Misha's Coach Modeling Career on HubPages
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How it all Began
Misha was cooped up in his pad one cold and frosty evening looking over some comments on his Soho hub, when it dawned on him. "Well a man must do what a man must do to get those Coach purses sold." Due to an overwhelming demand for Misha to model Coach Soho handbags, he thought..."eureeka, I should model the Soho handbags but my body, it is so out of shape!"
This is how it all began...I was sitting at home on yahoo instant messanger when I get a buzz from Misha, he says to me; "Milla, I need your help? Make me beautiful so that I can honor my fans request to model the Soho handbags."
I was overcome with laughter and joy while accepting his plea and we began a riggerous training routine to get him into shape to prove to the world that a Coach can make anyone look beautiful. Now take a moment and join us on the journey as we watch Misha make his amazing transformation from Misha to Coach Misha, Super Model.
His First Photo Shoot
As you can see, we really wanted to draw attention to natural beauty. On his right arm Misha is working a Zebra Coach handbag in brown and white while taking his little ones to the zoo. He looks absolutely supletivos with a red tulip and jewel incrusted lips. Not too bad for his first take wouldn't you say?
As we left the zoo after a long and eventful day, he looked at me and he said, "Milla, I just don' think I have what it takes to be a real model. Sure I can put on pretty lipstick and I can smile for a camera but something is missing."
He sat down on the park bench ready to call it quits, but I insisted. "Misha, this is just one day. Don't give up now, look how far you have come. Did you think the transformation would happen over night?"
His expression was grimm but after a few more words, he got back up on his heels and screamed out to the zoo, "I can do this!!!."
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Who said miracles don't happen? As we can plainly see here, Misha worked so hard, so hard infact maybe a little too hard that he looks almost as good as Elle Mcpherson herself.
Misha is really something! While I think Misha's body is taking away from what he is modeling, let's look down and to the left as we can see how lovely this bag looks clutched in his naughty, naughty hand.
What a remarkable transition Misha had made. It all goes to show that with a little will and a lot of work, anything is possible. I think his wife is even jealous. I can't tell who is making what look good here, but I do know that I cannot take my eyes of that coach.
The end results
As hot as he may have looked in his beach shoot, I just could not come to terms with him looking better than me. It could have been my fault, making him do womens workouts and taking supplements that were meant for a woman. I should have paid more attention.
We saw this thing through though, pumped him up full of creatine and manly bench presses and a bowflex work out, and tada! The black soho makes the perfect compliment.
Misha has made the impossible, possible. If I must say so myself, I have never seen a man model a Coach purse so skillfully in my life. Now Misha worked really hard for this; so this is the story on how Misha became Coach Misha, HubPages Super Model and living proof that a Coach can make anyone look good!
Comments
The many talents of Misha!! king and queen of the catwalk!
Milla, you are one sick girl you :D
LOL....this is hilarious! Nice writing, Milla. Hey, if you ever want to train someone else, my hand's up!
Misha, you're gorgeous! Let's go get our nails done sometime.
Misha...that shade of red for your lips definitely compliments your eyes! Mmmmmmmmmmmmwah! Makes me want to just pucker up and lay one on ya...but then again, that color red is a bit too strong for me.
I know, I know...don't hate you because you are beyooootiful!
I knew it! I knew Misha had a secret life. Now the cat is out of the bag. Thanks for the investigative report, Milla.
Hey Misha! Yeah, I know. I guess I have seen way too much on the road. Thanks for the inspiration. love you.
Eveyone wants a piece of Misha, what about me? Me, me, me. lol.
Shirly: I didn't make Misha beautiful, it was the Coach. lol.
Chris: I know huh, Misha exposed.
I love it! Misha, you are YUMMY cupcake! I am dreaming of eating you up :)
LOL!!! A very humorous take on Coach bags with our good natured, super model Misha.
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misha, you dark horse you!!
So the truth about Misha's recent crackwax is finally revealed !
Dang Misha, did you use a paint roller to put on your lipstick in that second shot up there? I mean, you look good with the purse, but, you seriously need to work on your cosmetological skills.
Yes Shades, and home depot was out of all the sizes but the biggest one :P
I'll borrow Milla's tools for that next time :)
Misha! I'm shocked. Don't you know that that shade of red is so passe... it is so-so-so last season. Google should have some info on trendy colors you know... and the length of your skirt is all wrong... too long
Milla Good Job
regards Zsuzsy
Aha! So now we come to the real reason behind all the recent butt waxing, Misha! I'm not sure whether to call you a stud or a studette... but I predict Coach is just the beginning of a long and lucrative (or is that ludicrous?) supermodeling career.
Congrats. BTW, Is it me, or are the men on these hubs more fashion forward than us gals????
Hey you look cute with the lipstick, it is a beautiful color :).
I would buy more than the zebra coach (I like the skirt, hair clips, lipsticks..)..LOL Great funny hub.
Misha, I had no idea what a sexy guy you are, that Coach purse just does something for you. The lipstick might be a little too much but the skirt is cute. Now I understand what the butt waxing was all about.
Nice cowboy hat, Mishenka ... ;)
Wow ladies and a few gents, I did not know I am THAT popular! :)
Shirley, thank you, with you I go anywhere, just gimme a buzz :)
Laurie, thank you, and glad you liked the color :)
Chris, I am all open, no secrets :D
Aya, thank you, come over, I better will feed you sushi and let you taste how yummy I am in other ways :)
VioletSun, thank you, I laughed hard, too :)
SirDent, you need to see a doctor :P
Cindy, I am openness itself ;)
Eric, do you work for Tasmania Intelligence Service? ;)
Suz, thank you for you constructive criticism. Next time I'll check google before modeling :)
Mighty Mom, do you work with Eric? Thank you anyway for your LUCRATIVE prediction, and you can call me both :)
Sweetie, thank you, I'm glad you liked it :)
Countrywomen, when you decide to buy something, do me favor, gimme a buzz, and I'll send you an affiliate link :D Thank you!
Gwen, thank you, "sexy" coming from you means a lot to me :)
Jenny, thank you, you seem pretty busy lately, and I enjoy a comment from you as a rare jewel :)
wow Milla! Misha, you look great in red, coach or no coach.
It's so ridiculous that I love it. Hot.
This is hysterical! xoxo Misha!
Misha Makeover by Milla. Beauty bags best beat with beautiful bags (eyes or hand?)
Great hub Milla very funny!
I think Milla Mahno do all these , to increase traffic and income to her hubs. But this is not good to do in this way. If she has enough tallent then fight to Misha or others with good writings but not teasing him or others
sixtyorso, great advise, thank you, I am going to add it to my tags in just a second.
Rancid taste: of course I wanted to bring traffic to my hubs, don't be silly. Misha is one of my best friends. How do you think I got the pictures? He helps me and I help him, of course he helps me more than I him. love you Misha!
Not everything in life has to be taken so seriously, if you do that then life loses its luster after a while. laugh and be happy, Misha is and so are all the people who came by...to get a laugh at Misha's expense. lol.
Hi Milla, Hahahaha Yes only good friends can do this with each other. LOL A very creative and fun way of introducing those coach bags too. I'm still laughing :) Misha, I love the sweet girly punk in you. LOL
LOL, Misha never fooled me. As soon as I read his hub on coach handbags I knew he had this secret life. Now I´m just waiting to read his next hub:"How to drive wearing high heels" :P
ripplemaker: thank you! I am still laughing too. I really love the jewel incrusted lips. sooo hot!!!
funride: you just might see that next. Maybe I will add another pole. Who would like to see Misha drive in high heels. lol.
I think that photo of Misha is going to end up on the cover of Vogue or Elle, and the rest of the world will start following his fashion! Way to go, Brother Misha!
Hey Misha,
That photo of you at the top of the Hub looks a LOT like the Little Britain character Daffyd - "the only gay in the Village.".
Is this one of the "secret lives" that Milla needs to share with us?
@Milla. So - who is the lady on the beach with Misha's face ??
Milla/Misha - you are too much for me! I too, have visions of Misha driving in drag, with stiletto heels. I can't want for the next hub - LOL!!
God I'm dying,this is just too funny. I didn't think Misha had it in him but as we can all see, a little training ( and humor) does wonders for the body!!
ROTFL..............
I love that shade of lipstick, and Misha did such an excellent job as a model that I might ask him to model for my next sexy swimwear hub :)
Dear...
Kenny: definitely Vogue!
Eric: That would be Elle Mcpherson.
Steph: you are just as sick as me. I love it!!!
Dorsi: right on sista! laugh training is really great excersise!
Princessa: Did you see the new pole under this comments section? You could suggest it for Misha. Right now Misha and I are taking votes on what the next hub should be. :)
LOL I have to come here and answer comments as on my own hub. Milla, it's unfair :D
Louise, thank you, I'll start wearing red for you :)
Satcie, thank you, I am hot and you know this. The worst thing about it is I know that you know :)
Veronica, thank you, waiting for you modeling victoria secret :)
Sixty, thank you, she is pretty proficient in this, isn't she? :)
Rancid, get life :)
Milla, take it easy, there is always a party pooper :)
Michelle, thank you, I am happy we managed to give you some laugh :)
Ricardo, we already have Eric from Tasmania secret service. Do you work for Portugese one? ;)
Ashok, my brother, thank you, I'll send you a model copy :)
Eric, thank you - but I am not a gay, I am a lesbian :P
Steph, thank you, that would be Milla, I don't wear heels ;)
Dorsi, thank you, we laughed hard, too, you know :D
Wendy, sure, the first step is the hardest one, now I can model everything :D
Milla, great job answering comments, you go girrrrl! :D
Funny hub, and it's nice to see Milla and Misha responding great to comments here.
Milla, I seen the poll and I voted for How to drive wearing high heels... always have trouble with that one ;-)
Omg! Too funny! lol..The style from his modeling shoot will more than likely be fashionable one day in the far far far far future! lol
Yeah, it's that red lipstick and the lips that go with it, so full and luscious, kissable even. Definitely hot and must be in demand.
Thank you everybody for stopping by! Sorry, I was away for a few days and could not reply earlier.
Weblog: thanks much
Princessa: Thank you for voting, I will seriously consider your vote
Compu-smart: You'd be surprised how fast this far future comes
Jewels: Yes, he is soooo kissable... ;)
Nice piece of work Milla. Great artwork. LoL...:)... Misha too seems to be too sportig.
I just love this!!! Misha looks devastatingly gorgeous, i swear! :)
Well thank you sandipan and mhei, I love this piece too. Evertime I look at Misha I just overly jealous because he looks..I mean she...looks...I mean...well, you know what I mean.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. I am sure it was because of your interest in Misha that brought you in. What can I say, I am drawn to Misha too!
Oodles of love and hope to hear from ya's again.
Milla
Milla- Did you delete my earlier comment?
Do you mean the one posted below this one? lol. I would never, if I did then it was a total accident or a fluke. scroll down countrywomen.
You my girl!!!
I posted one two hours ago it was just a funny quote(I guess sometimes the comments don't get posted in HP properly). Anyway no worries. Chill sister.
wow, i now have the sudden urge to by a coach purse...?
did you? lol :)
lol Milla that is very intersting. And Misha wanted me to tell you to try a deeper red lipstick next time. Might look better on him. :-) Nice hub nice hub! can't wait for the next one!
He-he, thanks Crazd, I'll take a note for the next hub, you may be right here.
I thought I remembered reading this. Misha just used that picture for his avatar the other day. I was too bashful back then to comment yer so pretty and all. hehe I won't sleep now until I figure you out. hehe
I bet you'll have quite a few sleepless nights! hehe.
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Great fun hub Great comments. Driving in drag in high heels with a coach bag in a mini minor. Now there's a thought!
Hi Sixty,
Driving in heels seems to be in high demand, and I don't see why we can't throw in a bag and a mini, if we go for it :)
Better get flogging those handbags Misha!
I've heard that the bottom has dropped out of Coach shares. They need Misha to save the company. They want him to sell 100,000 bags next week.
Milla - Where have you been? I thought this store had clearance sale and you guys packed up....hehe
Hi countrywomen! I am in congnito spying on Misha for the next hub The Seceret Lives of Misha.
xoxo Milla
Ha, ha, ha, ha.... thank you for making me laugh, dear Mila. Great Hub.
This is almost too much. Great job and it looks like Misha used home depot to help him put on his skirt.
How did you guess C.C.R? We got it on sale. We figured what better way to get on the charts then to wear it around his waist. :)
Looks hot though don't you think?
Hahaha oh this is hilarious. The pics have just totally cracked me up. A big thumbs up for this one lol
blondepoet- Bless Misha for being my inspiration and being such a good sport with my fun! And you would not belive how cheap he was! What a great model!
Good work Milla! I hope he can get in his car with that skirt!
Hi Ernest, thanks for your idea, i'll see what I can do. :)
What the...I love this. Made me grin I must say. Haha.
Hey, glad you liked it sis. Isn't Misha fun? :D
sandra rinck says:
13 months ago
OMG!!!! I don't know if I am scared or if I want another Coach. This is the best hub eva!!!