I love to laugh. If it’s true that laughing adds years to your life, I should live to be at least 150. Actually, I think it’s more likely that laughter adds life to your years! I see humor everywhere, and I’m not above laughing at myself. One thing I really enjoy, however, is humorous bumper stickers.

I’ve often wondered…is this unique to America? Is the U.S. the only nation where people drive around stating their political, religious, or sexual preferences on the tail end of their automobiles? I don’t know, but I do think Americans as a whole have a great sense of humor and irony. Nothing makes this statement truer than to take a few minutes each day in traffic to read nearby bumper stickers!

Here are some of my favorites, in no particular order:

1.       “I have a perfect body, but it’s been in the trunk a while, and it’s beginning to smell.”

2.       “Palin 2012-2014½“

3.       “Obama is not Jesus. Jesus could build a cabinet.”

4.       Another funny political sticker has President Obama’s face on it, and the saying is, “Finally…a face to put on the food stamps.”

5.       “I’m tired of all the BUSHIT.”

6.       “McCain/Palin: Incontinence and incompetence.”

7.       “This one is voting for that one.”

8.       “McMILF 2008”

9.       “I’m voting for Sarah and that guy she’s running with!”

10.   “McCain is a fossil fool.”

11.   “A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?”

12.   “Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?”

13.   “I is a college student.”

14.   “I respect your opinion. Just don’t want to hear it!”

15.   “If we call it tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?”

16.   “If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.”

17.   “I’m out of estrogen and I have a gun.”

18.   “He who laughs last thinks slowest.”

19.   “Jesus is coming. Everyone look busy.”

20.   “Some mornings, it’s just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.”

21.   “Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.”

22.   “BEER – Helping ugly people have sex since 1765.”

23.   “The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”

24.   “A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”

25.   “Ever seen an Uzi fired from a car window?”

26.   “Honk if you love peace and quiet.”

27.   “Honk all you want. I’m deaf.”

28.   “Talk is cheap…until your hire a lawyer.”

29.   “Nothing political is correct.”

30.   “Save your breath. You’ll need it to blow up your date.”

31.   “I refuse to fight a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.”

32.   “I need someone really bad…are you really bad?”

33.   “500,000 battered women and I’m still eating mine plain.”

34.   “Metaphors be with you.” (Great for English teachers!)

35.   “Will work for food – will beg for sex.”

36.   “Save the dolphins. Where did the cows go wrong?”

37.   “On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

38.   “I have the body of a god…Buddha.”

39.   “Body by Nautilus. Brain by Mattel.”

40.   “Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?”

41.   “My karma ran over my dogma.”

42.   “3 kinds of people – those who can count, and those who can’t.”

43.   “What’s another word for ‘thesaurus’?”

44.   “All men are animals. Some just make better pets.”

45.   “Sure, you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!”

46.   “What would Scooby do?”

47.   “Don’t make me release the flying monkeys!”

48.   “Honk if you’re Elvis.”

49.   “Your village called. Their idiot is missing.”

50.   “I like poetry, singing in the rain, long walks on the beach…and poking dead things with a stick.”