Nicole Richie's Weight Loss Secret

There has been some speculation that Nicole's dramatic weight loss was in fact simply an effort to be able to fax herself to exotic far-off destinations and save on plane fare. Let's be honest, she barely exists anymore, she makes waifs look like giant trolls. There are runway models hunting her down in between lines of cocaine to try and figure out what her secret is.

What IS her secret?

Nicole spoke out to Vanity Fair magazine, blaming her break up with DJ AM for her massive weight loss Whilst I'm all for making men culpable for almost everything wrong with the world, I'm not quite buying that story.

She then went on the Tyra Banks show and said that it was due to stress. She confided in Tyra, and Tyra's worldwide audience saying “A lot of people gain weight under stress and I lose it... I know the photographers are following me every day... they're looking for something wrong and that doesn't feel good at all. “

Hmm, is it the fault of the paparazzi then? They're also an easy mark for blaming things on, so maybe they did cause her weight loss, maybe they also cause certain types of cancer, I don't know.

Nicole Richie also sought diagnostic treatment to try and ascertain why she was loosing weight. Now I am going to go out on a limb here, but I am thinking the results of that long and arduous process turned out to be something along the lines of “doesn't eat enough.”

Nowadays Nicole is doing better, at least in the sense that she is no longer loosing weight. I'm not sure she had any more weight to loose really, not unless she started ditching internal organs like a hot air balloonist heading towards a lava flow.

Moral of the story kids? Eat more. Unless you are overweight, in which case, eat less. I know this is pretty revolutionary, but Nicole has shown me the way.