I grew up in "The Heart Of It All" Ohio, northwest Ohio to be specific. I am the son of a marine turned factory worker. My life has always been very upper middle class. I was spoiled on Christmas and birthdays, but my father worked an unfathomable amount of hours at his factory job to afford us the luxuries we enjoyed. Middle class is good for growing up purposes, you learn the value of things a lot easier and the concept of getting a job is a given. Work as soon as you can, which in my opinion, is great for society. Fewer kids now than ever have part-time jobs in high school, this is due to parents expecting awesome grades for a college education that they will pay for. Not on the surface a terrible idea; instead of focusing on your job at night, you focus on your school work; sounds like the bees knees doesn't it? Well, it is creating a maladjusted workforce. Kids who have no idea what work is...its all apples, myspaces, and ipodophones. I know there aren't that many kids getting decent grades because they are too busy boning their teachers! So middle class, for me anyway was great at teaching me at least a so-so concept of money. I watch the news and cspan and it is a nonstop orgy of ghoulish doom forecasts regarding the "current economic crisis". Its hard for me to relate or care about these poor bastards who lost "everything" in this latest pickle that has kept the cable TV news tornado spinning, because I don't have shit! I chose a career in radio, so day to day life has been quite the struggle for some time now!! So sorry folks, jump out of your own window, my mind has no quarter to offer you and I sure as shit don't want you ruining my window!

Suze Orman and Ali V are two financial "gurus" who have shows on CNN, they are leading the apocalyptic charge into bummer-ville by mongering the fear, and stirring up the poor dumb cattle! Suze's show is very interactive. Simple people call her up, bestowing upon Suze the facts and figures of their personal finances. Suze then sucks up all of the numbers in a way similar to how Galactus Devourer of Worlds from Marvel Comics ingests the life-force of unknowing planets! She then shits out the answer to whether or not this person with $500,000 in an FDIC savings account can afford to buy a solid emerald vibrating pleasure device or shoes...shoes, TVS, and renovations more than the emerald vibrators really. I think this is unnecessary, be a grown up! Make the bad decision and then revel in, and respect the fact that you have the freedom to make such an error, don't clutter up Suze's phone lines, unless your a lesbian cuz I hear Suze loves the pussy...which to be frank makes her relate to me more, so that's a plus! Ali is a more boring financial Glen Beck which makes me sad for Ali:( Sorry bud!

Apparently their was a housing bubble that burst, greed rampant throughout the government and Wall Street, a bunch of factory line workers making doctor wages, oil prices,...hold on a sec...gonna thro...just threw up sorry! Let's just say there was a lot that went wrong and now there is copious amounts of shit that might get super fucked up! According to the television, financial Armageddon could happen any second now, the worlds stability unraveling passed the point of restabilization, terminators are gonna come, and Jesus will be there! I honestly can't say that I agree with that analyzation. I did a remote broadcast over the weekend at an electronic super store that rhymes with smest snye for the radio station I work for and there were at least 20 mullet sporting good ole' boys walking outta that bitch with 3,000 inch plasmatastic screens from the future. If there are gonna be terminators I suppose they will evolve from these new hdtvs!

...NO!