One Of My Favourite Funniest Jokes
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Alright, this is kinda rude in a way (has a few sexual comments in it), but it has to be put that way or it won't be funny (don't worry, I'll BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP out the naughty naughty words). I hope no one takes offence at this as it is just a joke that I was told. It's not aimed at anyone nor is it designed to tease anyone.
Okay, here it goes.A guy walks into a disco at a friend's house when he notices an armless and legless woman sitting in a corner. Feeling sorry for her, he walks up to her and says:"Hi, I was just wondering, have you ever been kissed before?"The woman replies, "No...", so the gentleman kisses her.Then he asks, "Have you ever been felt up before?"The woman smiles and once again replies, "No...", so, of course, the guy feels her up.Suddenly the strange man asks, "Have you ever been f**ked before?"Surprised but some-what excited at what is yet to come, the lady replies, "No..."So, the guy picks her up, takes her outside, throws her in the pool and says, "Now you're f**ked!"My stepdad got his ass kicked for telling me that joke (I was 10 at the time that I was first told it - I'm a 'little' (LOL) older than that now). Anywho, hope you found it funny.PrintShare it! — Rate it: up down flag this hub
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I have actually. Some of them are pretty funny! I got another one that I'm gonna write up. Will do it now.
This was really funny. I mean really really funny. Poor soul your stepdad :-D
HAHA. that was pretty funny. i feel sorry for the poor woman though. lol still hilarious :D
haha poor guy i realy do feel so sorry for him
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sandra rinck says:
2 years ago
I head that joke before. still funny. have you check out the other answers to this request?