McDonald's Reveals Panty-Burger Made from Girls Panties

McDonald's today revealed they will be serving a new and daring addition to their menu to be called 'the Panty Burger' which will be made from 100% whole beef burger sandwitched between the hard buns of real panties made from 100% college girls underwear.

Karl Spook, regional director-general of the national Mcdonalds empire put it this way:

"By putting real college girl panties in the burger we will be satisfying the tastes and preferences of sex-obsessed  persons and at the same time comply with US nutritional guidelines.

The panty-burger will have all the tastiness of a Big Mac but will have the added ingredient of sexually-based spices which only college girls panties can give."