My Panties: Fine Tuning with a G-string
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It was my most unique New Year’s resolution to date. In the past I’ve resolved to eat more fruit, remember peoples names, and drink less beer. But this year, I resolved to buy sexier underwear. Why after 43 years would I make this a priority in my life, you ask? Vanity of course.
My husband employs a young man in his twenties who's practically part of the family. He goes on trips with us, baby-sits for us and takes my side of most arguments. A really nice boy. And he’s a cutie too. Don’t tell him I said that. He thinks of me as, well, old. Anyway his cuteness makes his opinion more important. I know it shouldn’t, but it just does.
One sunday when he was over, I was folding laundry. Sunday at my house is traditionally “catch up on all the shit you should have done all week” day. Piles of laundry and sex with my husband are usually both on the list. Anyway, so cutie pie looks over at me and shakes his head kinda pitiful like. “Do you really wear those granny panties?” I looked at my hands mid air folding a pair of beige cotton panties. Its not like they were waist high briefs or anything. Well, they weren’t string bikini’s either. And miles away from being thongs. Not that I haven’t tried thongs; I have. I even did the three day test. “After three days, you won’t even know they’re there. I swear.” So, my lying girlfriend had told me. I don’t know, maybe some girls are built different or something. For me, wearing a thong is like slowly being sawed in half with a piece of twine. And I’ve had natural child birth twice. That’s no meds. people! So I’m no candy ass when it comes to pain. Sure, I keep a few thongs in my bag of tricks, aka lingerie drawer. But we’re talking twenty, thirty minutes skin time, tops. I’ll take them off myself if I have to. What I was folding, is what they call “hipsters.” Maybe they call them that so we’ll feel good about buying them. “Hipsters” sound sexy, sort of.
They weren’t all beige either. As if that makes it less granny some how. I had colors. I even had some tie dyed ones, the result of a bleaching incident. Soaking them in Clorox is the only way to keep them yeast infection free. I should know. When I was in college I got too many infections. Lets face it, one is too many. I was going to school in Fresno. It gets really hot there and I lived in my swimsuit. A yeasty paradise: heat, moisture and lycra. Lucky for me Cosmopolitan magazine, my bible at the time, did an article about this affliction. Turns out the little yeast beasts can actually live in your underwear and re-infect you. Not fair! But a smart girl can kill them one of three ways: microwave, iron, or bleach. The first sounded quick and easy so I dampened my favorite panties and tossed them in for a few seconds, or was it minutes. It really hadn’t occurred to me that they could and would burst into flames. But yes, my microwave was an inferno of unmentionables. With the help of hot-dog tongs I was able to drown what was left of my charred undies in the kitchen sink. O.K., so the microwave approach had issues. Next up the iron. Simple, just iron the crotch; kill the little yeasties. And no, I wasn’t stupid enough to iron the nylon ones. The thing is, even cotton panties have elastic bands that don’t like heat. They melt into hard and sharp, plasticky weapons that poke and scrape at your most delicate regions. O.K. I shouldn’t speak for your regions. My most delicate regions. So two methods down; that left the bucket of bleach approach. Thank you Cosmo; that one worked. Not great on the colors but my comfort level increased. And when twenty years later, I got another infection I remembered the fire and the bleach. Which brings us back to the tie dyed, not in a pretty way, pile of granny panties on my lap.
Had I gotten old and not realized it? Were my panties just an indicator of things to come. Would I start going to the grocery store with curlers in my hair? Putting a plastic cap over the top of them, because somehow that would make it look even better? (I’ve got to believe that hot rollers in the car, on a country road is completely different.) What would be next a bikini with a skirt attached? (If the skirt is unattached that’s still cute. Right?) O.K. there were some obvious signs of old ladyness creapin' in. Need to nip that puppy in the bud. Easy fix, I’ll just buy all new underwear. Cute, sexy underwear. No, not for my husband. He’s Italian for God sakes. The last thing I want to do, is encourage him. I will do this for me, for the preservation of my hotness. It of course is all in my head. If they make me feel younger and sexier, then I will in fact be just that. Well at least that’s my plan.
So that brings us to this moment, as I sit writing this. Wearing some of my newly purchased knickers. I bought some string bikinis, some tangas and some, like I’m wearing today called brazilian. Which apparently is portuguese for leave most of your derriere hanging out. Some of them are still cotton but in youthful prints and stripes. And some of them are like today's choice, filmy with soft lace. Lace that is climbing up my nether regions. Why don’t I just tug it back into place? For one, its not ladylike to reposition ones under pinnings in mixed company. And two, I already tried four times. They just climb right back up there, in a we’re not gonna let you forget we’re here kinda way. “You’re wearing sexy underwear, you’re wearing sexy underwear,” like I need that kind of distraction all day.
Oh, I didn’t say bolstering my libido was gonna to be easy. I realize, that if I’m going to hold back the hands of time, and regain my hotness, I may have to do it with my cheeks hanging out. A resolution is a resolution so I will persevere. I have to. My ass is on the line.
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You microwaved your panties into ashes??? epic! The pictures were a bit distracting though. :D I was here first Tom!!! Get back!
hey, I can't see, you guys are blocking my view
Im stuck on here! I smashed my mouse!
I see you guys voted.
** oushes Tom to the ground ** smash this! Keep your distance Toad!
I was so quick to vote I voted for the wrong gender! Freudian slip. Apparently I secretly like my men in a thong!
I love hubs with pics!
Very distracting pictures!
Tom I have a Hub with lots of pictures, why dont you leave and check it out! :D
Me too Pest! It's easy to compare pimples that way!
Randy: Nice hub! I like the way you told this story, which was not only interesting but let me (as a male) understand some of the things that women go through that we find so sexy. I like the way you wrapped it up.
I'm looking forward to seeing more of your writings!
They aren't like these!
Lol, don't forget my lovely car hubs, plenty of pictures to drool over when your bored of ass!
So I'll expect you all about 5 mins after you die!
You guys are falling all over yourselves! I'm here for the literature!
:rolleyes: It was a very good read on a serious note.
Me too! I'm studying undies!
Most gals I know don't even wear underwear. I need to start playin' with kids closer to my age, I just can't keep up with the 20 somethings as well as I used too.
@chris - Can we not read the writing and look at the pictures?
Oh wait, that would be multi-tasking
you guys are interrupting me, must stay focused...
Amazing how a pair of panties can unite so many people! Feel the love! Wait...Tom that better be "love" i am feeling! and not...oh, GROSS!
I promise, No Gross!
@pest - Lol, there you go pest, you brought the 'funny'!
I would kill for this number of comments on a hub so quickly!
I'm with Toad, Focused!
Careful...you might scare her and run her off to some other writing site. At least wait until after she writes a "Bra" hub!
A sock hub too!
I've never microwaved my panties. I've never thought about microwaving my panties.
You did such a good job, that the men glossed over the yeast infections for the pics! LOL, brilliantly done! Try to get cotton gussets, apparently, that makes all the difference.
I have a drawer full of thongs. Never wear them anymore, they're a lot of uncomfortable work, always having to duck into a private place to dislodge them from places they don't belong. I've been told that a G-string is way more comfortable, but I'll pass.
Good lucky, Randy. Hope your new lingerie brings the desired result!
Shirley: Would you consider donating those old thongs to Pest's "Panties for Pest" charity. I hear he does great work with them.
Oh, and men don't like to discuss the "yeast" thing...unless you're talking about beer.
Yeast! Wow, I missed the baking bread part!
@Tom - you were obviously paying to much attention to the pics
Reading is so over rated!
I'm glad you boys are enjoying my hub! Didn't expect you to find in quite so fast?
Tom, sorry about your mouse. You're welcome to stay as long as you like though.
Pest, no need to fight, I think there is enough booty here for everyone.
Goldentoad, I like your intensity.
Chris, thanks for actually "reading" it. ;)
WhoArtNow, Do you think I should 86 the pics?
St. James, I was wondering if I should have added a "I go comando" choice to the poll.
Christoph - certainly I would donate my thongs to such a worthy cause. Do you think Pest wants them microwaved first?
I had to vote in both polls so I can see what guys like...I guessed it right too! LOL! Only I had to wait in line for a long time behind Pest. How many times are you gonna vote? Or are you up to something else?
Randy Behavior...well done! I enjoyed the read. :)
Everyone, excuse me while I oggle the photos, ok?
Randy, you landed with a splash! Your ass and mine are both on the line, I find that sexy little panties do the trick for me, preserve my errrr hotness --what should be my hotness.... my ... oh never mind! better than thongs!
Oh yeah. But if you put thongs on and don't move, they make you feel really hawt!
Shirley, I'm glad You and I aren't the only ones that can't make friends with a thong.
ROFL @ Shirley...so true! The key is to not move. :D
@Shirley: RE: Microwaving panties. Well, I think you should microwave your panties before giving them to Pest. Otherwise, he might try to do something with your DNA. I don't know what...try to clone you in a test tube maybe...anyway, don't risk it!
Good point, Christoph! I had considered his diabolicalness. I'm too trusting. Thanks for the advice. I'd sure hate to see a bunch of me's running around the trailer park!
Shirley, Elena, Pam and Patricia - Thanks for stopping by. I was starting to feel a little out numbered in here. Is anyone else surprised that the guys prefer panties to g-strings?
Great stuff, great literature, great photos -- I am comforted, enlightened, and gussetted accorgingly. Good hub!
This waitin' in line thing until the guys run of of steam - sheesh! (Are they gone yet?...) lol!
Great hub, Randy! Didn't know that about yeast beasts. But you might add that women of ample dimensions should stick to granny panties - the kind that cover *everything* and hold it all in, because from the back it's easy to tell when a Big Girl is wearing a thong. Looks like two 100-lb bags of flour totally independent of each other, bouncing up and down, up and down. Not pretty OR "sexy". ;D
I can't do g-strings. Dental floss is great, for my teeth. Arse floss? Thanks, but no thanks.
I for one, am appalled that you people are flocking to a hub with these graphic pictures of...Nah, I thought it was awesome too! Thumbs up!
As usual i leave and the women show up!
Teresa, Thanks for popping in. I'm glad you are properly gusseted.
Jama, I went to a lingerie party once where the sales girl was of ample dimensions. She said that bigger girls should always were thongs cause all their panties end up, up there anyway! LOL
London, I want to know who invented the damn things, anyway!
BT, sooo appalling is a good thing then. ;)
Great pix, wrapped up nicely as CR said, I voted too, twice uh, what's the hub about? I gotta go look at the pix again.
Its about Clorox, but the pictures will make that perfectly clear. Thanks for stopping by C.C.
I just had to return and uh, enjoy this fine read. Guess what? I discovered the video Abracdabra you put down under the comment box. Fitting, pun intended. You know, panties and all.
Well now C., just look at where you led me! And I say thank you. What a fun read. Now I'm off to vote! :D
Cris, you mean to tell me this is your first visit here? can't believe it.
actually yes! LOL i logged in late today, and when I did the gang has moved on to another hub. totally missed this. good thing the criminal always goes back to the scene of the crime. and twas my luck that i followed that criminal! :D
Some of my favorites, and my boyfriend's, as well, are sexy little boy shorts, where just the bottom of my bottom peek out. They don't ride up too much, and I love the way they look!
Is that what I am? thanks BTW I sure like the panites with angels face
Hi shady lady woman of mystery
Hello back at you, C. C. Riter!
LOL you're in a good mood today C! glad to note that :D
Hi Cris, yeh after a very trying week. tell ya 'bout that maybe in a hub soon.
I see how you are, Shady Lady. I should have warned you: Please don't feed the animals!
Hmmm...don't feed the animals? Is that what you all are? I think I could have a lot of fun here!
You shall Shady Lady, you shall indeed, and watch out for the guy above you, he has a cult.
A cult???? Should I be scared? Is he going to ask me to sell all of my belongings? I really don't want to do that! I love my shoes way too much!
Not that kind of cult, but he will allure you into it I'm sure. The ladies are hot for his musing ways. I don't understand it, but I'm just a bystander and get out of the way.
Oh, and another jealous hubber is trying to do him in.
I object! (But it's true about somebody trying to do me in.)
You can't object, it's all true. This ain't no court either you two timer muse you.
Wow, it can downright dirty here, can't it?
But it's so much fun. LOL Seriously, read his hubs and stalk him, he'll lead you to the good stuff.
C.C. glad you got my pun, and welcome back. Thanks for bringing a friend.
Greetings Cris!
Welcome Shady to what appears to be my wild animal feeding station!
Randy, very aptly put! This is, without a doubt, a wild animal feeding station! Makes me an animal, I guess! Laugh!
Elena, or maybe a wild animal trainer?
I wish, Randy! But no, I am on the animal side, and a long stick is required to train me!
Oh god, I hope this comment doesn't come back to haunt me in my old age! Laugh!
In fact if any of you ladies are the least bit intimidated by these beasts, I keep a stock of whips in the locker over there. Please help yourselves.
Hi Randy. We hubjacked your hub last night for some fun. Glad to get you some more visits
Damn Elena you are the queen of puns. Love it!
C.C. Really feel free to "Jack" here anytime. ;)
I laughed my boxers off!!
This reminded me of the Adrian Mole book. It was simply the mind of a woman and her pain.
I loved the microwave undies story L'edOL
I hope the young man appreciates the pain you are going through in the name of holding back the tie-dyed.
Thanks for the journey I truly enjoyed :)
The best response I could hope for is real out loud laughter.
Hahaha I am a woman so I am here for the great read.I have trouble with G-strings,honestly.I am forever thinking I have a wedgie so I go to pull them out my buttocks then realise I am wearing a G-string.
I'm with Shady Lady,,,briefs with a tiny bit of arse exposed. G-strings? Blechhh! Nasty if you ask me. Randy, does the bleach remove the uhh,,,brown tinge to the string?
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I like this hub, the tips in fighting yeast infection is really a great help for women specially during pregnancy. This will surely keep the baby safe from complications.
Blondepoet, I'm surprised just how many non g-string girls there are out there. Even the guys are voting for panties!
trish, Cant speak from experience but I'm assuming.
boy, I have no idea what that means... can anyone translate?
eye, Glad you actually got some advice from it. Sleeping nude helps to.
Momma says she looks as good as the pictures you have here...She is delusional, her ass looks like two watermelons in a burlap sack...do they even make a large size g-string?
Pest do you remember that movie where Shirley Maclaine describes this big bottomed woman dancing, "It looks like to pigs fighting under a blanket."
Lol g-strings might look more appealing to some but I vote for sexy little panties,more practical,still look great and no more experiencing 24hour wedgies.Yes panties rule haha.
I really liked this story, although I was hoping SO BAD it would end with an extra-marital romp with the youngster. I guess that's just my history with smut stories rearing its ugly head. Thanks for the comment on "Transhomo..."
blondepoet, panties and briefs are neck and neck on the girls poll.
Schwag, The youngster did say I was lookin' hot, hmmmmm. You don't think a 20 year spread is too much?
"I am forever thinking I have a wedgie so I go to pull them out my buttocks then realise I am wearing a G-string." like I said, arse floss (-:
Have you ever thought of making sun-tea out of your used undies?
Anyway not bad.
The Title and pictures grabbed me, and then your sense of humor wrapped it all up for me. Very nice piece...errrr I mean article.....uh hub. whew I'm startin to sweat!
Wonderkatt, Whata ya mean used, exactly?
Ananta, Thanks, I think.
Florida Keys, I'm glad I was able to grab you and make you sweat.
Just stopped in for a bit of sunshine...:) ...Sigh...
I hope you're not using my hub to polish your.... what was that phrase? Anyway it could be murder on your keyboard!
pest- get your sniff and move on
My keyboard has seen it's share of porn...Stop shoving Toad!
So you guys have to tell me which is your favorite picture.
Oh now I gotta fucking choose? out of those???? that is a hard one! Uhhh the blue. I like your avatar..just that tease of skin above the belt line kills me.
I am so into good old cotton panties. Probably it comes from early kindergarten experiences :)
As for the pics - the first one is the best, hands down, and the last one follows...
LOL Pest you one leg hamper you :D
Randy I mean... soiled.
You're creative. :->
Seems that I missed a lot in the past few days! Maybe I should pop in a little more often!
Thanks Composed.
Yes, Shady you should. I think the boys like to hang out here and drool.
I am back for more...You could update the pics here and the Hub would never die...an ongoing weekly thing! :D
loved the hub; very pictorial in the nicest way! - hate the thong; especially when ladies wear so sexy hipster jeans but have two bits of string on display at waist level; too attractive and on a par with rollers in the street! - then to add insult to injury (as inflicted by the grubby little thong)she also has when viewed again from behind - two large possums fighting (loosely and with vigour)in a bag. No to the thong - I voted panties...
Pest I could change out the pictures, but you'll have to tell me who I should get rid of.
Ajcor, I think the guys might argue with you about the g-string peeking out of jeans being unattractive. I remember years ago the first time I saw that on display I almost spit out my coffee. Now its common place, just not on me :)
Maybe you are right Randy Behaviour - maybe the view for those desirous of getting close to this piece of clothing is that the g string beckons indeed holds promise - however not for you or indeed me - except for the promise of some hard core washing!
The g-string is only at 18% with the guys though, so quite a few agree with us.
I went G-string in my younger years...no thanks anymore. IF I do where panties, they are almost always the boy shorts, super cute with a little booty.
Great Hub! I didn't know the info about the yeasties either, you learn something new everyday =]
Teasha, I should have put the boy-shorts on there. A lot of girls are chiming in with that. Oops.
Wow! The vote's pretty close. THONGS SUCK!
Very nice topic and I wonder whether you will go without the panties?
Drop by my hub and get to know why women go without panties http://hubpages.com/hub/Women-with-No-Panties
druneric, yep we all seem to agree. I'm a bit surprised though.
sgjerome, Yep I go commando a lot actually. In the summer under soft clothing. I guess I should have addressed that as an option.
Randy, I keep coming back here and looking at your first picture. Not at her body *right* but her eyes and face, she is so intriguing. I've seen her before, who is she?
She has a face?
Pest, how could you miss it? LOL
Great hub!!! I didn't read a fucking thing though, so you could have the spelling and grammar of a kindergartener for all I know.
C.C. She's my roommate. She likes older men. Do you want me to introduce you?
imadork, that not actually reading thing seems to be going around...
I'm torn between g-string and sexy little panties. Although my theory is that it's the ass that makes the panties look good and not the other way around!
purpleb: You are semi-correct. It is a symbiotic relationship between ass and panties. A properly chosen pair of panties (why are they referred to as a pair when it's just one?) will enhance and highlight and compliment an already nice derierre. Conversely, a less than beautiful rear will not be helped by any window dressing. To quote a famous philosopher:
" Regarding the callipygian features of the fairer sex...adorn it in the finest silk from Asia, but I like a firm, round butt." - Plato
Well I'll have to disagree with Chris. Women know that lingerie can always play up your assets. Its just choosing correctly. Ladies with smaller bottoms look better in boy shorts that play up their smaller curves with just a peek. Bigger bottoms will look better with lower on the hip style panties that have wider sides to keep the proportions right.
Love Plato's quote :)
Pest, as per your request adding more pictures.
I love this hub!! So much fun, and the useful info is great! I don't really go with one specific type of underwear. I wear sexy, little panties, thongs, boy shorts, sometimes nothing. It all depends on my mood and what I am wearing that day.
Anna Marie, so you're a woman of many moods :)
I don't know how much more of the panty talk that I can take!!! :D
Pest, I was just trying to track you down so I could tell you I put up new pictures for you and you sniffed em out all by yourself!
yeah, thanks, thanks a lot! You are a doll!
Now Pest, be a man and just take it.... even if it hurts. Laugh!
Hiya Randy, Chris! I'm with Randy, one's assets can be made to look good or better, or superb! In fact, women turn this quest for improving how our assets look into an art ;-)
What is it you two damsels disagree with me about? It seems to me that we are in complete agreement. Are you saying a disgusting butt can be made to look good? Good to whom? If that's what you believe, then keep on believing. The advertisers will love you.
Elena I was trying to decide if it was a science or an art. Maybe a little psychology too, as in how much to leave to the imagination.
@Chris Hi Doc, what's up. I'm not saying that lingerie can perform plastic surgery but it can do a lot! Take the wonder bra for example... ah but thats another hub entirely.
Chris, I have to agree with you there: advertisers love women! Laugh!
Randy: A bit of art, a bit of science, a bit of psychology ... and a LOT hoping for the best! :-)
Randy, I would love to know your roommate, but I would die, just die. LOL
I have to agree. The right underwear can accent great assets, but the right underwear can also downplay flaws, there are underwear out there that give a little lift, give the illusion of more curves, it all depends on the cut and style of the underwear. The right pair of panties can make a less than flattering backside look better, but no, they don't work miracles.
Christoph I just fasioned a thong and put it on. My ass looks even more spectacular than ever! Hope that helps answer your question from above.
Well C.C. I don't know CPR, so maybe we best not!
Shady Lady, They even have a butt bra now, have you heard about it?
Pest no sense guilding the Lilly.
Yeah, I have...wasn't sure what it was called, but that is what I was talking about!!
I'd post a picture of it but I don't think its attractive!
you sure know how to drive traffic!!
Where do you find all these great pictures? I am thinking about adding pictures to my hubs but unsure of copyright and what you can do etc.
surgin293, its true what they say about sex selling.
purpleb, you can go to flickr.com and some of the pictures there are free for the taking.
Alright, thanks! :)
She's georgeous! Like it.
Brodft, Glad you like it.
You can get great images for around a buck each at i
iStockphoto com
great stuff and nopt the same you see everywhere.
Nice hub btw
Mark
Glad you liked it Mark, thanks for the info.
The black lil panties with pink dots and pink lace round them would so suit you, just mail me the pic : )
Bad those are actually a thong, so aint gonna happen. The ones in my story I settled on, are more like the first pic.
I'm thinking about getting some thongs for myself! Great hub. Age doesn't matter....stay sexy, stay hip, be cool, be yourself! If you like granny panies - so what? I happen to like tye-die granny panties!
Damn, I guess I shouldn't have thrown them all out then! I'd like to say I don't care about my age, but the truth is when I get carded buying beer, it makes my whole day.
ok, randy, i've read it, feasted my eyes over it, smiled and think why are we men cursed to look at such honey, and then you with your story to it too. Ahh! life is heaven...
I figured you like this one. I have a couple "honey" hubs. Check out Tale of two Titties, and He Comes in Dreams too.
saw them. why do you think i became you fan. Luv honey...
"But yes, my microwave was an inferno of unmentionables."
ROFL!!!! I would have paid a seizable amount of cash to have seen that!
You are correct, this is a VERY APPEALING hub :o
I'm glad you liked it Trooper. I figure, even if you don't read my story, there are always the pictures. lol. And the trail of comments is pretty funny too.
If I'm wearing jeans I usually don't wear underwear of any kind, except a bra that is. If I'm wearing a dress or skirt I wear thongs. I hate panty-lines, and I find thongs more comfortable too. After you adjust to thongs you will never want to go back to panties.
I've tried Kelly. Just can't "adjust." You are in the 20% of women readers who voted.
I hated the feeling of thongs the first week or two that I started wearing them. After a few weeks I was very glad that I forced myself to "tough it out," because I find them way more comfortable and I don't have to worry about panty lines. I talked my sister into making the switch to thongs, she hated it at first too, but is a happy thong convert for a while now too. If you ever decide that you want to try to get used to thongs again I would suggest that maybe you wear one around the house with no pants or skirt on before you wear it out in public. Not trying to be funny or anything, but I'd wear it in the house while I'm doing housework or watching TV. Then once you've adjusted to it you could start wearing thongs when you go out in public. That is under your outerwear of course. LOL
Of course, lol.
So **** sizzling... I can read your hubs forever and not get bored or tired if only I had time :(
Shamel, if you try to read all the comments it will definitely take you forever. lol. If you liked this, you'll like a Tale of TwoTities too and He Comes in Dreams.
I thought about this discussion earlier tonight. I was at a baseball game, and the girl sitting in the seat in front of mine had the most amazing tush, but she had panty lines. She was wearing spandex pants with regular panties on underneith, and you couldn't miss the panty lines when she would stand up. She had a perfect tush, but I couldn't help but wonder why she didn't either wear a thong or else no underwear since she was in spandex?
Kelly, I always wondered if there were panty police. I guess your it! LOL. Ya, I would have chose commando in a situation like that.
I will read them for sure... Thanks :)
RB.
About the panty police... I remember a news story a few years ago about a high school that made it a rule that none of the girls were allowed to wear thong underwear at a school dance. Several of the female teachers forced the girls to lift up their dresses and skirts before the girls were allowed into the dance.
So I guess those teachers were the panty police? Personally I don't think a school has any right to tell students what kind of underwear they can and can not wear.
Oh my god, that's hilarious! They probably made them do the spin test. I went to a catholic high school, so they did whatever they damn well pleased. Our drug and alcoholism rate was pretty high though... go figure?
Most of my girlfriends who went to Catholic schools would tell me how much worse off they were than me because they were in Catholic schools and I was in public schools.
Sometimes it was the opposite though.
My public high school had mandatory swimming class in the ninth grade. I already knew how to swim since I was about 4 years old, but I had to take it anyway. In my case, i love to swim, so I liked the class anyway. But a lot of the kids at my high school hated the swimming class. None of my friends in Catholic schools had to take any swimming class in school. In fact, I don't think any of the Catholic schools in my area had pools?
Also, my high school had a rule that everyone had to shower after gym class. That wasn't a problem for me, locker room nudity doesn't bother me, and never has. But some students didn't like it. One of my girlfriends who went to a Catholic school looked at me in shock when I mentioned the mandatory shower rule at my school. She said her Catholic school didn't make anyone shower after gym class. I figured most Catholic schools would have had that rule too?
From that news story I mentioned... From what I recall the girls had to actually lift up their dresses and skirts high enough for the teachers to be able to see if it was a thong that they were wearing underneith.
I'm with blond poet - sexy panties --- I broke my G-String and now my guitar is out of tune
Hmmmm. If I said I was dense would you explain? Not naturally blonde, but I can fake when need be. :)
LOL - above is comment from Blondpoet....
As for my broken G String - one of 6 strings on a guitar.
Love - Light - Laughter
Neil
Wonderful! Aaah, nothing like Air on a G - string! Love that breeze down there, especially when my girlfriend is checking me out! Cool Hub! You should be the most popular Hubber here! : )
Thanks for the praise Cheeky Girl. I'm glad you enjoyed this silly hub.
Tom Cornett says:
9 months ago
I predict you will get lots of hits on this one, and ten times the grins!