NAKED AT THE AIRPORT ©2008

FILE-LIKE-SHEEP IN A LINE, WITH ROPES BEHIND

WITH NO DISCRETION, THEY SEARCH AND THEY FIND

REMOVE OUR WATCHES, OUR CLOTHES, AND OUR SHOES

THE QUESTIONS WE ANSWER, DEMEAN AND CONFUSE

THEY GIVE US THEIR BAGGIES IN CASE WE’RE NOT SURE

OF WHAT GOES WHERE, IN SIZES QUITE POOR

SHAMPOOS, CREAMS, AND THINGS-LIQUID-TO-SEE

INSPECTED, BECAUSE SIZE IS EVERYTHING

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THEY LOOK AT TOILETRIES, WE USE EVERYDAY

DEODORANT, FUNGUS CREAM,

TOOTH PASTE AND HAIR SPRAY

THEN OUR BAGS GO THRU THE EX-RAY SCREEN

TO CATCH ANY THING THAT THEY HAVE NOT SEEN

LIKE ROLLED UP PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR SKIVS

AND GIFTS YOU BROUGHT YOUR RELATIVES.

THEY KNOW WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC YOU HEAR

AND WHAT YOU READ AND WHAT YOU WEAR

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AND IF THAT'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH

THEY MAKE YOU REMOVE SOME MORE STUFF

LIKE POKER YOU’RE STUCK WITH A REALLY BAD HAND

YOU CAN ONLY FOLD AND JOIN THE BAND

IF YOU ARE FRAIL OR YOU ARE WEAK

NO AMNESTY FOR YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE STILL A FREAK

TREATED LIKE YOU’VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING WRONG

THEY FORCE YOUR HAND AND YOU WRITE A BAD SONG

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BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE, PLEASE DON'T RUN AWAY

HAVE YOU GOT CASH OR DRUGS TODAY

AND JUST HOW MUCH AND IS IT REAL

DOCTORS NOTES AND NOTARY SEAL

DEPENDING ON WHERE, YOU HAVE JUST CAME FROM

YOU FILL OUT FORMS AND GIVE THEM SOME

WHAT CLOTHES ARE LEFT, THEY MAKE YOU TAKE OFF

THEY CHECK YOUR BUTT AND MAKE YOU COUGH

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A VACATION FROM HELL THEY ALL SEEM TO BE

NOW THAT WE HAVE HOMELAND SECURITY

THEY'LL TAKE YOUR MEDS AND YOUR WATER TOO

LIKE A HYNOTIZED CULT YOU REMOVE YOUR SHOES

YOU LIKE FRESH AIR ON YOUR BODY TODAY

YOU'RE GOING SOMEWHERE THAT'S NOT HERE, WHY STAY?

YOU MIGHT LIKE THE FREEDOM OF NO CARRY ON

WITH NO CHECKED IN LUGGAGE IT WILL NOT ARRIVE GONE

(higher timbre/melody change)

YOU'RE LIGHT AND YOU'RE HAPPY AND NUDE AS CAN BE

COME FLY WITH US BE NAKED FOR FREE

YOU'RE LIGHT AND YOU'RE HAPPY AND NUDE AS CAN BE

COME FLY WITH US BE NAKED FOR FREE

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