licking Business Right Out Of Your Home
You can make great money at home with a FOOT LICKING BUSINESS! Yes, you read it right the first time, I said a foot licking business!
You probably already know that day spas have sprung up all over the place. People love to listen to new age music and get massaged Some spas place warm river stones all over your body to help you relax, while there are other spas which cover you in sterile healing mud. People love these treatments and it helps them feel relaxed, plus spa prices are coming down so that they can stay in business in this economy! After all, it is pretty hard to relax if you are worried about how much everything is going to cost, right?
Every country in the world has massage practices, and some are a bit bizarre, but hey, variety is the very spice of life. If you are like most people, your feet need some attention, and if you are a little bit older, you are probably suffering from dry toes and rough heels, an undesirable condition to be sure, not to mention that rough heels can get caught on your bedding, which is equivalent to fingernails on a chalk board.
In Japan they have found a way to get this foot disorder under control. They have these tiny fish that nibble away all the dead skin on the feet, and in other areas of the body too. The Japanese find this a very relaxing therapy and the country is loaded with pools of foot nibbling fish.
If it’s a big hit in Japan, something like that could also be a good idea in the USA, after all dry feet are a worldwide problem. However, I do not know of any fish in my area that I would trust to nibble on my feet. The kind of fish we have here in Wisconsin would want to bite your toes off, and then go after the rest of you for the main meal. Have you ever seen a sturgeon? It rhymes with surgeon, and it looks like a big prehistoric beast. It’s scary looking, and I would not want to go anywhere near this fish, so what are we to do?
Well, well, have you ever heard of the phrase "Yankee ingenuity"? It means that us Yanks know how to come up with some good ideas. Leave the fish for the Wisconsin Friday Fish Fry, leave the foot nibbling to the Japanese, because I have an even better idea and that is FOOT LICKING!!
A foot licking salon could be your ticket to the good life. All you need is a nice room with some comfortable chairs, some new age music and a few scented candles to light the mood. Your customers come in and sit down in a comfortable recliner. First they get their feet washed with sea salt and warm scented water. Very nice, very relaxing. After that, they insert their feet through a hole in the wall, and the foot licking treatment begins. Ahhhh! So relaxing, so wonderful! Please….don’t stop!!
So far, so good right? But I know what you are thinking, WHO is going to lick feet, even if you pay them well to do it? Well, there are people who go for that kind of thing, but they are pretty hard to find, not that I have ever tried to find these kind of people.
There are other species besides humans that are good at foot licking, and perhaps the very best foot lickers on the planet are man’s best friend, the dog! Yes, the family pet can help you earn a small fortune in the foot licking business.
I have 5 dogs, and each and every one of them are foot lickers. Personally, I am too ticklish to have my feet licked, so I am taking the word of various family and friends.
For an 8 hour shift, I would suggest having four dogs, and of course it also depends upon how many customers you have. I would also suggest coating the feet with a thin layer of peanut butter, I would also suggest charging in 5 minute increments. Foot licking can get pretty intense, if a customer gets too much licking it could have some dire consequences. Simply use good common sense. never ever over lick a customer, that is rule number UNO!
I would also like to suggest that you go and adopt a few dogs for this purpose, you might also want to offer pet therapy to your clients. Plus, you can write off all the vet bills and dog food as a business expense.
Make sure the dogs are well trained and happy and healthy. Make sure to watch the Dog Whisperer on a regular basis so if a training issue crops up you know how to handle it, and above everything else, never get a dog that bites or is mean, and make sure the dogs get all their shots. You will also need good business insurance….a must for ANY home run business.
What can you charge? Find out what other day spas charge in your area and then charge a little less. Once you have established your clientel you can raise your prices to the current rates. If you have satisfied customers this should not be a problem at all.
Should you tell your customers their feet are being licked by dogs? That’s up to you, but may I suggest that it would be better to let this up to their imagination. LOL!!
Above all, have FUN!
Watch for more of my hubs on how to make money in unusual and unconventional ways.
Get the right dog for the job!
Use the right kind of dog for the job!
Most people like the delicate way a smaller dog licks their feet. Bigger dogs can kind of get carried away with their intensity to please their masters. it is not very relaxing to feel as if your foot is being licked into oblivion.
Of course everyone has their own personal preferences, so it is probably best to have a variety of dogs trained in foot licking to be on call at all times. Just put a beeper on their collar, they will take it from there.
For even extra money, you can have foot licking classes for dogs. Teach dog the in and outs, the every little curve and indentation of proper foot licking. You can even get into the foot licking dog business and breed dogs that are excellent foot lickers. The oppourtunities are endless and profitable as well.
This dog has undergone intensive foot licking lessons! Must See!!
Beginner Foot Licking Dog. With just 5 lessons, this dog is licking feet!!
In Training Foot Licker!
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Very funny !!! :))
thanks for share with us. it was a great idea.
haha, brilliant hub, couldnt stop laughing! im pretty new to this hub thing and thats the sort of stuff that makes me want to stay and write some great stuff myself, thankyou!
Thanks for you nice comments everyone, sometimes its just good to laugh a little.
That was fantastic! LOL I'm "hooked" on your hubs. Now, where's that dog of mine?
Hello Carson Creek...I have dogs in foot licking training as we speak! Of course, you can train your own dog to be a foot licker. Just put a little peanut butter on your toes and see what happens!! LOL!! I am way too ticklish to even THINK about this!
This is indeed a fun hub!
Loved it.
Swear to Pete, I have a friend who tells me she routinely lies on top of her bed, hangs her bare feet off the end of her bed, and lets her pugs have at it! She says it's better than sex - don't know that I'd go that far, but hey, whatever floats your boat! Besides, this sucky economy has forced folks to be creative, so I wouldn't knock it. Thanks for the great hub! ~ L.
LOL...your friend is just one step away from making big money with her own home foot licking business! Her dogs are already trained, what more can I say?
Thanks for the comment, it is nice to know there are other people out there with a sense of humor.
This is brilliant! Laughed out loud for real... LOL.
Thank you Katelyn, I am happy there are people out there who appreciate my rather strange sense of humor.
I am thinking of writing a hub about ways I used to torture my younger brothers. We would often tie up my youngest brother, take his socks off and let the dogs lick his feet. If you are ticklish...I AM...this is a form of torture!! I am not kidding either, just the thought makes the toes curl.
No wonder he is such a problem now, or maybe it was when we tied him to an office chair and spun him around as fast as it would go...although my mother went into hysterics over that one. She claimed we would " scramble his brain". I often wondered what she thought the rides at the county fair did to the brain? LOL!!
bahaha yeah that would be a great hub. looking forward to it!
ROFLMFAO!!!
THIS WAS GREAT!!! FANTASTIC!!! I LOVE HOW YOUR MIND WORKS! I COME UP WITH BIZARE IDEAS LIKE THIS ONE AS WELL!!! BUT,,, ONE THING, I MEAN SURE THE DOGS ARE A GOOD IDEA BUT THE CUSTOMER MIGHT WANT A LITTLE EXTRA TREATMENT, PEOPLE LOVE TO EXFOLIATE THEY'RE SKIN RIGHT? SO ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA FOR A LITTLE 'EXTRA' AND YOU CAN CHARGE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT FOR THIS,
A FOOT LICKING CAT!!! NOW THINK ABOUT IT, YEAH THE DOGS ARE GOOD AT FOOT LICKING, BUT CAT HAVE ROUGH TONGUES, AS FOR TRAINING THE CAT, MIGHT I SUGGEST PUTTING YOGURT ON THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOT TO BAIT THE CAT AND LET THEM GO, JUST HAVE SOMEBODY ON HAND TO KEEP REAPPLYING THE YOGURT. AND THATS ACTUALLY HOW YOU CAN TRAIN THEM!!! LOL
FRANKI
Franki 79, LOL...you are crazy like me! THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS...lol
I think getting the cats in on the foot licking business is a lick of genius! You could start out with a cat licking, that would be the exfoliating treatment, and then after that the dogs could take over, that would add the element of relaxation!
I suspect that some people would be willing to pay big money for these treatments, especially if it caught on in Hollywood and all the movies stars started doing it. I could just imagine someone like Jay Leno getting a good foot licking at the Dog and Cat Express Spa! He would have funny material to work with for years to come!
Ah Magnoliazz, you are hilarious! How about I lick your, and you lick mine? And scratch the back, too? ;)
this sounds so nasty.
Misha- LOL...you are sooo naughty!! To lick or not to lick, that is the question!
Whitney05...nastiness is only a state of the mind. If we read more into it, I suppose it could be nasty, however, I find it more funny than anything else. Just think of all those poor stray cats and dogs out there with no home, no food and shivering in the cold. If they could learn a useful vocation, like FOOT LICKING, they would have better life options. If spas all over the country incorperated foot licking into their business plan and ganifully employed millions of cats and dogs, this world would be a much better place!
cats would be a great idea but they get a little too into it and then they bite...
I'm still laughing at this hub, and magnoliazz I think you've put so much thought into it I wouldn't be surprised if you did it for real ha ha
Very funny and you can be as sure as can be that someone will pay for the service. Parrots have rather clever little tongues too.
Thanks for the comments Katelym Weel and Peter Dickenson!
LOL, no I am not into the foot licking thing myself, I am wayyyy toooo ticklish for that, but I watch plenty of family and friends getting their feet licked by our numerous dogs here on the farm. Those dogs will lick your feet the minute you take your socks off! I really don't know how it all started...LOL...however, the cats around here are very fussy and independent, it would take some intensive training to get them to lick feet. So far I have not come across any biting cats, but they are certainly capable of that.
LOL...keep the comments coming, this is better than the hub that started it!
Parrots have cleaver little tongues, eh? I am sure we could fit them into the foot licking routines, however, we would have to be careful that they would not squeak out some offensive language if they were working on less than pristine feet. LOL...that could ruin the entire business right there! Of course, you could teach the parrot to only say good things, like sweet feet, neat feet, pretty feet!
I just hope the animal rights people would be okay with this, you just never know.
I am always looking for business ideas and ways to make extra money but, this tops the cake! This post was very funny. Good job!





















Veronica Allen says:
3 months ago
Hilarous! Love the hub! The title really caught my attention, and the article didn't disappoint.