Man Boobs: What's a Guy to Do?
76Man Boobs Taken a Bit Too Far!
What's A Guy To Do
Men, do you dread taking off your shirt in public, at all costs avoiding the beach and swim parties? When you meet a new woman, do you actually attempt to prolong dating for as long as you can before trying to sleep with her for fear that she will see you naked? And finally, does your wife absolutely refuse to leave your newborn with you? If so, you may be suffering from "Man Boobs! Never fear, however, because help is here, and you can rid yourself of this bothersome condition with just a few simple steps!
Jack Has Moobs Too!
You are Not Alone!
When we talk about Man Boobs, it is important to remember, you are not alone! Seriously guys, Jack Nicholson has them and he is not afraid to take his shirt off in public....But hey, he is rich so chicks probably don't care, right! But truly, it is more common than most people think!
Man Boobs Defined
Man Boobs or breast prominence in males, can be caused by two separate and exact opposite conditions, gynecomastia and pseudogynecomastia. Gynecomastia is a result of abnormal glandular tissue, or hypertrophy (enlargement) of breast tissue, chest adipose (fatty) tissue and excess skin, and is usually caused by a combination. This type can be due to abnormal hormonal changes, especially during puberty, heredity, disease or even from some medications. Breast prominence due solely to excessive adipose (fatty) tissue) is termed pseudogynecomastia, which is just a fancy medical term for extra fat that men may have around the chest area. Both are bothersome but can be "cured". So, what do you do when your Man Boobs are literally bigger than your girlfriends? Let's face it, guys, when you start borrowing your girlfriend's bras or worse yet, wear an even bigger bra size than she does, you are in big trouble, my friends and you must act FAST!
The Good
The Bad
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Side of Moobs
As you can see from the various pictures included here, there are different degrees of breast prominence in males. Some men prefer to do nothing and leave them as they are. This may secretly cause them to feel shameful and embarrassed. They may then begin to hide their shame by drinking lots and lots of beer, thus causing a huge beer gut that may end up actually getting even larger than their Man Boobs and then perhaps their boobs will be far less noticeable! For them, PROBLEM SOLVED! But for others, truly seeking salvation from this unattractive condition, I have included a few things that men can do to assist them in getting rid of their Moobs!
Steps you can Take to Get Rid of Moobs
Rest assured, gentlemen, there are several options you can choose to deliver yourself from the pits of Man Boob hell! These include a sensible diet and exercise program, or if this proves unsuccessful, surgical intervention. However, before you go spending thousands of dollars on a completely elective surgery, it may be wise to start your journey the old fashioned way, with nutrition and fitness, and then opt for surgical methods, if your initial efforts fail.
And The Ugly!
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Try Diet and Exercise First
Nutrition
When implementing a diet and exercise program, try thinking of long-term lifestyle changes instead of a short term "fix". Good nutrition does not necessarily mean "diet". The following tips are the recommended U.S.D.A. dietary guidelines that describe a healthy diet as being one that includes:
- fruits, vegetables, whole grains, fat free or low fat milk and dairy products;
- lean meats, poultry and fish, beans, eggs and nuts;
- foods low in unsaturated fats, trans fats, cholesterol, salt and added sugar.
This means cutting out the junk food, guys! If making one less trip to McDonalds can help you loose those nasty Moobs, then it is worth it!
Exercise
Most of us lead busy, hectic lives. Going out and joining is a gym is definitely an option and may be the answer for some, but not for all. Implementing more movement into your everyday life can help increase your metabolism and caloric expenditure and will help you lose weight.
Push-ups are an excellent way to build muscle around your chest area. You can do these virtually anywhere, anytime. Do 100 of them 2-3 times a day. If you cannot do that many at first, start with as many as you can do, and work yourself up to doing more. You will also build large, sexy biceps and triceps in the process! Yummy and very appealing to many women!
Cardiovascular exercise is not only healthy for your heart, it can also help reduce the size of your Moobs! Walking, running, cycling or swimming 30 minutes a day or at least 3 times a week will not only bring you closer to your goal, but you will be amazed at how great you will look and feel after just a couple of weeks.
Weight lifting will also benefit becoming Man Boobless! Bench press exercises with either a barbell or dumbbells can almost instantly transform those Moobs into hard, firm, fantastic looking pecs that women will want to touch in no time! Don't have a weight set at home, try using things around the house, like your wife or kids or try filling up 2 large coffee cans with sand and attach them to each end of a broomstick! Be creative, you can do it!
Male Breast Reduction Surgery
For those difficult cases of Man Boobs that do not respond to diet or exercise, surgery may be necessary and is an option. Male breast reduction surgery is similar to female breast reduction surgery where excess adipose or glandular tissue around the chest is surgically removed. According to the American Society of Plastic Surgery, Male Breast Reduction Surgery "is a good option for you if:
- You are physically healthy and of relatively normal weight
- You have realistic expectations
- Your breast development has stabilized
- You are bothered by the feeling that your breasts are too large
Adolescents may benefit from surgery, although secondary procedures may be needed in the future should breast development continue."
They continue to add that "surgical correction of gynecomastia is best performed on:
- Men whose condition cannot be corrected through alternative medical treatments
- Healthy individuals who do not have a life-threatening illness or medical conditions that can impair healing
- Non-smokers and non-drug users
- Men with a positive outlook and specific goals in mind for improving the physical symptoms of gynecomastia"
If you do opt for surgery, it is always a good idea to also include a healthy diet and exercise program, as well. Make sure you ask your doctor how soon you can start to exercise after this type of surgery!
Results of Diet and Exercise May Vary
Results Like this In No Time
Whatever method you choose to solve your problem, I guarantee, by following the above steps, you will start to look and feel better both physically and emotionally! And you will have more energy and sexual vitality than you have ever had! Not to mention, the next time you meet a girl, you won't be inclined to ask her what size bra she wears!
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Comments
Thanks mano....Is that you or your kid????
I would just like to add, that although I take a rather humerous approach to this subject, it really can be devastating to men and I do not want to make light of those who are truly affected. As I stated in the hub, there are lots of things you can do....so, just know I am sympathetic to those who truly suffer from this.
Your AND THE UGLY pic. OMG. Really? No wait... poor guy.. sympathy, feeling bad for men with moobs.. but EWW.
Thank your for the elightening and graphic public service annoucement
I felt bad at first too, but then I drank a beer!!!!problem solved.!
careful.. 3 more beers and a you may end up waking next to a large set of moobs.
Ugh oh.. The PFMWM(people for men with moobs) may not be excited about comments on this hub.
Are you kidding,,,,you are so funny. I actually drank 12 today and will still wake up alone.......anyways, moobs are probably a serious matter to those that have them and we should respect that......I started the post because there are so many on women;s boobs, japanese boobs, big boobs, etc, etc.... for some reason, I don't think man boobs are as poopular!!!!!thanks again for your comments, I will go back to my beers now!!!!
and omg, did you watch that video???? If you really want to laugh, make sure you watch it above!
I think, like men, we want to play with them!!!!!
Interesting hub....it's time for men to re-evaluate their sexuality!!!!!!
found this article very good, informative and humourously sensitive ..my partner, bless him, has moobs, and i have tried to advise him how to control them, some of the advice in your article i wasn't aware of , including the medical terms for male breast tissue grownth, so thank you for additional good info. the subject of man boobs is a little bit taboo i think, a bit like some mythical creature, we know they exist but it's not talked about !! and have you ever tried to get men motivated to change something they've grown used to !!! :) ..
Yes, I do know what you mean about motivating men...but hey, maybe your partner is secure with himself and it does not bother him! If that is the case, then that is great. Most of us are so insecure about certain parts of our body, if a person is ok with themselves, then that is a good thing.....I am glad you enjoyed the article and thanks for stopping by.
It's like a car accident, you just have to look! Great article on a very overlooked subject, thanks!
thank you for your comment!
Boobs, or Moobs???? Miss you honey!
Both :P
And I miss you, too :)
Personally, I like a little moob action - about the amount that Jack N. (pictured above) has. So, once again, the sellers of hygiene or shape shifting goods are trying to convince us that the way God (Allah, the Higher Power, etc...) made people wasn't "good enough." Sheesh! :D
Thanks for your comment.
I will be sending a couple of my fishing buddies here to learn something. Maybe they will find a way to reduce and I can enjoy my fishing trip more.
This is a humor masterpiece and I don't care what the pfmwm says
I don't think God Allah or any other higher Power created some of those. Those are made at McDonalds.
Wow. Good for you! I have a Bachelor's Degree in exercise science...and guess what? I have man boobs too! ARGGGHHHH! AT 218 lbs for my 5'10" stature no wonder I have man boobs. Great Hub and great advice. One cannot expect to sit at a desk job, do no exercise (I have 3 kids), do the laundry, cook the meals and then spend the rest of one's evenings (once kids in bed and chores complete lol) lounging around and NOT expect to get those dreaded MAN BOOBS.
Great Hub.
Sincerely,
Daniel Tetreault
i will try and see if it works i realley hope because im tired of these moobs
Gross!~


















djtphn1 says:
2 years ago
In response to the many hubs on women's BOOBS, I just could not resist this one! Hope you enjoy and that it helps those in need!