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My Wifes Favorite Slow Screw How To

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By KirkMan


Slow Comfortable Screw

My wife knows what she likes, and I sure can't stop her from getting what she likes. Now I know what your thinking! How can a husband let his wife share her favorite thing with the whole world, but if you knew how much my wife loves drinks with Pineapple in them, and one of her favorite's is her version of the Slow Comfortable Screw. How could I stop her?

Take your favorite Highball Glass and fill with:

  • 6.0 oz. Pineapple juice (Very Cold)
  • 0.5 oz. Sloe gin
  • 0.5 oz. Southern Comfort
  • 0.75 oz. Vodka
  • Shaved Ice to your liking

Now Slowly Stir until all are mixed well, and add straw. And now as she says "You're now ready for the best tasting drink in the world".

Your comments about my wife's favorite drink and party game are encouraged and your most welcomed to try the drink, if you are of drinking age. And let us know what you think, some love the mix and some don't so give us a rating of 1 to 10, we'd sincerely like that.

Thank you, all for checking us out.

Always party responsibly and never drink and drive...
Always party responsibly and never drink and drive...

Fun Drinking Games

High Card Low Card

Requirements for play

1 deck of cards

2 or more players

Instructions for play

1. Player one is dealt a card. The player then guesses whether the next card will be higher or lower than the next card. If wrong, the player drinks once (because one card was showing). If correct, the player guesses again.

2. After taking at least three cards, the player may choose to continue or pass. If the player passes, the next player starts where the previous left off.

3. When a player guesses incorrectly, they drink for each card showing. So, the strategy is to build up a lot of cards and then pass it to the next player.

4. Before play starts, determine by vote if equal cards are a loss or correct guess.

(This is my wife's favorite drinking game at parties, so I added it first for your fun and enjoyment.) More to come!


Blow Me!

1 bottle

1 deck of cards

4+ players

1. To start Blow Me, take a deck of cards and stack them on top of a bottle (beer, vodka, whatever..).

2. Each person then tries to blow the cards off the deck. 3. If they can blow one card off than everyone drinks, if they blow more than one off nothing happens, BUT when somebody blows the whole deck of cards off the bottle they must drink the entire time while everyone sings the following tune:

*We will use the name Terry as as example...

"Oh here's to sister (when its a guy you say brother) Terry, sister Terry, sister Terry, oh here's to sister Terry who's with us tonight. She eats it, she beats it, she even mistreats it, so drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker drink!"

...and the crowd can sing as fast or as slow as they would like.

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stuffsoup  says:
6 months ago

great hub

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