Morons, pretty women and production, sexual harassment
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I worked in a plastic bottle factory a while back. I only worked there about three months because my OSHA training clashed with their obvious safety problems. That isn't what the hub is about though.
I watched people in the factory and how they related to each other. I was partnered with a boss to learn the ropes. He was a Mr. Stud type. Every pretty woman in the plant, obviously wanted to sleep with him. He pointed out a few of the ladies that he had supposedly "had."
There were two hottie sisters that worked on the front lines (of course). They really knew how to play the moronic bosses. They knew how to sway their butts and look over their shoulders and smile. The bosses seemed to always navigate their business past the sisters.
I noticed how most of the cutie pie women were up front on the lines, closer to the (men) bosses' offices. Midway on the lines were the lesser attractive ladies. The end of the line was reserved for smoking, lung chunk hacking grannies.
I really wish that the bosses wives could see a video of how they act around the cutesy women. There would be lots of ear grabbing and cheek smacking I tell ya! If these guys gave their wives half as much attention...they would come into work with a grin and grin all day!
The bosses would blame bad production on their usual lame excuses. The real problem with production is because the bosses minds are on curvy asses, cleavage, pouty lips and thoughts like "I know she wants me!"
The pretty women really know how to play these morons. It is hilarious to see a boss walk up to a pretty female worker, put his foot up on a chair while grabbing his crotch. He is being so cool and smiles a little while she plays with her long flowing hair.
The conversation is over and he walks away while glancing back at her perfect ass. She turns back to her job while rolling her eyes and giving a "finger in the mouth" gag sign to a woman down the line.
He goes back in his office, kicks his feet up on his desk and daydreams about her ravaging his body because he is just the studliest man in the whole wide world!
I just go back to whatever I was doing and say to myself "Moron....if I was a woman....I would kick him in his little balls and send a note to his wife explaining why he is walking funny!
Then we just might make damn production!
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Hooray for Tom for calling it like it is. Of course this little game takes two, and the curvy assed women are not innocent. But hey, you can't completely take sex out of the workplace. I just hope none of those moron bosses actually abused their boss status with their employees. That would f up more than production, I'd say. Anyway, great tale. MM
Men are just soooo predicatble. Definitely boss men. Pretty girls get it easy, and us dogs have to be so much smarter and work so much harder. Sigh...
Kudos to you Tom! A lot more work would get done if people weren't so shallow and persoanally I think the women are more to blame. They know exactly what they are doing and what strings to pull, but then again men shouldn't be so foolish about it.
lots a symbolism in this piece(Freudian slip)tom.your descriptions coupled with the shallowness of these people,and the photo forced me to search my own conscience, and my address book,yep, I'm definitely one of them.but i am correcting this transgression with 3 hail Marys and 5 our fathers,more than enough to ensure forgiveness....tom, why do guys call it a PIECE of ass???i like the whole thing myself...and whats this i hear about battered women???I've always preferred them raw....with a hint of lavender perhaps...piece,,,i mean peace...
Interesting hub.
Hee! The memories you brought up - having worked production for a few years for a company known for very large trucks and mining equipment, I can tell you - that ain't nothin! Not only are the bosses clueless when it comes to that - most men on the line are as well. They try to be "helpful" - that's too heavy for you, you'll get dirty, you'll break a nail, you just let me take care of that for you, and on and on and on. Smart women let them do it! It all pays the same.
The real hilarity usually ensues when you get a new boss or co-worker that has learned to look past the curves. When those same women are expected to actually work- Oh Dear!!! The waterworks, the temper tantrums and yes - the accusations of harassment.
It's high school antics on an adult level. You've done a great job describing it!
THis hub is ingenious and unfortuanately oh so true. Some attitudes will never change, and I can paint the scene in my mind exactly as you describe. It's time that woman do take a stand, and refuse to be oggled in this manner, and demeaned in the work place and everywhere else because of our physical attributes. Unfortunatel, far too many women like to be thought of this way, and we must teach our daughters, (mine are11 and 21) that our brains are what we want noticed and nothing else, especially in the workforce or the classroom.
Tom, where did you ever find that picture? It's absolutely perfect. Love the hub. Very funny.
There are characters like that left in the world. I hope they are slowly dying off.
Love the honesty and the portrayal of most work places maybe not to that extreme but noticable for certain.
This type of behavior exists in all environments. Funny pic at the end!
I'll only hire asexuals for my middle-management.
O how true it is...although there are the ones who enjoy it. The women who beg for the attention. Both are on the same level really... :)
Thank you all so much for stopping by. This is a subject that I thought a lot of folks could relate to. Looks like we have many hubbers who have witnessed this in one way or another. It is funny...but it is sad too....the men and women should both know better. Thanks again friends! :)
Question Tom, how would you be if you were the boss?
ralwus....LOL.....I have been the boss.....I worked and went home to my beautiful wife. It's a minset of love...... and respect for her..... I'm just that way. :)
lol - There is this tenured professor in my old college days who is well known for giving better grades to the pretty girls in his class. I made sure to wear my short skirts whenever I went to class ;)
Shibashake....did he teach anatomy? :) I had a teacher in high school....we nicknamed him...Peckerhead. He sat all the hot girls in the front row facing his desk. He dropped a million pencils. :)
tell it how it is , Tom, lol been there,done that, great fun this people watching.
Hawkesdream....thanks....it is fun isn't it! :)
That's funny. Too bad the owner doesn't know, I'm sure he'd go ballistic. Being an evil capitalist, he'd want to maximize profit and I'm sure he'd put a stop to that pretty quick. On the other hand, if he's a guy, he might be in on it and in that case the company deserves to die and those moron managers need to be in the unemployment line.
ledefensetech...thanks....the company probably will die....they constanly put incompetent (ass kissing) people in charge. Hey...that sounds like our government. :)
Is that a real pic Tom??/ hahaha
B P....grins...she was a bad girl. :)
I love this Hub, Brother. And I know it is the truth. The work place is a funny place but it is hilarious when you tell it. Thanks.
Thanks James.....so many people are so hillarious! I don't think I will ever run out of "funny" when it comes to watching people. Thanks again! :)
oh God am I only woman here who should BE the girl in the pitcure? Yes, i am afraid I am guilty of using my womanly wyles to get what I want at work and flirt mercilessly and dress just naughty enough to get the desired attention. I was young and knew it would get me what I wanted...and did it ever. Needless to say, in retrospect it makes me ill to think about it. Thank you for this HUB Tom...I need to be reminded because although I no longer do it in the workplace there are still other times I tend to "use it"...
Moonchild60...It is so cool that you are so honest. Few people are these days. Thanks. :)
Frieda Babbley says:
5 months ago
Hysterical pic there at the end. Perfect I'd say. Great find. And yes, you're right. Nothing's ever really going to change now, is it. Sigh. The stupid thing is, not many people actually notice any of your points.