Scientists from the University of Islamabad have made a startling and almost unbelievable statement recently that almost all girls under the age of 30 and over the age of 18, in Pakistan, are actually just 'holograms'.

When asked about this startling, explosively-radical idea, Dr. Kil A. Manjaro said, in an interview I had with him in his home, where we both imbibed plenty of the 'fruit of the vine' while we talked, the Professor said:

"Well Answer Man...I will tell you something...so long as you keep it under your hat and don't tell anyone..."

"Sure" I said, crossing my fingers, fully intending to tell my Hubpages readers all about it as soon as I could. "Tell me!"

"Well" said Dr. Kil A. Manjaro,"I believe, after testing many many sexy Pakistani girls...you know...the ones with the big...well...anyway...I tested them you see with my special ray-gun I invented using just an empty tissue-roll and some string...that they are all holograms!...nothing there...just an illusion!"

The Dr. had another gulp of red wine.  I had one too, so he would keep talking.

"You slee, Anner Man..." he said, beginning to slur his words,"they looks real, they feels real...especially the boobies...o yea...they feels real ok....but you know whats?....they isn't.  They is yust a hankigram!..."

I hope to return to Pakistan someday and further question the professor about his ideas.  But at this point he slid onto the floor and fell into the fetal position sucking his thumb and sleeping.