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Jerry

You might be married to a redneck if for your 5th aniversary you asked for a weedeater and got a billy goat and a 50 yard rope.

Your car burns more oil than gas.

Your idea of cleaning is throwing everything in the back yard.

Your property has ever been mistaken for a recycling center.

Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.

You've ever hit a deer with your car... deliberately.

You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

Red Man chewing tobacco sends your family a Christmas card.

You've ever stolen a bulldozer to clean out the back yard.

Your husband made you a hot tub with a trolling motor.

Your dog rides in your husband's truck more than you.

And finally...

You might be a redneck if you run from the cops on a John Deere tractor!

> * Resimay ** *

> To hoom it mae cunsern,

> I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

> I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

> I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,

> Pepole really seam to respond

> to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

> I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru

> my persinalety.

> My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you

> think that I am werth,

> I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

> hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

> Sinseerly,

Sally

 Ok, I got the job.  now like most folks i wil get pad.  howevr, in order to get this job i had to pass a ur-reen tst (some folks say urine but they are upitee).  now I got no problem with this exsep the goverment wil take my taxes and do what with it they sees fit.  And one thing they see fit is to to give my money to pepole who dont pay no taxes.  Here is my qestion:  If I have to pas a urreen tst to get a job, shouldn't one have to also pas a test to get a welfare check also?  Mind you, I got no problem helping other pepole on the other hand I hav a problem with helping someone sitting on there rear doing drugs while I work to support them.  I wonder how much money the goverment wood save if they gave urine checks before they gave out publik assistans. 

They could call it "urine or you're out."

Sally

This week Bubba went to the doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, and medical insurance number and then she asked him to have a seat.

A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Bubby what he had.  Bubba said, "Shingles."  So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and sent Bubby to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.  Bubba said, "Shingles."  So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later, the dotor came in and found Bubby sitting patiently in the nude.   He asked Bubba what he had.  Bubba said, "Shingles."   The doctor examined him and asked, "Where?"

Bubba said, "Outside in the truck.  Wherre do you want me to unload them?"

Bubba got his exam free and found out he is extremely healthy.