Mistakes Men Make On Indian Dating Sites
73If I am a hot sexy aunty, looking for a man, where will I go but to one of the popular Indian dating sites? I want a sexy, powerful man who will make me feel like a goddess. I want to be romanced, seduced, swept away on a cloud of passion ... but when I come to an Indian dating site to find my perfect man, I am faced with crushing disappointment.
What are they thinking, these men? The things they write in their advertisements don't make me feel like an attractive, sexy, desirable, hot aunty. They don't make me feel like these men will worship me as though my body is a temple. Quite frankly, the way these personals are written, these men sound like sex-crazed animals with nothing to offer me.
And so, here I remain, the lonely sexy aunty with no lover to fill my life with ecstasy. It's sad, because I am sure some of these men would be ideal lovers, but I can't tell from their ads. The problem is that Indian men don't know how to seduce women.
Mistake #1 - Talking About Sex In The Ad
Now, if I am a lonely sexy aunty, of course I want sex. I want the pleasure of having a lover, absolutely. But I don't want just sex. I am a human being, not an animal on heat.
I only want sex from a man who adores and respects me - a man who makes me feel like a goddess, and who makes me feel that sex is his way of worshipping me.
A man who talks about sex in his advertisement does not sound respectful. He sounds, quite frankly, like someone who can't afford to buy a prostitute and is looking for a cheap alternative.
The guy who gets the hot sexy aunty knows much better things to talk about in his personal ad than the fact that he wants sex.
Mistake #2 - Sounding Desperate
"Women all ages", "just message me I promise you will not regret", "will travel wherever you are" - these are personal ads which send all the wrong messages!
I don't want some desperate guy who can't get a woman his own age in his own city, or one that has to plead frantically to get attention.
Remember that a personal advertisement is announcing something desirable and valuable that is temporarily available - you. It is not announcing a liquidation sale for all comers!
Your personal ad needs to take the right tone, a quality tone, if you want to be the guy who attracts the hot sexy aunty to respond to your personal ad.
Mistake #3 - Having Nothing To Offer
Too many men put nothing at all in their personals except that they are available for sex - and secrecy is guaranteed.
If I am a hot sexy aunty, no matter how much I may want to take a lover, I need to believe that he has more to offer me than just his man parts. I want to feel that he values my mind as much as my body. I want to believe that we will have things in common, that we will be able to talk, and have a real relationship.
To be the guy who gets this hot sexy aunty, you will have to offer me something more than just sex. Remember, I am not just any aunty. I am a hot, sexy, attractive, desirable aunty, and I can get sex anywhere. You need to convince me that I want it from you. Without making mistake number 1 in the process.
A woman's mind, as you may have noticed, is nothing like a man's. The obvious things that men try to seduce hot sexy aunties are doomed to fail, because they don't take into account the workings of the female mind.
If you want to be the guy who gets the hot sexy aunty, you simply must learn how to seduce women.
I am waiting ...
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Thanks, Maylinda. I was born in the US, but I have a fair bit of contact with India, and I have found the explosion of desperate Indian man onto the internet just fascinating.
I think the whole transition from arranged marriage to more Western-style expectations has caught Indian men off guard, because of course, where are they to learn the art of seduction? Not from older men, that's for sure - they never needed it in previous generations, LOL.
Yeah. Plus woman's lib hasn't been much of a movement here. I mean, you have your social workers, and the women in urban areas are pretty empowered, but a lot of men are still very chauvinistic, not having learnt any better, and they dont think 'hey babe u so sexyyyyy' is offensive. Or that, I could, you know, say %^&* off and there's nothing they can do about it.
Indeed - even living in the West, Indian men are often quite chauvanistic. I actually witnessed a man step on his daughter's foot (she was about 8 or 9), and totally ignore her cries, move off it very slowly, and not look at her or apologise.
Two decades of that sort of treatment is no preparation for women to be assertive and confident in relationships!
It also depends on where the men are from, of course. Though I have not witnessed any violence or ill-treatment by men towards their daughters, in the less urban areas of North India, there's still quite a preference for sons over daughters. But The men who do have daughters are generally nice to them. It's daughters in law who get treated very badly. Though the dowry system is illegal here as of now, people still follow it, bacause they're stupid and selfish, I suppose. Although there are equal opportunities for women in most fields and women in general are succeeding in India, it's just that most men don't know how to treat woman at all, and haven't been taught not to molest or stare. I'm talking about the rural areas, of course, or the sort of people who have just emigrated to the urban areas and are pretty uneducated, Life for women like me, who are urban and educated, is pretty decent. I don't want to put out the misconception that the whole of India is inhabited by chauvinists and morons. It's just a certain class of people, who are semi urban, not too well educated, and exposed to sexual freedom. Like they say, partial knowlege is more dangerous than ignorance!
Is aunty a cultural term? I am so ethnocentric :( But this is a great hub, and a really interesting topic. I guess Indian dating sites are rather different than others?
Well, Indians were colonized by the British, so we became English speakers, but we modified it to suit our means (much like the Americans, huh ;)) So coloquially, in India, Aunty is what younger people call older, generally married women. Basically, unlike in other countries, where calling people who are significantly older than you by their first names is quite all right (one's in-laws, for example), in India, we brand anybody who is twenty-five or more years older Uncle or Aunty. People younger than that but still older than us will be branded Didi (older sister) or Bhaiya (older brother). Traditionally, it's considered disrespectful to call people who are older than you by their first names. Of course, a lot of this is changing in urban areas. Especially the Didi-Bhaiya bit. But the Uncle-Aunty thing is still very common.
It's sort of equivalent to the American "MILF", if you have come across that one, glassvisage.
"Indeed - even living in the West, Indian men are often quite chauvanistic. I actually witnessed a man step on his daughter's foot (she was about 8 or 9), and totally ignore her cries, move off it very slowly, and not look at her or apologise."
Similar in Latin America. No wonder some of the women here deal with so much BS from men, they are used to it from their own dad. And what cracks me up is when some of my friends here ask me for advice on how to get with an American girl.
Maybe you should write the same article in Spanish, I will pass it out like a stack of flyers.
LOL, firetown, unfortunately HubPages only allows writing in English. And I am guessing that "aunty" wouldn't be quite the term in Spanish, either?
Dear women !
men are men, anywhere in this world.
whatever the comments you are making about men in India, speaks the misunderstanding of a man in India. or wherever in this world.
starvation for sex or love is happening because, 'men need something from women and women need something from men'.
and both needs sex and love. but the understanding between both differs a lot,
IGNORANCE MAKES THE CONFUSION, so please do not make statements blindly, if you haven't found a perfect male. if you are a perfect female !
good luck. I hope god may find a perfect match for you in INDIA.
Thanking you,
VINAY
vinay3d@gmail.comAn impassioned plea, indeed, Vinay3d. I hope you find what you are looking for!
sure jenifer
u made it clear
That was a great hub. whoever the man that you end up with is lucky, you are very well spoken , intelligent and very beautiful.
Awww, torino70, you'll make me blush!
Thanks. :)
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Maylinda Arons says:
3 months ago
hahahahah.... repeating the words 'hot sexy aunty' just makes everything about this hub funny. The thing is, on Indian dating sites, I'm pretty sure men are just looking for something with a vagina, be it hot, sexy, or belonging to an Aunty. hahahah. Aunty. hahahah. Honestly, the ridiculousness. I love your hub. Are you Indian, or do you just know a lot about the sudden rise in free speech the Internet has brought Indians, who are otherwise a pretty repressed society? (other places where one can speak freely: Walls of ancient monuments. Anybody would scratch their names into them, but only the MOST moronic ones would scratch their phone number and write SEX in big, bouncy letters on the side).
Anyway. Good work. I am now a fan :)