Nadya Suleman Jokes
63Here in no particular order is a few humorous jokes about Nadya Suleman, America's new sweet heart.
Nadya Suleman - Joke List
1. Question: What did Bill Clinton say to Nadya Suleman?
Answer: It's amazing how much trouble a little sperm can get you into.
2. Question: Why was Nadya Suleman and her fourteen children not allowed to board a flight to New York?
Answer:There wasn't an adult available to accompany fifteen children.
3. Question: Will Nadya Suleman get her own TV show?
Answer: Yes, the will call it "Eight is Never Enough".
4. Question: How are Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman alike?
Answer: Both were inseminated by guys who left. One left his wife, the other left the sperm bank.
5. Question: Did you know that Nadya Suleman is starring in her own movie?
Answer: Early reports indicate that it will be titled "Nadya Croft...Womb Raider"
6. Question: What did Barack Obama say when he first learned about Nadia Suleman?
Answer: Awesome...Fourteen more Democrats.
7. Question: What drug company just signed Nadya Suleman to a long term contract as their spokesman?
Answer: Siemens.
8. Questions: What should Michael Phelps marry Nadya Suleman?
Answer: He has a gold medal for each of her babies.
9. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nadya and my eight newborns.
Nadya who?
C'mon mom, let me in. I have an appointment with my Plastic Surgeon in thirty minutes.
10. Question: What did Rush Limbaugh say to Nadya Suleman?
Answer: If you ever need some good pain killers, I know a guy who will write you some prescriptions.
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Comments
Very good. I like what Obama said.
I knew this is bound to happen :D
That's funny... very nice.
Breakfast special by Dennys:
In honor of Nadya Suleman, Dennys Restaurant offers a special breakfast starting tomorrow: fourteen eggs, no sousage, plus the guy next to you has to pay the tab.
Man I cried from laughter when hearing that Obama one!!! Good stuff.
Thank you all for your feedbac, and Al, that joke was funny... fourteen eggs, no sausage... that was hilarious.
sschilke
NASTY Nadya is ALL ABOUT MONEY. She cares nothing about kids and babies. She is NOT a good Mother. Good Mothers don't lose their kids and call 911 and threaten to kill themselves. This woman is a LYING MOOCHER. It is all about money. PLEASE DON'T SEND THIS WOMAN ANY MORE MONEY. She is now receiving over $25,000 a day. She doesn't need any more cosmetic surgery right now and it shouldn't cost this much per day for her DESIGNER CLOTHES and to get her nails and makeup done. IF YOU HAVE MONEY TO GIVE AWAY, GIVE IT TO SOME POOR WORKING CLASS PERSON THAT HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS AND HOUSES NOT SOME PERSON THAT HAVE BABIES AS A BUSINESS!!!!!
You have just proven that the best humor is born out of the most negative of circumstances, and what could be more negative than a woman selling out the lives of her children just for media attention, massive amounts of public assistance, and 15 minutes of fame. Personally, I feel all of her children should be removed from her home, and given to responsible families who know when eight is way more than enough.
jed grey says:
11 months ago
nadya had to use a wheel chair to rest up after her delivery.
the attendants noticed that she'd start leaning to one side, and
rushed to help her get back up. this happened several times eaach day.
When asked by a reporter how was her stay in recovery, she said,
"it was okay except for one thing, they won't let you fart."