Photo Gallery: More Nipples Than You Can Shake A Stick At
70A Word About Nipples
I've laid a lot of pipe, in my day. In fact, it was my job for close to 12 years, and I have to tell you; you just can't lay that much pipe without learning a thing or two about nipples. Some days, all I did was handle nipples for 12 to 14 hours at a time. It was a grueling way to make a living, and it almost killed me on numerous occasions. I've also witnessed more nipple related injuries than I care to count, but I found that knowing exactly what to do with the nipples, made the whole process of laying pipe a lot easier.
I also learned very quickly, that proper lubrication is essential. Without it, your nipples will crack, and become very ragged looking. A cracked, jagged nipple can inflict a nasty cut, and nobody wants that. I added a video at the end, which demonstrates the preferred technique for applying lube to your nipples. Enjoy!
Nipple Diversity
While nipples in general are a wonderful thing, it's important to know what to look for in selecting the perfect nipple.
In the photo below, you can see that nipples come in a wide variety of sizes and colors. The two shortest ones in this pic are called "Close" nipples, and are perfect when laying pipe in a tight space.
A Touch Of Class
The hex nipple below, is bronze. Also available in aluminum, or stainless steel, it adds a classy touch to any project. If you are laying your pipe out in the open, for the world to see, you can't go wrong with a beautiful nipple like this.
The Prettiest Little Nipples Around
In the next pic, I proudly display my favorite nipples. The stainless steel nipple is both beautiful, and durable. They really stand out in cold temperatures. They also do well in the heat, and in high pressure situations. If you really want to show off your nipples without sacrificing durability, this is definitely the way to go!
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Udderly Smooth Udder Cream, Skin Moisturizer, 4 Ounce Tube
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Palmers Cocoa Butter Massage Stretch Mark Cream 4.4 oz.
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Palmers Cocoa Butter Tummy Butter 4.4 oz. Jar # 4076
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Vaseline, Intensive Care, Cocoa Butter, 24.5 oz Bottle (Pack of 3)
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Some Nipples Hanging Out In Their Natural Habitat
How A Nipple Is Made. Note: Liberal Lubrication May Save Your Nipples
Create Your Own Nipples, Great Fun For The Whole Family!
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Northern Industrial Portable Electric Pipe Threader
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Northern Industrial Ratcheting Pipe Threaders - 12-Pc. Set
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2" Portable Electric Pipe Threading Machine Threader
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CRC 14050 12-Pack 16 oz. Cutting Oil Thread Cutting Lubricant
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William H. Harvey 016060 Do it Best Heavy-Duty Thread Cutting Oil
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If you are still not sure, I have included this simple chart to guide you through the process of selecting the proper nipple.
OOPS!
What's that you say? You came here looking for the other kind of nipples? Ok. I gotcha covered. Just check out the nipple pic, below!
More Nipples For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Comments
Very nice nipples. What a great hub to wake up to. Excellent job.
I, too, have had some experience laying pipe and twisting nipples, and I must say you offer excellent coverage of nipples and their many styles, sizes, lengths, etc. I went ahead and ordered some of that nipple oil and a pipe threader thingy--although I'm not sure if my pipe will fit into it-- and it only set me back about $300. What a bargain!
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you enjoyed peeking at my nipples! I hope I'm just about out of double entendres. Although...I have been reading about a new hybrid animal. A cross between a rooster, and a bottom feeding fish. I'll leave you to figure out the name,yourself, though.
i have a pretty good idea what it is ... LOL
I thought you might, but some things are best left to the imagination!
Aw this brought back so many "mamarays.. Thanks for keeping us a:breast: on this interseting "tituation" well "tatas" for now!
Thanks, Mike. I'm glad you have a grasp on nipples, and their many uses? I like the "Pinch" of humor in your comment.
ROFL @ the booby trap comment! :D
I had no idea those whatchamacallits were called nipples, so I thought I was going to see all kinds of baby bottle nipples. LOL! Nice! :) Just when I thought nobody could come up with another one of these, you did. Good job. :)
Oh no, I just realized it's not looking too good for me to be the only female so far reading and commenting about nipples. *huge blush* Here's the deal...I read the title too quickly and thought it said Nickles. Yep, that's exactly what happened. ;)
Thanks Pam, and don't worry! I believe you, and I'm sure everybody else will, too. If you're too uncomfortable, feel free to send Cindy over. Perhaps my nipples would go well with her tits!
I knew it from the start... Ha, you didn't have me fooled for a single second. Just a couple of weeks ago I had to do some fixings in the well house and there I was informed what those thing-a-ma-bobs were really called. (who came up with calling them that anyway?)
Fun hub B.T. regards Zsuzsy
Zsuzsy, I'm afraid that's what they've been called from the begining of time...or, at least, the beginning of indoor plumbing. Thanks for taking a chance, and reading! Pam thanks you too! Now she's not the only woman to have clicked on a hub about nipples LOL!
Sucked this dumb animal right in here you did. I just figured you being a horny little rabbit and all....
How can anyone be tired of double entendre? I love these things! It blows me away when a new one comes out cuz we all thought there weren't anymore to do. But heck, I just thought of three I could do by the end of the year. This one was really good B.T. Thanks.
Sorry poorQpine. I wasn't trying to mislead. I just thought everyone should know how to put their nipples to the best use. I hope you learned something!
Jim! A couple more popped into my head, but I'm trying to resist. I think it's your turn, anyway. Thanks for the comment.
Excellent B.T. another example of a great Double Entendre Hub, and full of useful information (I think). Still trying to work out the rooster x bottom feeding fish hybrid though, probably me being really thick, but need more clues :)
Thanks, Cindy! Did I ever mention that I had a sister named Cindy? OK, a clue for you. I'm sure you know at least one other name for a rooster. There is also a bottom feeding fish known to many, as a Sucker.
LOL, The Sucker threw me completely, we don't have those over here. I was thinking along the lines of Carp, Plaice, Skate etc. Now I get it, you meant to say a 'Chicken Sucker' didn't you!!!! (Only kidding, I get it really now you cleared up the fish thing).
Fancy you having a Sister named Cindy, and no, you hadn't mentioned it before.
Well, I'm glad I could clear that up, for you. I think a roosterfish hub could be a little dicey, but I can't seem to shake the idea. But then I like chicken, and I like fish!
My wicked imagination has already fired into 'action mode' with visions of you writing hubs about fishy cocks, choking chickens, where to stuff your cocks etc :)
The mind boggles at the possibilities, Cindy. Must...re...sist. Paragraphs...already...forming...themselves!
LOL go for it BT, I bet you will have a 'ball'..................
Wow1...
I have been into nipples since little. Through the years I have played with lots of nipples. One of my favorite things on earth.
I have played with short ones, long ones, skinney ones, large ones, light ones, dark ones, and was and am as excited as can be when I see some nipples of the female gender
I have pulled on them, bent then, pinched them, twisted them around each other, lighty bite them, hell I think I may have pissed on a couple of them. I love 'em so much that I have kissed 2 nipples at the same time on numerous occassions. Nothing like nipples for me, except your wife's ass is pretty fine too. Nipples and asses have benn my 1st priority since I can remember. I hope you found your wife's ass, I think it was lost, wasn't it? Shame to let a good ass get away.
Anyway, it was nice reading your hub B.T., and Happy New Year to You and your Family and to everyone on Hub Pages.
BT, I missed this only becuase I've been outside for a week working on my car. What I need is a socket set, instead of pipes and nipples, unless I could make a steam-operated engine. That might work. I have wrenches.
Do you use these nipples as a self defense tool as well, rolling them on the floor so that rmr or others would fall on them if they give chase? It's an idea. At least your antlers are for handy for holding them while you work.
Happy New Year!
A small note to Patty Inglish, MS
I am blown away by your many talents.
TAKE CARE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
Haha - talent often comes from the need to survive...And a Happy 2009 to you in your part of the Universe, the3rdalien.
Hi Patty! What's wrong with your car? A week seems like kind of a long time, to fix it. Hope you got it worked out. I have LOTS of sockets. I can email you some, if you need 'em. Thanks for coming by!
That's a mighty fine collection of nipples you've got there, B.T. Who knew? RMR has never mentioned your penchant for them.
I got the rooster fish immediately, well almost. Wonder how long they'll let you keep it up?
Had to check this hub out because I couldn't believe YOU would do a picture gallery of nipples. Shoulda known. Thanks for the chuckle!
Hi Shirley! Haven't seen you in a while. Keep it up? Was that a Freudian slip? That's pretty funny, Shirley.
I'm thinking the roosterfish would need to be written VERY carefully, to stay under the radar. I think it would add a touch of class to the double entendre genre of hubs, though. Thanks for coming by, and don't be such a stranger!
Not Freudian, just naughty. :)
I didn't think that I was gone that long, but others have said the same thing, so I guess I must've been. Just trying to earn a living can be time consuming and interferes with my HP activity sometimes. It's okay though because I have the winning ticket on tonight's lottery draw.
Jeez! I sure wish I could afford lottery tickets! Things are looking up, though! I got a payout from Amazon! All I had to do was change my preference to automatic deposit. That lowered the payout level to $10.00, so maybe I can afford some lottery tickets, afterall!
Well, I only bought one ticket with Encore (extra chance to win) - $3.00. It's a good thing you didn't skip across the border and buy one 'cause I bought the winner so you'd have wasted your money.
Amazon - Americans are the only ones that can get that auto deposit. I have to wait for the $100 payout and then they send me a cheque someday.
Happy New Year, BT! Please wish RMR a Happy New Year for me, too.
Like others before me, I was duped and actually didn't mind. Being in construction sometimes I hear "you gotta connect that nipple to that stub out" or "back to back nipples". It always gets me thinking in the wrong direction. Happy New Year!
Back atcha, Shirley! Here's hoping 2009 is better than 2008!
I was doing a little reading on Amazon.com, and I noticed that if you are getting paid by check, they keep 15 bucks for themselves! That was the main reason I switched. That, and the fact that it will likely take me several years to reach $100.00. Between rmr and myself, it took a year to hit $10.
Hope your new year goes well. I'm not good with metrics, so I don't know when midnight hits Canada LOL!
Goldentoad, I worked in hydraulics, for years. You can't even imagine how many nipples I've played with! Now I work a very early shift in a wood shop. So, as you can probably guess, it's morning wood, all the way.
Mr. Smartypants Evilpants. I don't speak metric, but I think it's something like 23 cm. Or maybe that's kilometres. :)
Yes, I read that bit about the $15 charge....gimme a break! I was pissed about it because I don't have a choice of payment options. Then, just yesterday as a matter of fact, I rec'd an email from them saying that the charge is not applicable for countries they don't do direct deposit for. So, that was happy news, but I still have to wait until they run cheques and then wait for it to get here from the States. It's not much of an issue at the moment, since I still have about $66 to go before I reach the minimum.
Don't feel too bad about the wait, Shirley. I also just read that even the direct deposit takes 60 days to post. If my math is correct, I'll have my 10 bucks sometime in late February. It should be a nice addition to my income tax return.
I always felt nipples were underated. I get quite annoyed when they're overlooked. So pleased they are getting the attention they deserve. Thanks BT.
And thank YOU for the kind words, Jewels!
Very funny! Having been a Roustabout and Roughneck many years ago I really tuned into your hub. Those were the days when I handled 'dope' in 5 gal. buckets, every Rig had a 'Pusher', and 'joints' came in 30 foot lenghts. Trust me, I know all about nipples and how to 'feel' your way around them. Once in awhile one even needs to hold one in ones mouth, you know, the little ones?
A note on the chicken thing, how about a hub on "peckers"?
Good jod
Roustabout, and roughneck, eh? I suspect I know where those creaky joints you wrote about came from! Thanks for taking the time to comment. Come by any time!
My dad owned an Automatic SCREW Machine shop and I watched him PRODUCE a million nipples...all shapes and sizes and hardnesses... He died a rich Man too....G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace
Back in the days when I was young and learning engineering I owned a New Beauty Ford (and got my first driving licence in it, but that's another story) It had more nipples than the Can-Can chorus, which I had to assiduously service.
I've since helped with milking on local dairy farms, which by definition involves dedicated tit sucking; fed a neighbour's scruffy aviary, including her multi coloured tits whilst she holidayed, (not closely attached, thank God,) and for many years have had a running battle with the bureaucratic serfs of various local bodies and central government departments, - a multiplicity of prize and dry, wizened, slack and universally useless tits.
(BTW a nipple is a tit, a breast is a sac)
I therefore claim a working knowledge of a variety of nipples, tits, and other like appendages, both useful and useless, in a multiplicity of colours, shapes and sizes.
Anyone wishing to dispute this statement is welcome to do so in person. Those with the ability or inclination to grow chest or facial hair are automatically disqualified
I'm not clear on one point, TOF. Were you servicing the can-can chorus, or the Ford? Enquiring minds want to know!
very funny tiltle
The Can-Can chorus was perhaps riding IN the Ford.
Thanks, Lgali.
Patty, you make a good point. That way he could service both!
I wish, I wish!
(Or is it eyewash, eyewash?)
Once I sucked on one of the last nipples on your page and decided never to have my babies drink from rubber or plastic nipples again. They taste like rubber and leave a nasty film in your whole mouth.
Haha, I knew this was going to be about technical nipples. Having just bottled beer last week, the little gadget at the bottom of the bottling tube is a release nipple. You push it against the bottom of the bottle and it lets the beer out. When the bottle is full you pull it up and the tube stops letting the beer out. We bent or twisted our bottling nipple and it made it very slow to fill the bottles. I guess I'll have to buy a new one.
How terrible! A bent and twisted nipple can ruin your whole day! Also, would it kill you to offer me one of those beers?
I have never seen nipples quite like this. I am so glad I read this story it has certainly educated me further, to know that there is so much more out there that I have yet to learn about.
Hi BP. So glad you appreciated my nipples! Next time you're here, I'll show you my wife's ass. I think you'll love it!
Oh my lord, now that was nuts!!!! Funny B.T., real Funny!!!! hehehehhehehe LOLOL:)
I am with you BP never saw any nipples like these !!! Very funny!
and about your wife's ass. it better be a burro you have out back cuz that just ain't right! =) LOL
Well thanks AE! Glad you laughed!
So you read the hub, JJ? Or was that just a lucky guess?
Oh my gosh...I was just messing around! I looked at you r hubs and to my suprise I saw the Donkey! wow! I guess I am just too smart for my own good....LOL
Or maybe great minds really DO think alike!
G'day me horny little mate, I've done a bit of plumbin in the old days when a nipple was a nipple. but now with all these artificial plastic ones they just about fall apart in your hands.
I was always one for the right hand screw thread, female fitting. what about yourself old cobber.
Howdy Hairy (that's yank, for G'day)! I love 'em all, Hairy. Variety is the spice of life, you know.
yeah mate I usta love the cowboy movies with Hoppa long Cass idy. hed come walzin in (no matilda mind) with bow legs. Come strait out he did. "Howdy Pardna" he was me ero e was.
(memo from Ag {hes back} real Ozzies have a abit of droppin their aitches, its the fly thing)
Something more to learn, also remembering and learning new russian words. ***** For you
Crikey me little mate, Im still waitin to here from that bloody Bunyip. We mite have to go wifout im, or er.?
(its the flys you no)
Thanks correodelbosque!
Hairy! I can't believe that little bugger didn't stop by yet! I've heard he only travels by night. Something about dreamtime, or something like that. Maybe he's gonna meet you there.
Holy cow, BT!!! What is it with you jackalopes?!? This hub brought back a fuzzy memory, but I can't share it. I have a reputation to uphold.
Holy cow is right! How can you say something like that, then not share the memory? C'mon kiddo. Dish!
I don't know if there's enough tequila in all of Mexico. It was one of those things from the years one likes to put behind them. Let's just say it involoved a speed boat, lots of alcohol, me on less than 2 hours sleep in 3 days and a 'surprise'.
They really should give you your advertising back on this one...
Cris A says:
12 months ago
another "booby" trap! and i said i won't fall for one ever again! but i can say it again, can't I? the cutest nipples indeed! LOL