Multiple Personalities
61Oh my...I have been trolling around HubPages for a while...I hate to tell some of you with multiple personalities and profiles I know who you are. WE all know who you are... I am so tired of being treated as a second hand dumb ass. I know all of your names...so just stop...if you do not stop I will make fun of you. I am the one that can make the corn in a dog turd funny.
Please stop...We do not care if you have been seperated, wow you are a trooper, been through the wringer have you? Poor thing. I would dare say that you are not actually seperated, but that YOU are the problem and that is why she can't stand to be in the same room with you anymore. Liar.
If you are here and are married or you are taken, but you are sneaking around then you are doing the very things that you pray your better half would never do to you. Fuck off. I hate you. You are that guy. You are the one that stole from my son. You are the one that took my dreams, you cheat. I would just soon see you dead. You shit.
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You'll always be a first hand dumb ass to me, Pest.
Holy Canoli, Are you o.k.? You sound a little frantic and upset , yes there out there trolling but my goodness. breathe in, breathe out *wink*. :)
Who is it pest? Who is it? Have you gone off the deep end, is the weather to much , I will send you sunshine...**Beams of Sunshine*** :D
What's going on Pest? Are you O.K? You are truelly getting me nervous now, are you low on your meds? which personality are we dealing with?
I can't imagine what you're going through, buckaroo, but I'm thinking about ya. Don't do anything stupid, eh?
And you should definitely make fun of the person. Why wait? Do it now and avoid the rush.
This little light of mine, I 'm going to let it shine, This little light of mine I 'm going to let it shine...Let it shine, Let shine, Let it shine..*****Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy*****:D
Pest. It's difficult to know when you're spoofing vs. when you're spewing for reals. Whatever is on your mind (minds?) you have true (not FAKE) friends here to listen and hopefully help. BTW, AEvans, your singing is beautiful!
Mighty Mom: Oh Thanks !!! My mind can sing in tune....:D
C'mon Pest, we're friends. Who is it? Whisper it in my ears. hehehe
OMG Baby..."there are those who open their hearts to others...
Who never think twice about giving of themselves....
They are the wonderful, warm hearted people who make all the difference" ...
like you do..my heart bleeds to hear your pain...G-Ma :o) Hugs
I'm sure Pest will be fine. Tomorrow he'll come out with it.
Pest, when you say something like that, it scares me. You're not responding. Are you creating a new hub related to this? Don't name drop me or I'll whoop your ass. Hmp!
I gotta get some sleep pest, I wish you would respond so we all know that you are alright. All my multiple personalities say good night, and are wishing you peace and happiness.
He will be o.k., he is probably trying to pull momma's fangs out. lololo:)
show yer fangs and bite em on the bum
Hi Pest - you OK ? Nothing from you for 2 hours man! You should expose them - we'll all get under you exposing hub in the comments and back you up. GT seems to be cool about it .... so I guess I'll follow his lead and say you're OK
wtf?
Is the couch comfortable enough for you?
Yup, i am okay, just watching as a troll squirms his way around here like a maggot.
Jewels my therapists couch is very comfortable.
Thanks for all of the comments..geez. I usually wake up to one or two comments if I am lucky. Maybe I should be a dick more often.
Something that makes me twitch... "funny" and "dick" in the same sentence... :)
You got my mail, Pest?
Hi Pest who pissed in your milk?
Sixty...No one person in particular...just a trend of behavior I guess.
Cris, I do??? Not yet.
Good because I didn't send any! Gotcha there! Ooops I'm outta here before you beat the only living crap out of me! Peace! :D
Hey Pest , you gave us all a scare there buddy.
Goodmorning Pest, Hope your feeling well today. Glad to have you responding again. You had all my personalities worried about you. :-)
Who crapped on yer porch anyway Pest? give us a hint anyway, if ya can.
Pest, it's okay if you're having a bad day. Need to talk or vent, push my PM button- you're one of my favorite authors. The least I could do for you is be here. Rolan
Thanks Rk...That means a lot.
Here. I'm singing my troll-away song for you (goes to the tune of Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head):
Trolls keep on bothering our Pest
And turning our friend into a schizophrenic mess
Writing crazy shit
Those trolls keep on trollin' on his hubs they keep trollin...
So now his friends rally round him like a mob
They hate to see Pest all mad and sitting like a blob
While those maggots squirm
Oh trolls they keep trolling on our hubs they keep trollin'
But there's one thing I know
The posts they make so irksome will be lonesome
It won't be long till they're sent packin' where they came from...
Trolls keep on bothering our Pest
We know from his hub his anger's real and not in jest
Trolls have got to go!
So, I'm asking everyone to help boot the trolls off
Those trolls must die
Ask Pest -- he knows why!
It won't be long till we're all writing safe and happy
Trolls keep on bothering our Pest
Why is it troll seem to pick the brightest and the best?
What's a Pest to do?
Cuz he might be kicked and down but they're leaving town
Pest, wait ,you'll see
Your life will be troll free!
MM, that song was excellent!
Pest, if what you say is true, as I'm sure it is, then I'd be pissed as hell. If you care to share, e me. I'm busting with pissiness over here.
MM, I hate you for putting that dam song in my head. i hate it, I hate it and always have. nice lyrics tho, but now I will have that song stuck in my head all frikkin nite, dam you.
Ha ha. There's a sure cure for that:
Wake me up before you go go
I'm not plannin on goin solo
etc.
Tom: That was funny between you and mm you could sing a duet..lololo :)
That should be recorded and placed on youtube. Call it "Dedication to Pest's Emotional Status." It's the raccoon. Trolls are jealous they don't look half as cute.
I don't know what your hub was about but you sound mad. You should drink your cares away. Works for me. Have a good day Pest.
You can also listen to this to get those other songs out of your head! Do it! I dare you!
Yep, that just about did it Pest.
I have a whole portfolio of these things if you need more "help" :D
Ummmm, I'll call you!
"Just say no" to pest's video suggestions.
Frieda, my video selections are always favorites and the life of any party!
@ Pest, *look there's a raccoon ... pierces a de-adrenaline injection*
Oh crap, and I need to get to my therapist today... Yawn.
Pest, yer a rat. Village People! Arrrgh! I don't know who's worse, them ofr that effin BJ Thomas? God i do hate BJ tho'. haha dam songs
Along the same lines as Eric... when my Hub got pulled and ugly "women' were the draw i lost my mind here.
You certainly did. I forgive, luv ya man turd
My God Pest I am in shock to read this. Are you ok ??????Omg.
BP, this was three days ago, so all is ok today. Some of the weeds have weeded themselves out. Unfortunately like most weeds the did choke out a great hubber. I have to go see if Eric is still around.
Eric ???? Lol I am lost.....
Yeah, Eric is pissed, BP, he's pulling his hubs. But Pest has had a few sips of that pest exterminator stuff, and he'll be fine!
Don't out me pest! If you do I'll have to pull my titties (hub) and pull my panties (hub) off too! And there will be no more mud wrestling for you. You haven't answered my email. So I'm left with this plea.
Some days, I'm glad I have no idea what is going on. Think I'll go watch the tide run in, back up the estuary into the marsh. Salt water coming in pushes the fresh water back upriver -- they used to grow rice here. Beautiful.
Mostly this was geared to "cheaters" but I received a ton of mail reasoning the need for more that one profile...There is one particular ass that I cant stand...if you look..HE posts and I am noth there. ALL of this is no big deal really...unless you are the cheater or liar...then why woulod you care what my dumb ass says? The profile I am in ire with has yet to step foot in here...If I were to expose him...well then I would be a dick and he would be out of fun and his wife may rest easier...
I am completely confused. Nothing new, I guess.
So Pest does that mean I get to keep my panties on?
No Randy you must take your panties off, now!! :)
Whew. I was afraid you were ranting at me, but I'm a girl. Of course now I have to try and figure out who you hate, and I have less time on my hands these days. Damn!
Wowsy..Pest, lol ... n here I thought I had a temper, :) safe to get a hug now?
Pest says:
9 months ago
You know who you are ass