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GM Says New Car Runs on Sex Pheromones of Arab Girls

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By Answer Man

The recent recession that is throwing US car companies into bankruptcy has forced CEO's to re-think their production and that means thinking way outside the box in terms of the all-important fuel consumption.

As a result, one of many new experiments has resulted in GM's new car which claims to be fueled on the sex pheromones of Arabic girls.


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Speaking on behalf of General Motors headquarters in Detroit, Josh Blume said :

"Once we started to ask the question 'what would make a good fuel alternative to gasoline?' we started to list the things that could be created organically that had optimum output for minimal expenditure.  We have known for years that the Morrocan girl and the girls of Saudi Arabia had a certain high level of pheromone, but we didn't realize just how potent this chemical was until we started doing tests in the lab.

The short-story is that Arab girls, if excited by viewing photos of Arab men, increased the pheromonic levels in their body considerably, and when the women were actually in the presence of the men themselves, in particular men with high testoterone levels, the Arab women would elevate potent pheromones as much as 10 times the normal.

What this means to car companies is that we can utilize these chemicals and fuel our new cars with it.  And best of all, one small bottle, the size of a perfume bottle, will power an engine for up to 10,ooo miles. Thus making it more economical than gasoline or any other alternative fuel by leaps and bounds."

GM is presently drafting large numbers of Arab girls to work as pheromone-producers on a regular basis.

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