Make Your Man Dress Sexy for a Change!: 10 Sexy Male Costumes
72I don't know about any of the other women out there, but I often get tired of seeing all of the lingerie ads on tv, online, and in magazines. While some claim that part of the intended goal of these ads is to encourage women to feel good about themselves by dressing "sexy," personally, I don't look like Adriana Lima (Adriana Lima doesn't look like Adriana Lima), so I can't relate. And, besides, I can't exactly feel too sexy with all of that lace gathering in places that have never seen daylight.
What it all boils down to is that lingerie ads are geared toward heterosexual men, and that means their female partners have probably been asked, "Why don't you wear something like that?" while gawking at a busty Gisele Bundchen.
Personally, I think it's time to make demands of the fellas, and ask THEM to dress sexy for a change. But, I'm not talking thongs and lace...I am thinking more along the lines of hoses and handcuffs. Check out 10 of my favorite sexy male costumes and have a good laugh.
- Sexy Chef
There is nothing better than a man who can whip up a delicious meal. After all, the way to a woman's heart is through chocolate. - Navy Sailor
This costume evokes the romance of the WWII era. Have your man dress in this costume and recreate your very own Times Square kiss. - Fireman
Are you so hot that you need a hose down? I am sure that your man would be happy to help while wearing this sexy getup. You can even get him to pose for your very own private fireman's calendar. - Mile High Pilot
Have you always wanted to join the mile high club? What better way than with your very own pilot. Meow! - Policeman
Are you under arrest for being too sexy? This guy definitely is. Well, that, or for poorly impersonating Lt. Dangle from Reno 911. - The Pleather Cowboy
There is nothing like seeing your significant other in black, pleather, assless chaps. Okay...okay...this one is strictly on here for humor's sake. - Mountie
This costume is too perfect for a joke. Mountie. Enough said. - Sexy Butler
Forget the French maid. Men, it's time for you to do a little housework. - 300-Style Spartan Soldier
"THIS IS SPARTA!" No, THIS IS HOT! Anything Gerard Butler inspired is bound to be a hit. - Edward Cullen (Vampire)
In truth, the traditional male vampire costumes are absolutely ridiculous, however, the vampire image is classically seductive. Just tell your man to Google Edward Cullen, and he'll be fine.
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I have a vampire costume. I frequently dress in it and go around biting certain ladies in my neighborhood on their necks. It's fun. They like it oo. LOL sometimes I don't even need the costume
What would be really sex, is if the guy in the fireman costume came over cleaned my house!
I was looking for a "man dress" sewing pattern...
I like to play Adam in the garden of Eden
I like to play the role of writer even when I know damn well i can't write.
what's that outfit, a crayon and piece of paper?
Finger paints and paper plates.
Grins.....this is a good hub! :)














Lgali says:
9 months ago
good hub