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Online Psychics – Online Clairvoyant Psychic Readings and Predictions

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By Mrvoodoo


Online Psychics – Online Clairvoyant Psychic Readings and Predictions

Things were getting desperate; the unemployment agency had finally cut off my benefits, meaning that I would possibly be forced to seek out some form of gainful employment, either that or starve to death. There were few jobs about, and I had neither the qualifications nor experience to compete for those that were, I saw hard times ahead, any savings I’d had; had been exhausted a long time ago.

I sensed the grey clouds looming, and the high tides slamming against my hull, in many ways I’d wanted to hit rock bottom, in the hope that by doing so I would be able to push off again, and go spiraling upwards, if not to the top then at least to heights above those I now populated.

I was feeling unsure of myself, and unsure of what the future held, the logical thing to do would have been to march straight out into town, buy all the latest job papers and start ringing, or walk from shop to shop in search of work. But instead I decided to take a different route, a less practical solution to my predicament, and as such a more appealing one.


Online Psychics – Online Clairvoyant Psychic Readings

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Fortune Teller

Welcome to the world of online psychics and clairvoyant psychic readings

My only real knowledge of psychics to date was the fact that in the movie ‘BIG’ there was a coin operated psychic ‘Zoltar’ machine that changed a little boy into Tom Hanks; who then proceeded to get up to all kinds of mischief and danced around on a big piano. I wasn’t sure how much of that I expected to happen to me if I got mixed up with all of this, but with things being so confusing perhaps a clairvoyant psychic reading from an online psychic was just what I needed, I gave it some thought and decided that just possibly, there were worse things in life than being transformed into Mr Hanks.

So I needed to find me an online psychic, one capable of giving an accurate clairvoyant psychic reading online, and there was no shortage of candidates.

Online psychic number one up for consideration was ‘Isabel Jourin’, a white haired old lady born of London, Isabel had been gifted with the special ability to feel things beyond the reach of the mundane world ever since she was just seven years old (she claimed) and had been giving psychic readings for the last thirty years since moving to the States. As an online psychic and provider of clairvoyant psychic readings Isabel Jourins specialties included Tarot card reading and her uncanny ability to detect liars, which meant that Isabel was often sought out by those wishing to know if partners were being honest or cheating.

Online psychic number two was ‘Colby.L,Standish’ a cool looking Jamaican in his mid-twenties who had moved to America whilst very young. Colby has spent over a decade mastering the arts of Jamaican Tarot and spell casting and is a regular participant at paranormal and occult investigations. As an online psychic and giver of clairvoyant psychic readings online Colby specialised in the arts of spell casting and wish granting, like a Jamaican genie Colby was often sought out (he claimed) by those desiring to have a specific wish or desire manifested.

Online psychic number three was ‘Marina Marushurova’ a Russian psychic with Asian looks who I short listed mainly due to the fact that she was extremely hot, irrespective of any psychic powers. Marinas psychic powers were awakened one day whilst swimming in LakeBaikal, she discovered that the waters had bestowed upon her the gift of future visions. In order to conduct clairvoyant psychic readings online Marina now submerges herself in a bath of purified water from Lake Baikal for several hours each day in order to maintain and strengthen her gift. The water from Lake Baikal once warmed to a temperature of 101-103 degrees forms a gateway through which Marina is able to view the ‘other side’ (she claims).

There were many other online psychics from which to choose, too many to count, but these were the three I short-listed, In order to receive the optimum clairvoyant psychic reading online I would need to choose the most likely online psychic to deliver it.


Online Psychic
Online Psychic

Choosing an online psychic clairvoyant

I was drawn towards Marina the Russian psychic with the Asian looks, but managed to convince myself that this had nothing to do with her potential psychic abilities and as such discarded her. Colby seemed cool, a young Jamaican dude into Tarot and spell casting, but being only in his mid-twenties he was a relative new-comer to the game and just didn’t pack the experience I’d need. This left only Isabel, perhaps based on cultural influence she seemed the most likely to me, around the world psychics and shamans and all manner of magical workers come in all shapes and forms and ages, but right here in England, psychics were supposed to be little old ladies with glasses and white hair, and she came closest to fitting the bill. I needed a clairvoyant psychic reading online, I needed it now, and I was hoping that Isabel would be the one to provide it.

I opened a beer, lit a cigarette, made myself comfortable and hit the ‘connect’ button, my world was about to change.  Isabel had all the answers (she claimed) and she’d promise to share them with me, all in heaven and earth could be mine, for the small price of just $3.99 a minute.


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Dolores Monet profile image

Dolores Monet  says:
4 months ago

Mr Voodoo, I don't think I've ever read one of your hubs and what have I been missing! I love your writing style, this was a real hoot. At first I thought that you were going to investigate how to become an online psychic!

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Mrvoodoo  says:
4 months ago

Hey Dolores, thanks very much I'm glad you enjoyed it, at one point I think I thought I was going to investigate that too, but I rarely end up at my intended destination. =)

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dohn121  says:
4 months ago

Like Dolores, I was thinking the same thing. I actually had a crackpot next door neighbor that tried to lure me into becoming a "psychic" before the advent of the internet...It was SO bogus, "But hey," my neighbor said. "It pays da' bills." The whole thing involved "reading" the client via telephone and figuring out what they were all about (on Chappelle Show, Dave did a funny skit on this).

By the way, that "Zoltar" scene in the movie big was shot at an amusement park I frequented as a kid. It was only about 6 miles from my house. The NHL team, the NY Rangers practice at the bubble!

Hilarious hub as always, Voodoo. Great fun.

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