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Male underwear- a female point of view

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By Lazur


Nothing is so sexy as a man in nice underwear

 

But once in a while I ask myself if a man can judge himself in his underwear. Men seem to get more and more vain, but does this have its influence in choice of underwear? Besides the fact that some men like to wear socks when they are in their underwear, I started to question this while I looked around on the internet and in my surroundings (and before you say anything, I like Ananta in his underwear even though I like him more without).

I don't know how it is in the United States, but in our little country most of the men walk around in ball pinchers. Hopefully this is going to change very soon, because the greater part of women like to see men in tight boxers (like the Bjorn Borg models). Only a quarter of women prefer a man in briefs.

 


Times have changed for the male underwear.

Not only time changed of course but also the man himself. Some buy their own underwear now. It can make a difference, but it doesn't need to be an advantage, because when a man returns home with Long Johns, it can be quite a disappointment for the woman. The time that men's underwear looked like a diving suite is over fortunately. Now a days there is a lot to choose from between all kinds of different styles and sizes. Yes gentlemen, sizes.


The eye of a partner wants to be treated too.

But eeeuw, some men really don't know sexy. Some even manage to wear worn out underwear( with holes from scratching their butt or the front parts). Believe me men, if there was a man in front of me with holes in the fabric so I can see his butt, I start to wonder about his personal hygiene. I know an itch can happen, but this much itching? Or maybe you're that kind of man who says to feel cold all the time( yeah, you might need an excuse for the size of it) and you always wear North pole underwear or Thermopants as they are called also?


So many kinds, so much choice.

Choice depending on comfort, body mass, taste. One likes sperm killing underwear, as tight as possible, or ball pinchers. Others may like eatable underwear to save some walks to the washing machine.

When is a man wearing too tight underwear?

* his noble parts are hanging under his armpits.

* his voice is a few octaves higher than usual.

*his boxer short looks like a string on him.

When is a man wearing underwear that just doesn’t fit him?

* first off all. When it's just too tight( see above)

* When his underpants can be used on camping trips as a tent

* When certain body parts are hanging outside instead of being hidden by the underwear.

* when the wife starts wondering why her lingerie has lose fittings because he was trying it on the night before and watched himself in the mirror.

When is a man wearing underwear which doesn’t become him?

*his partner starts screaming or laughing her ass off while she's leaving the room.

* His partners has to see a shrink because of the nightmares she's having about him in his underwear

* his partner starts to wonder if it is Christmas already.

What are the don’ts for a man concerning underwear?

*don't ask your mother in law to buy it

* don't wear it any longer than it is hygienically safe

* keep it on while your partner is full of lust

*Use it as a Frisbee after you worn it for a week

Men, don't go by your own judgment only. Ask a woman to judge if you are wearing the right stuff. I'm willing to help you of course. Just mail your picture to me*grin*


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guidebaba profile image

guidebaba  says:
16 months ago

" Just mail your picture" : - What Picture - "Top" OR "Bottom" ???

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

That depends on where and how you are wearing your underwear:P * lol*

guidebaba profile image

guidebaba  says:
16 months ago

Ofcourse Honey, I wear it on the BOTTOM. OK, should I send you picture of the BOTTOM so that you can suggest the BEST Underwear for me????

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

Sure you can, only if you really start to wear it and send a picture of you in that underwear too*evil grin*

When there are enough men who do that., I'll have enough pictures to start another hub on the metamorphis of men in their new underwear *lol*

guidebaba profile image

guidebaba  says:
16 months ago

I look This - http://z.hubpages.com/u/487464_f260.jpg Which Underwear do you suggest for me?? Mind You - I am still a Bachelor.

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

I would recommend this*whistle*

http://i4.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/96/9a/0323_1_b.JPG

guidebaba profile image

guidebaba  says:
16 months ago

Dear..That is not suitable for me. Mine is NOT Elephant-Size !@#

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

I'm sorry(a)

Maybe this one?

http://i24.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/98/69/cbe4_1_b.JPG

than nobody can tell;-)

tomerr profile image

tomerr  says:
16 months ago

Hilarious pic, where did you find it? Nice hub!!

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

Thank you tomrr:-) Just surfing the I-net:)

Dottie1 profile image

Dottie1  says:
16 months ago

Lazur, when I saw your hub title I thought you might need advice on what to do if your man piled his dirty underwear high on the floor. When I go to my sister's house I always see my brother-in-laws underwear on the ground outside his bedroom window. But your hub takes the cake and i'm ROFLOL!

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

He's using his underwear as a frisbee?*lol*

Maybe your brother in law should read this one too Dottie1:-D

Dottie1 profile image

Dottie1  says:
16 months ago

I think i'll get my brother-in-law some of these undies for Christmas! They would also make great male yankee swaps too!

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

It's always fun for Christmas. :-) Who would start to unwrap this present ?*lol*

http://www.unionjackwear.co.uk/images/christmas%20

Ananta65 profile image

Ananta65  says:
16 months ago

Underwear, ey? Well, it's worth considering :)

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

Tssss I just like you without:P

Dottie1 profile image

Dottie1  says:
16 months ago

lol, the perfect Christmas package. Lazur, you can focus better with one eye closed.

Ananta65 profile image

Ananta65  says:
16 months ago

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/abcunderw

Like this? *lol*

patnamohan profile image

patnamohan  says:
16 months ago

hahahahahahah.LOL

compu-smart profile image

compu-smart  says:
16 months ago

Im a calvin klein man myself and you cant go wrong with a a pair of the above pics example, and as you requested a will send you a picture to ask your opinion but I have to buy a wide angle lens camara first!:D

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

Take your time Compu-smart. I'm a patient girl *whistle*:D:D

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
16 months ago

Woah! Cotton stretch boxers for me. I don't want to look like that guy going up the stairs!

hot dorkage profile image

hot dorkage  says:
16 months ago

hahahaha!!!!

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

Cristoph, You're a wise guy:D

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

I'm thinking the same when I see something totally 'wrong' hot dorkage:D

petexanh profile image

petexanh  says:
16 months ago

In my experience its mostly gay men who want to shell out the big bucks on designer underwear. So maybe they should be consulting other men ;)

Love the stud undies. LOL

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

Oh yes, I loved to go shopping with gay men anyway, not only for designer underware:):D

quensday profile image

quensday  says:
16 months ago

I think that men underwear are best with the most coverage, haha!

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
16 months ago

Coverage, but tight coverage please:P:DLOL

ryanenglish profile image

ryanenglish  says:
15 months ago

some underwears look funny hehe

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
15 months ago

I would say, some underwares look funny when men are wearing it:P

James Bond   says:
14 months ago

Hi ! How come your so interested in mens underwear? Its the most boring subject imaginable. I have an assortment of boxer shorts and you can find them everywhere about my house. So if you ever visit me you will have a great time sorting out one pair from another. Gaaaaaaaad!

blue.lotus profile image

blue.lotus  says:
12 months ago

Love this hub, Lazur! So much fun! And I'll say in America you NEVER see a man wearing "ball pinchers" except maybe in the movies where they are the butt of the joke! lol

Favorite among my girlfriends is the boxer brief. Kinda tight, but some coverage as well. Like the Calvin Klien pic you posted. Of course, however, the best underwear on a man is NONE AT ALL. So sexy, as long as it's on a gorgeous body, and not one like the nasty fat dude headed up the stairs! ewww!

And to James Bond.. Men's underwear is only boring if you let it be!

Lazur profile image

Lazur  says:
12 months ago

The Calvin Klein is one of my favorites too blue lotus besides the naked butt then;) Thanks for commenting:)

threesweds  says:
12 months ago

Lazur, for me wearing women's lingerie with the multitude of colors, prints, lace, mesh, and styles is more exhilarating, sensual, and naughty than ever wearing any underwear designed for men. I dress like a man on the outside, but underneath it is pure softness!!

Joshish dude profile image

Joshish dude  says:
7 months ago

i think thongs are hot

imran  says:
2 months ago

hi...lol

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