Online Dating

Why Online Dating Sites are Obsolete

Lean in a bit and listen closely...

Time is short, so I'm going to "tell it like it is", no sugar-coating: If you are out there dating, looking for that special someone (yes, perhaps even your "soulmate")... and even if you are using, or planning on using online dating websites to assist, you would be next door to the stupidest fool alive, to skip any of what is about to follow in this candid and revealing letter...

You probably already suspected it, but let me confirm what is common knowledge (and sick, "inside joke") to the people who run these websites:

It's all true.

The "online dating" industry is a legitimate, 21st-century, Wild-West scam. The evidence of this sick joke is undeniable, too... did you know:

A massive 78.2% of messages between online dating members are never responded to... even when... those who are paying for online dating services, spend a whopping average of $239 per year?! (Source: Tasty Research, Jupiter Research)

And the result of this sick, "inside joke"?

Well-meaning, honest people get fleeced, left and right... every single day. Just take a good, hard look at these facts:

• FAKE PROFILES: On October 14, 2005, a Floridian filed against Yahoo! - alleging that their Personals site "deliberately and intentionally originates and perpetuates false and or nonexistent profiles on its site to generate interest..."

• SHAM DATES: On November 10, a Californian launched a lawsuit against Match.com... after a "buxom, dark-haired, younger woman" that he had taken on several dates confessed to having been paid to make contact with up to 100 members a month...

• DATE BAIT: And... many other top internet dating websites have been accused of secretly hiring men and women as "date bait" to go out with some of their millions of customers, as a way of baiting them to keep up their monthly subscriptions...

Consider carefully why they are pursuing me to shut this site down:

They make money off you being on their site and interacting with other users by drawing out the process... for as long as humanly possible. They don't want you to cut through the clutter and get the "real you" across (and find the 100%-very-perfect partner, FAST) because then, you're gone....

And they are no longer collecting your membership fees!

The "dating" sites just want to keep you vaguely holding on to the hope that one day, you "just might meet that special someone". I can tell you, the absolute best they want for you is to match you up with "maybes"... to keep you holdin' on. And, that's why they use sham dates, fake profiles and "date bait".

Like I said, it's good for their business - but not for you!

Worse yet... the rest of the internet is filled with insulting horseshit, that makes you look a brainless moron.

Stuff like...

• All-too-common "how to pick-up"... "dating tips for the desperate"... and "hot sex for the hopeless" guides... that "teach" you some cheesy lines, only a dim-witted bum would ever fall for...

• "Gypsy love potions", magic sprays, religion, and witch craft... all sold under the cunning disguise of helping you find your true match...

• Whiny, pencil-necked, "love experts"... with a hidden ambition to sip latte's with Oprah after a guest appearance on her show... minus any real-world experience, whatsoever.

So... what makes this website so friggin' different, huh?

Here's what:

Put simple - it's your end to all of the lies, deceit and crap.

On this very website... you will find an ancient, vastly under-used secret... that is so simple, so effective, and so fail-proof... it's putting the online dating industry to long-deserved shame.

Truly - in a world full of scum - this right here is perhaps the last-ditch chance for the "honest person" to find true, deep and lasting love.

In fact...

So much so, that we're willing to PAY YOU (or anyone) two fresh and crisp $100 bills... if - by some wild freak of nature - this "little idea" doesn't attract your ideal partner (and, indeed, a wide and near-perfect selection for you to choose from)... all in 60 short days, or less.

Established centuries ago, and traced as far back to pre-Biblical times... the last time this "little idea" is known to have surfaced, was when a few very respected and very wealthy businessman in this Los Angeles purposely used (and nearly abused) this secret, well over 20 years ago.

This very simple "little idea" is actually the very best chance you will ever have of sourcing... scoping... fishing... and 100% FINDING... the man or woman who is actually far better than your wildest dreams.

But - for the sake of grave physical threats and ominous legal reasons - it's one that I may only be able to pass on to you for a very limited time.

And the very best part?

...Check it out here.