Music I used to bang chicks to! Hell Yeah!
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dudes when I was younger like in my twenties and a teenger I used to bang chicks all da time. But now I am married so I have it once a month or so. And its boring unless I am drunk. But usuall I am. Its cool. She has to get drunk too. I drink beer but she drinks bacardi rum. But thats a girl drink and makes me throw up later.
When I was tryin to think of songs I had to think back lots of years cuz I lost my virginity like twnety years ago becuz I had a mustache at a young age. It was cool but not the pimples. I was twelve and I could say I was fifteen and everyone knows the girls in high school are already doing it already and if you got a mustache they want to do it with you more. It was cool too becuz I used to steal cars and the girls like to go drivin around and doin it in the car. That was the best becuz you just started doin it and you didnt have to plan it like when you are married and waitin for the kids to fall asleep or you have heartburn and cant do it becuze you know you might have gas too.
I know theyre alot of old people on the internent and Im not so old to them and being in my thirties I feel ol and fat like other ol people but I still Kick AZZ! Hell yeah! But I dont need viagra like other ol dudes but if they need viagra they are probably lying about it and just dont want to tell their wife they think theyre fugly now. Thats a mean thing to say to a girl youre with but if ol dudes had a playboy bunny in front of em they would get it up. My grandpa told me so. He never took viagra he said he messed around with hookers when my grandma didnt want to do it. I told him that was gross that he still wanted to have sex with my grandma. He said he just closed his eyes and didnt know a difference. But his eye started twitching like it does when he is trying to bullshit someone. I like to bullshit like him but I am not that good at it. I start laffing too quick before people believe it and den they know I am bullshitting them.
anyways this hub is about having some music to bang chicks to unless you gay and you bang dudes but I dont about that music.
Freaky chicks
down ass bitches!
4 Shake that Ass Bitches!
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on!
When you with a chick with tattoos
drunk in the afternoon sex
Real nasty Sex and you don't say nuttin!
Higher Level Of Bangin'!
When you bang it smooth!
4 Bangin after you smoke some weed music!
The Kings of Bangin'!
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Now this was a good one! Loved it Raider....these are my favorites...good memories!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iqlor41We4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP_qiQtb_jQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3wdoxxPqf4 http://www.youtube.com and sorry you ain't getting no booty from the wifey but maybe you need to be more romantic......=)
LUVIN THE EAZY E JAM>>>>THAT TAKES ME WAY BACK!
Shiyit! If I got to listen to my music instead of being trapped in the kiddies room watching Wall-E for the five hundreth time I might want to do it more.
I must really be old....and sexless.....I don't recognize any of these songs.
Never really heard Jodeci b4 , that will get ya In the mood In a hurry !
KCC- You prob got other songs you like to have wild sex to!
tony- Hell yeah! who needs viagra!
Pachuca- that was some good bangin music!
Absolutely positive that not knowing these songs doesn't mean you're sexless, KCC.
LM- You got a song you like to have wild sex to?
A song is not required....a willing partner is.....LMAO
True, KCC. Very true....
thats right...or at least a good toy!!! =)
*wink*
Its easy to have sex if you a chick but if youre a dude you have to work for it!
Something more in the AC/DC category--You Shook Me All Night Long comes to mind. But I'm married, too, so the wild, I need music, wake the neighbors, break the bed frame stuff is all a distant memory.....
You stuck watchin' Wall-E too?
AC/DC kicks AZZ!!
Hell Yeah!
i sent my kids outside to chase lightning bugs. Wall-E doesn't do it for me.
you musst live in a cool neighborhood!
I have no choice about wall-e.
major shitstorm if its not on!
I can just see it....poor little Ash running with a pink thingy swatting at lightning bugs. LOL
Ah, she's lovin' every minute of it. After reading this hub though, I think I'd rather go to the gym then to a boring bed with no music.
this music makes me want to bang not lift weights with smelly guys
ha ha ha....I hope not.
Yeah, but I've got AC/DC on my iPod, and that's about the only place I'm allowed to listen.
I can only listen to music in my truckk
It's an all girl gym anyway. And no comments from the peanut gallery. I'm not in college anymore.
whats wrong with everyone....since when do we let others control us? I listen to my musica when I want.....SI SE PUEDE!!!
Pachuca, want to come have a talk with my hubby? I'd greatly appreciate it.
I am ready and willing.....just give me a holla! =)
Its easier to give in for me and not fight about it so I just get drunk and pass out.
thats sad Raider...but at least you see that the Wife should always win! =)
Is that why I been drinkin' so much?
ah thats sad too LM....=(
its why I still drink! I'm gettin' thirsty now!
I am sober today....hey its monday! Gotta have one day a week without booze..LOL
I still got to get to the gym. The tequila will have to wait.
Pachuca, maybe it's 'ignorance is bliss'?
I'm a cross between Nine Inch Nails and Tool But my personal favorite right now is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0WZO0WQ8qI It's a rock cover from a Lil Wayne song -so hot! Make sure you watch the video through to the end. Great hub, by the way - your prologue had me laughing!
Tequila isn't a gym? I thought it was a great workout!
i used to have music to bump by, but at my age "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHhhhhhh" is music to my ears. LOL
trust me if I am ignorant I am not blissful..
Love the light switch pic. I wonder if I could get away with one of those in my room, with the saying - turn me on.
I barely noticed that...LOL..and I usually notice those kind of things
Paper Moon, you are funny! Try the lightswitch thing and tell me what her reaction is.
So uh, all the people not gettin' laid are comin' to my hub! Wrong Effect!
Guess this was not your time of the month. Hmmm?
that starts later this week then I am moving to your house for a few days
Oh, Raider you crack me up!!! Good songs....one of my fav's for hot monkey lovin' was "Radar Love" by Golden Earing or "Slide It In" by Whitesnake.
yeah those are songs my parents probably did it to
Behind you again, Lucey. I forgot about Whitesnake. Yeah, that's good, too. But I've always tried to avoid the monkeys.
monkeys are fuzzy
raiderfan says:7 minutes ago
yeah those are songs my parents probably did it to
Hhmmmm....cute.....so you have jokes do you? (Just kidding) The Eighties weren't that long ago.....silly. BTW...Guns and Roses...Hello Eighties big time....
Hi Laughing Mom.....monkeys are cute.
And they throw their own crap. Something else I try to avoid.
I thought radar love was from the 70s and I still have to check out that whitesnake song
I like their mushy ballads but theyre not good to bang to
Ewe....I forgot about that. But did remind me of another good song...."Feel like Makin Love" AND "Animal" by Def Leopard
Ummm...I think Radar Love might have originally been a 70's song...I didn't hear it until 1987 though....
I think the rhythm depends on the type of "bang" you are doing - if your going for rabbit style then harder songs work....but if your going for intensity and all that you can really get into a slower song.
what about Minnie Ripperton "LOVING YOU IS EASY CAUSE YOUR BEAUTIFUL....lalalala lalalala lalalalalala doodooodoododooo OOOOOHHHH! LOL
pour some sugar on me is better
pachuca- Ugh, thats when its time to run from the chick!
Got that one on the iPod, too, Raider.
Pachuca, OMG!!!!!
LM- Do you have any nirvana?
I was just freaking messing with you...that is the most annoying song. But I wanted to make someone laugh for crying out loud!!!!!
It worked. :-)
Yeah...pour some sugar on me is good.
Gotta Love iPod Laughing Mom
Never heard that song Pachuca
I know Pachuca otherwise I would have been gay and said thats a sweet song
didn't they use that song for a waffle commercial?
hey that Talking out loud dude is talking smack to you on his hub!!!
Nirvana? Oh yeah!!
Lucey, you're lucky.
Lol
hey...I was just joking. Dayum....I don't like the freakin song =)
Pachuca213 says:1 minute ago
hey that Talking out loud dude is talking smack to you on his hub!!!
As far as I know, I haven't had any drugs tonight, so what the hell are you talking about?
that talking out loud dude is funny to me.
oh go check out this hubber who wrote about how one murder can be in the news and another doesn't matter...and We all commented on it and this guy "Talking out loud" ( his profile name) was talking crap to Raiderfan saying that he is defending the Jihadi murderer...
LM- I think teen spirit and come as you are- good songs to bang to
Hey guys it's been fun...I gotta get to bed...I had to do a round trip drive from Fort Worth to Houston and I am beat.
Cum on Feel the Noise, girls rock your boys
adios. Lucey.
alright logic!
I am completely lost..... What songs are we talking about now? How bout more Tupac and Jodeci thats the good stuff!
Night Lucey. It's been fun following you around!
Pachuca, I haven't been back since I commented right after he posted it. That's the one that you commented about your fiance, right?
Apparently, Raider, I have a "banging" iPod. Who knew?
yeah..... it was.
Good nite....
(You know this would make for an interesting forum post....)
Ok...this is seriosly the last one....Eminem....good songs.
"I've got big balls"
dang, logic! I'd forgotten about that one!
Bad to the Bone
logic- you have just more juice to bang out
Maybe its my big hands and big feet, or maybe it's "My Big Ten Inch". :)
It's getting a little deep in here.
thats what we try to achieve when we bang
Its by AC/DC
ha ha!
Pachuca, help me out here, would ya'?
That sounds like a kinky good time!
i'm going to get in trouble if I keep laughing out loud like this!
Hey, I was born in trouble, its okay.
I try to fly under the radar.
those kind of girls are the wildest ones!
Maybe in an earlier life, but probably not when we're old and married.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be on HP at 2:15 in the morning, but putting the tunes to good use instead. :-)
Hmmm... well love Sublime and basically anything by G&R, so good picks there. I almost had you figured out, huh?? Now you got me curious...I wonder.... :)
I know I need to get busy reading your hubs :) I've been neglecting everyone with my presence around here :D hope you're looking forward to lots of comments RF!
Love my monkey. Touch my monkey. Pet my monkey.
God by Tori Amos is the last time I had a song to scrump by. Now I just prefer natures music.
OMG..nature music? I have a CD of the sounds of thunderstorms does that count? Its more relaxing than anything to me...it puts me to sleep.
Janetta- I love sublime too. He was a Gringo and spoke fluent Spanish due to living in the LBC (long beach Ca) he was one eccentric man to say the least....pretty awesome music!
Geez mate, did I read that right, once a month.
In OZ it's an unwritten law, once a week, and then the women complain.
Hell they reckon it should be every night. ;-)
I think it's something in the water.
Oh dear. Is this an Arizona thing? We don't do that in Australia!
hairy- sumtimes I do it more en I think its in the food here they say too much mcdonalds is bad and makes the women unhorny if they eat it. my wife likes mcdonalds more than me.
jewels- I dont know bout other places except in Cali but people are wierd over there
RF - These songs crack me up!! I love Feenin by Jodeci thats about all I agree with you on here. You are too hard core for me.
Imagine stumbling onto this hub and comment thread at 11 in the morning on a Monday! NOW what's a jacked up Mom supposed ta do? LOL!
RF -- great selections. There are a cupla broken links, tho. I adore NIN's "Closer" -- that is one sexy ass song. Sublime hits it, too. I do agree with those who say the music we associate with wild sex is generational. Me, I can't listen to "Oh Darling" without getting totally juiced up. Same with anything by Chris Isaak -- which is 100% associated with a certain someone in my past. G spot, anyone? OMG!
Ok. Down girl. You know you are supposed to be WORKING here. Right, Mighty Mom. Get back to the grind (not the bump and grind).
Good hub and great inspiration. Maybe I'll do one for the 40+ crowd:-)
Everyone needs to bang or else they get mad with the little things.
Genius.
Had to come back to this...as Ixxy said...genius! :)
Laughing Mom says:
7 months ago
Once a month and no viagra? Bullshit, Raider. I'm not buying it. Maybe if you had better music, you'd be doin' it out in the car every night again and not running to the pharmacy for little blue pills instead of condoms.