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Men's Skinny Jeans: 10 Important Facts

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By frank_men


These days, we can see more and more men wear jeans or pants that used to be only for the women. Of course I am talking about the Skinny Jeans. Nowadays, men are more savvy and are more conscious about their figure. When I say figure, I don’t mean the type you get from body building.

People who usually wear these jeans tend to be more on the thinner or toned side of the universe. Seldom would you see large people wearing these body fitting articles of clothing.

Skinny Jeans Revolution

Long gone were the days when you would see only the emo kids who were wearing such tight pants. It has now become a fashion trend that has really caught the attention, not to mention the eyes, of many would - be fashionistas and/ or non – fashionistas. It’s all about the fit and how sexy men feel when they wear jeans like these.

Skinny Jeans aren’t for women anymore. In fact, I think that the number of men who are wearing skinny jeans are increasing so much that it will not be long until there is a one is to one ratio of men wearing skinny jeans and of women who are wearing the same style of jeans.

10. Jeans are now getting tighter and tighter these days. In line with that, they are getting lower and lower too. These particular type of jeans are called low – rise skinny jeans. Because of the rise of the low – rise jeans, men are forced to wear lower gartered underwear. It has even come to the point, for other men, to go commando. This will, hopefully, cause the pressure on their ‘packages’ and thus reduce the risk of infertility. It is highly advisable to not wear boxers as these are too stuffy and it will restrict your movements. Be prepared to wear low – rise underwear and even go commando!



9. There are times when wearing men’s skinny jeans are just wrong. Sometimes, people surpass the level where skinny jeans, on them, would look sexy. If your lower body is too large, it would be better to stick to less figure hugging jeans. Anyone can argue: I can wear anything because I am comfortable with myself and I know I can pull it off. Sadly, not everyone can. Some people should stick to straight cut jeans. In your mind, you look sexy and you might event think that you are more of a stud than you were before wearing the jeans. Approach it in an objective point of view. You know your mind can pull wearing men’s skinny jeans off but can your body do the same? Wear jeans that will compliment your body, not insult it.

8. Fashion wise, wearing skinny jeans is a form of exhibiting your legs. It would be wise to keep it simple and let your legs get all the eye – action. Long sleeved polos, jackets, and simple slim shoes (not the pointy ones) would look great with your pair of skinny jeans. If you are more on the daring side, you can wear large shoes too. The point is to keep the attention towards your legs since maybe, the reason why you are wearing men’s skinny jeans in the first place is to flaunt your figure. Keep it simple.



Men's skinny Jeans
Men's skinny Jeans

7. Stick to skinny jeans. Ultra – super – package marking skinny jeans are just wrong. First of all, these ultra skinny jeans increase the risk of making you infertile as you will end up with your nut sack wedged up to your body. This increases the temperature and decreases your sperm count. And Besides, these are too much. Keep it safe – if you want to have babies in the future. Otherwise. Go for it brotha!

6. If you’ve been reading this post word per word, you would have deduced that skinny jeans, especially for men, are very uncomfortable. True enough, they really are. You should expect to get pant burns on the thighs and your leg hair pulled off accidentally through movement if you are hairy down below. Like the old cliché goes, ‘no pain, no gain’. That certainly is the case for men wearing skinny jeans. If you think you’ll eventually be numb to the pain, I say again, go for it brotha!

The last five important facts about men’s skinny jeans will be included in the second installment! Watch out!


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adam  says:
4 months ago

Doombringer is obviously a jealous fatty.

dude  says:
2 months ago

this is fucking bullshit, man. skinny jeans are great and not uncomfortable. what the hell

mens skinny jeans  says:
2 months ago

Fact 11: The sales of jeans is a leading indicator of the state of the economy.

Fact 12: There actually is an organization: http://mensskinnyjeans.org that's been created to promote mens skinny jeans! Maybe they can help the spur economic recovery, LOL!

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