I am just another dumb marketer with some little experience. So what? Opportunity knocks. Don’t you hear? It’s a New Age Internet Golden Rush, yea baby! Why the heck are you still sitting on your fanny? Run, rabbit, run. Grab your valet, credit card, your mama's pension, your brother’s sold car money, your best friend’s wedding savings.

Anyway. You have to grab opportunity immediately, or it might be too late. Grab it, quickly, never mind which one. You see plenty of it on the Internet with big flashy dollars all over the screen. The more dollar bills on the screen with mansions and sports cars together – the more reliable opportunity is. Trust me, those guys have money, look at their website, money just dripping from it. Don’t you hear all that tingling sensation in your empty pockets, see all that green flashing stars in your tired from staring at the screen eyes $$$$???

All you need is to join right away, shed some money. The more they ask, the more reliable opportunity is. Care about MLM? Any MLM is good. You can sell anything through MLM: pills, juice, coffee, old grandpa socks, broken dreams.

How about that nice purple bottle? Health just radiates from it. You don’t have to drink it, especially after you just paid $70 dollars for it. Just stare at it for couple minutes a day and you’ll feel much better, I am telling you.

You’ll feel somehow lighter and more energetic (especially considering the fact, that you spent your last money on that miracle bottle and now cannot afford the dinner). You’ll lose plenty of sleep(I meen weight); your doctor won’t recognize you (no one will!).

You’ll fill like a new woman (even if you are a man). In a year you’ll be making $ 5,000 a day, no problem. You’ll have 3 mansions, 5 jets and a new wife (3 wives, if you want), or may be 5 mansions, 2 jets… Never mind, you’ll figure what’s best for you. If not, they personally guarantee (how sweet of them!), that they will reimburse that first bottle of yours and drink it for your health for you. Cheers!

If at the end of a day you are not on the richest people list from Forbes magazine, so what? Just buy a new shovel (program) and keep digging...

You have plenty of time; you have all your life to waste. All scam artists are on Internet nowadays, testing their dirty tricks on you

What would you say, if somebody would come to you on the street and say: ” Give me 97 dollars, I know the perfect way to turn it into $500, ($5000) dollars, just wait here, I will be back. I’ll come back soon and bring you lots of money and share my secret”.

You would probably laugh into his face and tell him exactly where he should go. Why for heavens name we don’t behave like that when we are on Internet? What makes us behave differently?

We do not know first thing about anything but we already giving some scamsters our hard earned money.

For some people money do grow on trees, but these are special trees, and those people possess a special knowledge how to grow these trees. You cannot do it overnight; you need time and lots of skills.

And if you do not like learning, well, get your old dusty diploma (if you have any), update you dusty old resume, take your (yea, yea, that one) suit to the cleaners, and go look for you know what. May be, just may be, somebody somewhere is still hiring. May be.

Worst case scenario you will not find yourself on the richest people list from Forbes magazine in a year, then do not loose your faith, just buy a new shovel (re: more expensive program) all over again, you have plenty of time, just keep giving away your money or people’s-who-love- you-most money right and left. All scam artists are there on Internet waiting for your money. O.k. I insulted your intelligence long enough.

Now stop reading and go buy another program. Just keep digging. "Don't you worry, never fear, Robin Hood will soon be there".

P.S. - Yesterday my boss at work showed me an absolutely genuinely looking check for $3,500 dollars from absolutely genuinely looking company, who wanted him to deposit it to somebody else's account and keep $150 to himself from it for that service. How nice!

I advised my boss to frame it and put on the wall with a title like "Scamsters delight". Some people so resourceful nowadays.