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By Drew Breezzy

Life is Good When Your Sexy

Sexy Sanchez and his Weiner

After switching bodies with JaMarcus Russell last two week Sanchez shows the world beating the Raiders is a ravenous job. In this video he is seen sneaking  a hot dog on the bench.

Sanchez Weiner

Sanchez

Aww a man hug how sweet!
Aww a man hug how sweet!

From Russell like Play to Rookie Stud in One Day

Last week Sanchez threw 5 interceptions, 0 touchdowns and had a 8.3 QB rating.

This week Sanchez threw 1 touchdowns and had a 114 QB rating against a very underrated Oakland secondary.


38-0 Jets SHUTOUT Raiders

Post Game Interview


Reggie Bush Leap of Faith

TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!

Oh When the Saints...

Six and 0

Ten more to go

Drew Bree and co

Put on a show!

3-14 Miami Quarter 1

10-24 Miami Quarter 2 

Saints then bounce back in the second half out scoring the Dolphins 36 to 10 in a comeback to remember!

The Saints showed the are determined to win and play well facing adversity. 

46-34 Saints


Well is Swell

Bennie Wells looks like he is the guy in Arizona moving forward. He rushed for 67 yards and a touchdown averaging 4.8 yards a carry. It is important to note that in the last two games he has out carried Tim Hightower 26 to 17 as well as receiving double digit carries.

Key Injuries of Week 7

  • Leon Washington - IR broken leg
  • Cris Cooley - fractured ankle
  • Brian Westbrook - Concussion (took knee to head) will miss week 8 if not more.


Vikings lose as Favre Laughs

Two defensive touchdowns the final 7 minutes  result in Steelers beatiing the undefeated Vikings 27-17.

Who to blame?

  • Brett Favre - Threw a bad pass to Chester Taylor which was intercepted after boucing off his hands. Then laughs about it! He laughs! I am sure fans would have rather seen an angry Rivers/Brees reaction.
  • Chester Taylor - Dropping a pass that hit his hands.
  • The ENTIRE Vikings offense to willing let the Steelers run two turnovers back for scores.
  • Coaching - One minute left first, first and goal at the 7. You have Adrian Peterson on the bench and call a pass play. STUPID!

Pretty Polka Dots?

In Support of Breast Cancer
In Support of Breast Cancer

Dresses

Fashion crime?

  • Yes
  • No
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Running Back Studs to Duds

  • Clinton Portis
  • Matt Forte
  • LaDainian Tomlinson
  • Brian Westbrook

Leads the League in Rushing

Benson baby
Benson baby

Revenge is Sweet!

Cedric Benson has become one the best running backs this season.

353 yards in the last 3 games = 117.666 yards per game

720 rushing yards leading NFL

While

Matt Forte (his replacement) has 318 yards on the season.

168 yards in the last 3 games = 56 yards per game

Cedric Benson rushed a career high 189 yards over his former team the Bears in a 45-10 blowout!

24-21 Texan Win
24-21 Texan Win

Over the Hill?

After trailing 21-0 at half the 49ers bench Shaun Hill in favor of Alex Smith. Smith goes 15 of 22 for 206 yards and throws 3 touchdowns to Veron Davis in a 21-24 loss. 

JaMarcus Russell in Denial


Larry Johnson Attacking Fans

Class Acts

JaMarcus Russell - "I don't think it's me personally, I really don't"

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA. The only football field where Russell may be a superstar is in the  Madden video games. 

Larry Johnson - Call heckling fan "fag" via his twitter. Also saying “my father got more creditentials than most of these pro coaches. … google my father!!!!!!! My father played for the coach from “rememeber the titans”. Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn.”

4th in Carries, 19th in yards, averaging less than 3 yards a carry, and he blames the coach..

Whose statements were more shocking?

  • Russell
  • Johnson
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Which teams play has shocked you most this season?

  • Titans 0-6 start
  • Bengals 5-2
  • Bucs 0-7
  • Panthers 2-4
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Jaguars Upset Bye Week!

Long naps, cold beers, hit and runs and liason filled nights the Jaguars relax the heck out of the bye week. Going into the bye week Jaguars were a 3 point under dog, I was lucky enough to interview Jack Del Rio and get a few words with him before the match-up.

“So Jack how do you feel about the Jaguars chances against the bye week?” In an emotionless monotone voice Jack responds “I feel our chances are good as any game. We work hard to come out and win.” 

“So, I heard Mike Sims Walker is throwing a liaison this weekend, will this be affecting his status this week?”....For more of the interview read HERE

Jaguars beat the bye week after the bye refuses to show up for action. Roger Goodell nollifys win stating there are no freebies in football!



Best Team

Who is the Best Team in NFL?

  • Colts 6-0
  • Saints 6-0
  • Broncos 6-0
  • Vikings 6-1
  • Other
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dohn121 profile image

dohn121  says:
2 months ago

First of all, Sanchez was hungry, unlike the entire Oakland Raiders franchise and you know what??? He does SOMETHING when afflicted with a problem, like HUNGER! Hahahaha!

Second of all, Adrian Peterson plowed a "Gay" guy (what do you expect?) Of course he'll win Head-On.

Third, Ja-mucous Russell and Larry Johnson should be traded to the CFL for some Canadian Bacon--at least Canadian Bacon has some USE.

The Saints should of lost that game, by the way...Oh well :D Thanks, Breezy.

Drew Breezzy profile image

Drew Breezzy  says:
2 months ago

Should have but didn't!

What is up with the Giant run game?

EYEAM4ANARCHY profile image

EYEAM4ANARCHY  says:
2 months ago

I've yet to figure out why he had to apologize for eating a hot dog. Favre always has fun even when he's giving up game clinching turnovers. I think the Saints are the best team, Colts are still the quietest undefeated team. It'll be interesting when they play the Broncos in December.

Drew Breezzy profile image

Drew Breezzy  says:
2 months ago

Yeah hotdogs eating should be encouraged lol. Can you imagine those lineman having a hotdog eating contest on the sideline?

EYEAM4ANARCHY profile image

EYEAM4ANARCHY  says:
2 months ago

The Patriots could have scheduled a hot dog eating contest midway through the 2nd quarter the past two weeks.

dohn121 profile image

dohn121  says:
2 months ago

About your question: I think that opposing teams are figuring out how to stop the Giants run attack and the Giants are not reacting to this approach. Those huge holes that were created by their O-lineman have shrunk and one of the big reasons why Jacobs is missing his burst is because his lineman are not opening up the holes he would otherwise run through. He doesn't want to just run into the guys, as they are his bread and butter. Lead blocker and FB Madison Hedgecock is also not as effective as he once was--he's a mystery to me. Bradshaw is however making something out of nothing. He just has great vision (that fumble was uncharacteristic of him by the way). With the lost of his father, he dedicated this entire season to him and so is playing his heart out. I have confidence in their running game however.

I hope this answered your question, Breezy!

Drew Breezzy profile image

Drew Breezzy  says:
2 months ago

nope colts better than last year. I was right about Barber,Williams, Witten, Westbrook having bad seasons. And right about Clark and Rivers. I guess guesing players in the offseason is easier than teams. BTW A.Gon I don't feel deserves his job back what do you'll think?

Crazy888 profile image

Crazy888  says:
2 months ago

i think the patriots are going to win the super-bowl....who do you think??

Drew Breezzy profile image

Drew Breezzy  says:
2 months ago

Depends who gets their first. Someone that can run the ball well for sure. Right now I would have to say the Saints but there is still a lot of football left.

Crazy888 profile image

Crazy888  says:
6 weeks ago

you are right.....what is your favorite football team.?

I like the Pats and the Saints

I dont like the dolphins, the jets or the colts

Bills are not very good but i thought it was halariose that they beet the jets both times

Crazy888 profile image

Crazy888  says:
6 weeks ago

anyway..talk football w/u later!

Drew Breezzy profile image

Drew Breezzy  says:
6 weeks ago

Yeah Pats Bengals Colts are my top 3 for the AFC and Vikings, Saints and Eagles NFC.

Crazy888 profile image

Crazy888  says:
6 weeks ago

cool. who are your favorite quarter backs? Mine are Brady and Farve

Drew Breezzy profile image

Drew Breezzy  says:
6 weeks ago

mark brunell :)

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