Math-e-Mangles at the White House Spin Machine

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By vrajavala

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Numbers, numbers, how about using square-roots?

Hmmmm..let me get this straight. "An Associated Press review of the latest stimulus reports — which the White House promised would undergo extensive reviews to ensure accuracy — found that more than two-thirds of 14,506 jobs credited to the recovery act by just one federal office were overstated… because they counted pay increases for existing workers as jobs saved, reported Right Soup. That was just one agency. Apparently 250 agencies reported using the same accounting procedures to account for the invigorating effect of the 787 billion dollar stimulus bill signed at the beginning of the year by Obama, and which we now know contains the Death Panel Act, slipped in. A program in Georgia completely falsified its information, i.e. outright lies.

According to Betsy McCaughey, "Dr. Emanuel, brother of White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, has already been appointed to two key positions: health-policy adviser at the Office of Management and Budget and a member of the Federal Council on Comparative Effectiveness Research. He clearly will play a role guiding the White House's health initiative." According to HHS, they received 1.1 billion dollars from the "stimulus," which no legislators read before voting on.

Since that Council will be deciding who lives and who dies, I'm not sure how the mathematical geniuses at the White House Spin Room would calculate "jobs saved and/or created." Hmmmm...they wouldn't want to say anything vulgar like "lives eliminated." now would they?

Plus, the Math geniuses in the WH better tighten up on their math skills, if they want to join the EU, which (even a moron can deduce from the last 10 months is their objective). In the EU, they don't always use "winner take all", but quite a few other mathematical models to elect their representatives and pass their legislation. Plus, the Math geniuses in the WH better tighten up on their math skills, if they want to join the EU, which, even a moron can deduce from the last 10 months, is their objective. In the EU, they don't always use "winner take all", but quite a few other mathematical models to elect their representatives and pass their legislation. Poland, for example, wanted to use a method of voting called the "Penrose square root law." That one might be a stumbling block for deceased voters and ACORN...

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breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 months ago

Correct and logical numbers coming out of the WH is a completely impossible! Good hubbing!

JYOTI KOTHARI profile image

JYOTI KOTHARI  says:
2 months ago

Hi vrajbala,

You are posting awesome. I have read, voted and thumbs up!

Thanks,

Jyoti Kothari

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