Ode to Toad.
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to the tune of "Clap Your Hands"
You can write about the things behind the flies
You can show a teeny bopper's inner thighs
You can flash a lot of flesh.....even nipples under mesh
BUT YOU CAN"T HAVE "BLUE B***S
You can preach a billion people into hell
You can buy the blood of Jesus just to sell
You can hate and hate and hate while you ego masturbate
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BLUE B***S
You can write about a fetish for the feet
Talk about a sexy candy treat
You can google all your porn while you're eatin' poppy corn
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BLUE B***S
You can advertise enlargement for a man
Show your phallus art and not be banned
You can Ponder pubic hair under sexy underwear
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BLUE B***S
(everybody sing slow now)
You can censor anything by moral test
Hush a Toad or even hush a Pest
Oh I hear creative crush and the first amendment flush
BEEEEEECAUSE........YOU......CAN'T........HAVE.....BLUE......B***S!
For Goldentoad aka raiderfan, Pest and all who have had their works removed.
Me and my Trailer Park hat
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Clever and unfortunately all too true!
Amen Brother Tom....I've felt the sting...and I've had blue balls....hope I don't get you pulled.
Perfect! I was singin'. Did you hear me?
How clever and catchy! LOL Nice tribute.
excellent! I'll be singing that all night "Oh, you can't have blue balls...."
Classic! Good tribute!
Funny, Tom. Hope GT reads it.
Fetish for the feet huh? hahaha Oh this was good T. I like LM was singing it too, and I can't sing.
Excellent! I'm a singin' wit cha Tom!
Think I was the last to comment on that one.
Simply awesome and oh so true!!
Cool...all of my favorite...REAL...writers are commenting! :)
So THIS is why you kept humming that song while you typed away on the keyboard...lol...
I love it--great ode to a great hubber....
~~hugs~~
G'day Tom and Tam , in Australia we have the best biscuit in the world called a Tim Tam are you two by any chance made of chocolate. Sorry ;-)
Lovely Ode Tom , forever more for me the ditty will always be "The Toad Ode"
agvulpes...LOL...I had to respond to this...Tim Tam...you have to write a hub on it now! Thanks much....many grins! :)
Excellent!
The first amendment... what a tragic death it was.
I may not be a "Real Writer" or a real singer, but I am a real thinker and a real reader and I liked this, for real.
"Talk about a sexy candy treat" I'm sure I have no idea what your talking about.
Clever way to get your 2 cents in Tom :)
Ha,ha! Very nice!
Well, none of my hubs have been removed by anyone else but myself if I believe they're too personal or hurtful to anyone I know in real life.
darn now I am going to bed singing...nicely done and he shall be missed...:O) Hugs
Great stuff Tom - and a great tribute to a great writer!
Well done Tom!
that was just brilliant...... will he be back, watch this space x
brilliant - sadly true, but brilliant and very singable
Clap your hands and stamp your feet in rage at the commercial decision taken by banning certain hubs. Great Ode Tom Sad day for hubpages. "Hangs his head in shame"
Good one Tom, brilliant, keep singing!
Words of wisdom. Who knows what is in the mind of the snippers.
Very good hub, Tom. Had a lot of fun reading it. You really hit the nail on the head.
Article III from the Bill of Rights:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
VERY NICE piece, Tom! Happy Independence Day, everyone!
How brilliantly creative! I sang it to the tune. Oh boy, I again need some crack now; tis world is such a mess hole *makes it to the exit*
@dink You tell'em girl!
You can write hubs that ask for donations for vibrators cuz your husband won't give you sex.. you can write hubs saying you masterbate infront of your husband and he doesn't notice.. but you can't have blue b***s or like boobs.. This place has lost a great talent I hope they sit up and take notice!!
Love ya Tom!!
Hail to Toad!
Oh I loved that !!! Great one Tom.:)
Good work, Tom - A fitting tribute to a genuine talent. Now, I am off to look at some scantily clad Indian girls :)
Me too specially the strategically placed chocolate stains on their blouses
your such a paradox tom lol.i had an accident with a vacuum cleaner when i was young so for me it would be "blue ball" as in singular,now the girls don't like me anymore,boohoo,boohoo...
Hahahahahaha oh Tom you are a gem, loved it, right up my alley. (hugs)
So now I understand what has all happened. It is sad, censorship. We all can agree to disagree with something here, but we are dedicated hubbers, fans and friends on here. It is a sad day. Tom, thanks for the revelation...and damn it, that darn catchy tune!!
Very clever, Tom. I don't fully understand what does vs. what doesn't fly here. Apparently, I am not alone in my confusion.
If you're missing Golden Toadie, clap your hands
If you think he got the shaft then clap your hands
If ever had your nuts ache
Then come show support, for God's sake
Gotta let him know we love him-- clap those hands!
*claps hands really loudly* Toad, if you're out there, we love you! MM
So now we are giving Toady the clap just for having blue b***s
Why have all of the "strange" people showed up on here....hmmmm? Must be a conspiracy! Got to go....Toad just pulled up with a keg!
This is a gas, man! You are quite the poet. Thanks for the laughs. And yes, I sang it. :D
So those words caused all of this flac? Unbelievable! GoldenToad should be able to use words like that if others can post photos of sexy girls. Where is the justice? Enjoy that keg with him, Tom. (Hope I am not one of the "strange" people!) LOL
Tom Save some beer for me too
Thanks for the education, Tom. Great hub.
I love reading a good History Hub ; )
History does repeat itself. :)
It surely does ; )
It might even be mandatory on HubPages? :)
Deece says:
6 months ago
LMFAO!!!!! That is awsome dad, and very true. I hope it actually lasts unlike some other hubs...