Shocking News Michael Jackson Not Dead After All
63A photo has surfaced proving the impossible, shocking,startling,earth-shaking news that Michael Jackson did not die last week, but in reality had a sex-change operation so that he could begin a new life as a professional dancer/entertainer to be known as "Charminella".
Speaking on behalf of the former Jackson now Miss. Charminella, attourney Jack Benny said:
"We realize that doing things this way may have upset alot of people and for that we are sorry. Miss Charminella (aka Michael Jackson) apologizes, and said that it was the only way for him, or rather her, to come out as a new personality, fresh and with a clean slate. Miss Charminella will not be held responsible legally for the debts of the former Mr. Jackson, because she has boobs and Michael didn't...so obviously they are different people.
"Mr. Jackson's funeral will go ahead as planned, because we are just going to place a life-size manikin of the former star in the coffin, and in fact, Miss Charminella has agreed to sing a lovely aria at the church to the former 'KIng of Pop'."
Miss Charminella hopes to become the new 'Queen of Pop' in time for the next Grammy awards.
She is building a new home for herself to be called 'The Emerald City' somewhere near the Ventura Freeway cut-off.
"Charminella"
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Just leave MICHAEL JACKSON ALONE!
thats bad to write such disgusting things abut someone who gave his entire life to us through his music. showing some respect would cost nothing, so come on. get a life.
He will always be recognized by the King of Pop and his revolution mainly in the area of video clips.
He was definitely a good dancer!
Hilly Chism says:
6 months ago
I always suspected that this was what had happened. He obviously found a better plastic surgeon this time.