Claritin is known as a powerful allergy-controlling medication.  It is said to reduce nasal discharge,reduce nasal swelling,stop runny nose and give relief of nasal and sinus Congestion; sneezing and  itchy, watery eyes and throat.

But Claritin, according to the girls of New Delhi, can also make their breasts more jiggly and bouncy, thus making them much more sexy and more likely to be pursued by members of the opposite sex. Why is this?

In aswer to this phenomenon, I asked Dr. Wingnut, of the University of Iceland in Reykjavik to tell me his opinion.  Dr. Wingnut is a senior fellow at the university with advanced degrees in Snow Studies, and has written papers on the Chemical Makeup of Smurfs, and The Bio-engineering of Girls with Pendulous Breasts amongst other things.

Professor Wingnut said:

"As we all know, allergies cause sneezing and watery eyes. The chemicals in Claritin stop this from happening. If the breasts of sexy girls, such as those in New Delhi, are jiggling more from taking Claritin, then I can't explain it."

I thanked the Professor for his lack of insight and promised never to visit him again. He gave me the bird when I walked out of his office and then I heard him  say: "achoo!"  or in Icelandic "a-a-choo!"