Marge Simpson Playboy Pictures
88Hot news! The most eagerly awaited Playboy photo shoot for years is apparently going to feature none other than Marge Simpson. The cover promises an interview with Marge, which will expose the “Devil in Marge Simpson,” and a pull out double page spread featuring a naked Marge.
Far be it for me to suggest that the Playboy format is a dying breed – I must admit, I will certainly be buying a copy if I can get hold of one, but I doubt I will be reaching for the Kleenex. Oh no – it will be sealed away in a plastic bag and bought out for sale when enough time has passed to make it a valuable issue.
What a fantastic marketing idea. With the ready availability of as many naked women in photo format as any one could ask for – some genius has come up with this idea. And it is brilliant. I am far more looking forward (in a strangely Oedipus Rex sort of way) to these photos of a naked Marge Simpson than I would be to yet another cheerleader with plastic tits and perfect airbrushed skin.
I must admit to wondering what most American males think when they finally get a taste of a real woman if they have grown up looking at impossibly perfect airbrushed versions of a non-existent woman that seem to adorn the covers of not only the fashion magazines but the adult ones as well. They must be terribly disappointed to discover that their first real woman does not have 100% blemish less skin, and is not shaped the way a typical playboy model is shaped. I hate to break it to you guys, but “real women,” do not look like this. They have nipples for a start. You know – those things stuck on the front of your chest? Yes – women have them too.
Anyway – back to the Marge Simpson playboy spread. I am rather wondering just exactly how they are going to deal with this. Although the Simpsons is an adult cartoon - most of the adult jokes are well disguised enough to not provoke too many awkward questions from the kids that watch it. I still cannot decide if I want to see them or not. Will it be too much like seeing my own Mum in the buff? Not sure – I have been watching the Simpsons for a long time and she is too much like a real mum. Personally – I liked the naked virgin Mary playboy photo shoot from last Christmas. But – there is a lot of sick people out there….
Edit - OK - these are the Marge Simpson photos
Very tasteful they are. No full frontal here.
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I must admit - I found the same thing in LA. Plastic tits are just too weird. Let him know about Marge though lol
I just HAD to click through from the challenge links to read this - and I am not even a Simpsons fan!
Good read. Well done :)
LOL - That was the idea. Thanks for the comment :)
A lot of sick people out there is sooo right. Anime sex? I knew someone would do a hub on this, I just never expected you to be the first. haha Love it and you are sooo right too. on all points.
LOL - Well as you may have gathered from one of my earlier hubs, I am adapting to hubpages ' strengths and avoiding their weaknesses.
Could this be a taste of things to come? I hope Wonder Woman is next! Entertaining hub!
Ha - Or Super Woman.....
From an artistic point of view, capturing natural beauty is always better! Your right, what a great marketing idea…Marge will be a hit!
To me, it looks at this featured fake girl's left hand is disproportionately smaller than her right. Was that a part of the airbrushing error or a nouveau-sexy thing? I never found Marge Simpson sexy but the great thing with her as the she never ages! Thanks Mark, for this. Thumbs up to Hugh Hefner and the Playboy marketing team...This is going to fly off of shelves simply due to pure curiosity!
I wish I could afford plastic!
I love this Marge Simpson ha ha ha. I am a woman but used to love Playboy at the beginning because it was really tastefully done. I never bought it but just to look at it in the shop. I think if people have to have these sort of pictures they were great. Lately I think they went to a level which is almost rubbish. What do men get out of it to see week after week those ballons, most blonds. Well I am not a man.
Plastic - *shudders* there are plenty of plastic women where I live - no thanks. As for the pump up balloons....
I will order mine tomorrow though - this issue only.
Hi Mark and it is really great to see you back. I am very surprised at your hub. It is quite a change from what you were writing about. Great idea Playboy has and you too. Curosity killed the cat. LOL
So obviously YOU don't need a therapist!
Ah, Mark, you pulled another cool number out of the hat. I saw that Marge Simpson Playboy thing, and I wondered, too, what the heck are they going to do about the centerfold? I might, if I can get my hands on a copy, do the same thing, just put it away for "posterity"! You write so well you can command any topic you chose.
wow, i never really thought about it that way. although you are right, now that i think about it. i think the world has gotten so caught up with external beauty, most people tend to do anything to augment their appearance by any means necessary. however, in doing so, they eliminate their natural beauty over time like pamela anderson.
she was very pretty in her younger years but after all that surgery, she just looks too artificial now. don't get me wrong, she's still hot. just not as much as before now, so i can see what your saying now.
very entertaining in an odd sort of way~~ go Marge. I'm American and 100% real. you have to ask yourself, if the guys know they're fake (which they do), why do they go for it anyway?? It all seems very UNsexy. Not every American woman is plastic... many guys find it very unappealing.
Playboy sucks anyway.
No plastic, but a good sense of humor! Lots of ways to have fun that have more to do with the brain than the body.
I had heard someone saying the reason for Marge Simpson into Playboy for a spread was to attract a younger demographic. I guess they are strongest with males 45+ and want to get the 30-45 crowd and the Simpson's are key in that demo.
I think they should have went after Lois from Faily Guy...I mean it's a better show, funnier, more popular (now at least) and she isn't yellow with blue hair.
Either way, I wouldn't buy Playboy; not because I am against Playboy or anything...but...I have a computer and there are millions upon millions of porn to find for free.
I lied the hub though.
Does this make marge a cougar?
frogdropping says:
6 weeks ago
Wonderful Mark! I'm a female and all but you know, I figure plastic must be boring for guys. My ex's friend spent quite a few years in L.A. Good looking lad, lots of girlfriends etc. He said that while he was in the US he never had one woman that wasn't 'remodelled' in some way, shape or form. When he came back, all he wanted was a real, honest to goodness woman, real bumps, lumps, the works.
I should see if I can alert him to Madge's forthcoming appearance. I'm sure he'd pour over the pages :)