It's true - Michael Jackson is not dead - or at least that is what many fans would really love to believe. Over the years, when celebrities have died there's always been a few non-believers looking for the conspiracy.

Search the web and you'll already find videos showing Michael Jackson climbing out of the back of the coroner's van; already the Internet is alive with the buzz of rumors and speculation.

So do you think Michael is really alive?

I think that this is a bunch of old bologna - when someone who is larger than life suddenly dies, there's a huge amount of grief and disbelief - so much so that some people simply refuse to believe that the dead person actually died. It's then very simple to find evidence that that person is alive.

There's already a huge business in celebrity lookalikes, so it's obvious that someone is mistakenly going to think that this 'lookalike' is the real thing! Also, there are so many pranksters out there that there'll be hundreds of movies out before the end of the day showing Michael Jackson alive and well.

All in all it's time to let Michael Rest in Piece - he was hounded his whole life, surely he now deserves some quiet!