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Men Should Have Eyebrows, Not Unibrows

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By Volatto


So you've got the bushy eyebrow symptoms. This is usually hereditary so blame your genes! Furthermore, as men age our eyebrows tend to become more fuller and even a bit overgrown. Of course this is also a good thing, because having thick eyebrows gives you a more manly aspect. But a unibrow is not good. However, you need not fear my friend, you won't have to live like a Bert (from sesame street) look a like for the rest of your life. Men can pluck their eyebrows too!

Sure it sounds girly, but it's not. Plus, having two eyebrows will make you more attractive for the opposite sex. But you must understand that a unibrow is doing you no good. So let's go about this man plucking eyebrow thing.

First of all, if you have a girlfriend or wife they are your go-to people as far as eyebrow plucking. Tell them you want improve your looks and to help you remove the bridge that connects your eyebrows. I'm sure she'll be more than happy to help. Since you haven't gone about this procedure before it may hurt a bit. So BEFORE getting plucked put some ice on it, you know, the place right above your nose.

Know I must stress one thing, if you are to remember at least one thing from this article let it be this: Do NOT pluck anywhere above or below your eyebrows! This is because if you touch anywhere of those areas you will only make your face look more feminine. The only place you have to eliminate is the bridge between both eyebrows.

unibrowNow for those of you guys going solo on this journey here is a simple guide to help you out. First get a bag of ice, and numb the area and grab the tweezers and pluck away! Now of course you don't want to go over board. To help you get an idea of up to where you should pluck your eyebrows I've set up some pictures, as you can see, on the side. The first picture shows in a red line up to where you should pluck your eyebrows. Once you're finished you may want to put some ice on the area again and bada-bing, bada-boom you're done.

Plucking your eyebrows is in a way like shaving your balls. Once you start it's better not to stop. People will get use to seeing you with two eyebrows and going back to a unibrow ain't gonna to you any good. Take a before and after picture and see the difference for yourself. So what are you waiting for man? Get em' tweezers and start pluckin!


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T  says:
18 months ago

Yuck! It IS girly. Leave'em alone!!!

Jay  says:
9 months ago

hell no, pluck them fuckers!

Will  says:
9 months ago

down wit the unibrow eh.

M  says:
8 months ago

PLUCK IT. Nobody wants to look like a neanderthal.

Brad  says:
4 months ago

Dogg I got laid cuz I plucked my badboys, so go ahead homie, and get ur nosehairs too!

mike  says:
3 months ago

okay, so because when I look in the mirror out of my dominant eye, it's hard to see straight ahead. I've got long thin eyebrows for a guy but got a mild unibrow thing going if I don't groom them. Tried to kind of trim up my eyebrows but I don't know if they look... How do I make sure it's symetrical? and how do I make sure I don't overdo it?

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