Pattaya Full English Breakfast Review
84Pattaya Full English Breakfast
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I don't doubt there is truth in the statement but admit to not really being a breakfast person. I am even less so when the mornings are hot as they are invariably here in Pattaya, Thailand. That said, I live and travel on a budget and so look for value for money. Sometimes breakfast will be the only meal I have in a day. I don't stick solely to 'English' food and am as likely to eat Thai or Filipino food but for the purpose of this Hub I am sticking to 'English Type'.
There were two reasons for my putting this report together. The first was to see just was on offer here from a cheap living point of view and secondly to experiment with my own eating habits and see if I was any fitter at the end of the day.
The Breakfast Gauge
How to gauge a breakfast? For me this is an easy one. Without doubt the best value Full English is the 'Special' on offer at Adam's Cafe on the Askew Road in Hammersmith, London. This little cafe should be a place of pilgrimage for visitors to London and indeed it is to some.
So here I am looking for quality, quantity, taste, presentation and value for money. I will photograph each breakfast and mark each out of 25 with 25 being the top mark. My aim is not to spend more than 100 Baht a meal.
The exchange rate on the Thai Baht was calculated for the day I ate the meal.
Crazy Dave's
Crazy Dave's is an institution in Pattaya. Situated on Soi Chaiyapoon just off Soi Bukhao it is so well known that virtually any motorcycle taxi would take you straight there.
I have eaten there a time or two when I needed cheering up. 'Only Fools and Horses' runs on big screen TV here almost 24 hours a day.
It is an open fronted 'fan' establishment and the whole place smells of cat piss but the staff are friendly.
The Crazy Dave Breakfast
This breakfast cost 75 Baht. (£1.47) ($2.12)
The breakfast consisted of two slices of toast with butter and marmalade. This accompanied 1 slice of fried bread, 2 fried eggs, 2 slices of bacon, 1 sausage, half a tomato and some baked beans. To wash it down was a large mug of tea (or choice of coffee).
Quality 3
Quantity 3
Taste 4
Presentation 4
Value for money 5
Total 19/25
Seaside
Seaside is also situated on Soi Chaiyapoon just a few doors up from Crazy Dave's.
The restaurant is proudly 'English' but is popular with a wide range of nationalities and other than the breakfast has a full menu.
Seating for eating is offered either outside, in a covered fan area or in air conditioning.
The Seaside Breakfast
This breakfast cost 80 Baht. (£1.58) ($2.26)
The breakfast consisted of two slices of toast with butter and marmalade. This accompanied 1 glass of orange juice, 2 fried eggs, 2 slices of bacon, 1 sausage, a whole tomato and some fried potatoes. To wash it down was a large mug of tea (or choice of coffee).
Quality 2
Quantity 3
Taste 3
Presentation 4
Value for money 5
Total 17/25
A nice touch was the scented wet towel handed to me at the end of the meal.
18 Coins
The 18 Coins restaurant is situated on the ground floor of a guesthouse on Soi Bukhao. At the top of Soi Diana turn right and it is about fifty yards on your right.
It is an open plan, fan establishment. It is immaculately clean and has pleasant, helpful very friendly staff.
The 18 Coins Breakfast
This breakfast cost 100 Baht. (£1.97) ($2.82)
The breakfast consisted of one slice of buttered toast which was on the main plate with the other items. There was no marmalade. The meal was made up of 2 fried eggs, 1 slice of bacon, 1 sausage and some baked beans. To wash it down was a large mug of tea. (Coffee was a choice and beans could be replaced by tomato)
Quality 4
Quantity 2
Taste 4
Presentation 4
Value for money 3
Total 17/25
For some odd reason my camera failed and so I had to breakfast here on two days. I did not mind because it was very tasty the first time.
Rinya Guesthouse
From Soi Diana cross over Soi Bukhao and onto Soi Lenkee (Soi 25) . The first building after the 7/11 is the small shaded patio of the Rinya Guesthouse where breakfast are served. Alternatively you can eat in the small but very neat fan room behind.
Rinya Gueshouse Breakfast
There was a breakfast choice here described as 'small set' and 'full set' but not giving a clue as to what either consisted of. I went for the 'small set' which was cheaper than the the 'full set' priced at 79 Baht.
This breakfast cost 59 Baht. (£1.16) ($1.67)
The breakfast consisted of two slice of toast with butter and marmalade. There was a small glass of orange juice. The meal was made up of 2 fried eggs accompanied by one slice of tomato, a piece of lettuce and two slices of cucumber. To wash it down was a large mug of tea. (Coffee was a choice)
Quality 4
Quantity 2
Taste 3
Presentation 3
Value for money 3
Total 15/25
Butchers Arms
The Butchers Arms is located on Soi Bukhao. Leave Soi Diana and turn left. Cross over road and walk about 200 yards. The Butchers Arms is just after the Pook Ladyboy Bar.
The Butchers Arms is a little bit of England plonked down in the middle of Pattaya. The building from the outside looks like it has been kidnapped from a Cumbrian town. Inside, apart from the Thai waitresses, you really could be anywhere in England. This is England. Nice place, very clean and somewhere to come and read todays edition of the 'Daily Mail' before it has reached the newsagents in the UK.
Butchers Arms Breakfast
The sign on the blackboard outside said "English Breakfast 100 Baht". I was happy with that till I got the bill. The mug of tea was an extra at 30 Baht taking the bill up to 130 Baht. As it was my aim to stick to full breakfasts for under 100 Baht I felt a bit cheated (my marking reflects this). That said, in terms of quantity it was a pretty full plate. There was one very long sausage. One big piece of bacon. One tomato, beans and some fried potatoes. I chose scrambled eggs instead of fried. There was two slices of toast with butter and jam.
This breakfast cost 130 Baht. (£2.56) ($3.66)
Quality 4
Quantity 3
Taste 3
Presentation 4
Value for money 2
Total 16/25
Diana Millenium House
The Diana Millenium House is right next door to the Butchers Arms. It is an open, shaded fan establishment.
Diana Millenium House Breakfast
This breakfast was a bit of a surprise. On the sign outside it said 'Special Breakfast' 95 Baht. Okay I thought, it is under 100 so I will go for it. I ordered and recieved something completely different from the described breakfast and it cosy only 70 Baht. What a pleasant surprise!
There was a choice of tea or coffee. I went for the tea. There was also a small glass of orange juice and though not fresh was the best tasting so far. Two eggs, two sausages (hot dog type), a slice of ham, some tasty bacon and a slice of cucumber and tomato. Two slices of toast (perfectly toasted for a change) and butter and jam.
This breakfast cost 70 Baht. (£1.36) ($1.96)
Quality 4
Quantity 3
Taste 4
Presentation 4
Value for money 5
Total 20/25
Rabbi's Elephant Bar and Guesthouse
Sixty yards along Soi Bukhao is Rabbi's Elephant Bar and Guesthouse. I had only been here once before to an evening party.
An open fronted fan establishment. Very clean place with friendly helpful staff. I liked the fact that they had copies of the Bangkok post here for reading. There was one Australian paper too.
Rabbi's Elephant Bar and Guesthouse Breakfast
This breakfast was advertised as a 'Big Aussie Breakfast' and at 100 Baht I was curious to see what it consisted of. There were several breakfasts on offer and the 'Big Aussie' was made up of a lot of choices. The customer was expected to tick off boxes to make up the meal, Tea or Coffee, Beef or Pork sausages, Beans or Spaghetti and so on.
My order consisted of 2 fried eggs, 2 rashers of crispy bacon, 2 large tasty sausages, beans, french fries, toast with butter and both strawberry jam and marmalade. This was accompanied by a small glass or orange juice and tea.
This breakfast cost 100 Baht. (£1.90) ($2.82)
Quality 5
Quantity 5
Taste 5
Presentation 4
Value for money 5
Total 24/25
Conclusion
So which was best? Well my overall favourite was the last one. Very tasty and, I thought tremendous value for money. I could get through the day on nothing else....but
All the breakfasts had something going for them. There wasn't one which I would not go back and eat again.
I could go on but I have described seven here, one for each day of the week. If I have overlooked one, got to be under 100 Baht remember, let me know and I will visit.
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Full English Breakfast: A Ramble Through London, Wales, and Yorkshire: Travel, Adventures, and History
Price: $11.20
List Price: $11.95 |
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English Breakfast (The Kegan Paul Library of Culinary History and Cookery)
Price: $159.73
List Price: $155.00 |
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Hold the Bubble and Squeak: A Run In with the Full English Breakfast
Price: $8.12
List Price: $11.95 |
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Breakfast (Williams-Sonoma Collection N.Y.)
Price: $9.82
List Price: $16.95 |
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The Big Book of Breakfast: Serious Comfort Food for Any Time of the Day
Price: $9.51
List Price: $19.95 |
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The Breakfast Book
Price: $14.74
List Price: $9.99 |
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Flavia Coffee Breakfast Blend 1 Case = 100 Packets !
Current Bid: $28.99
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60" Breakfast Bar Kitchen Island
Current Bid: $549.99
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Timothy's World Coffee, Breakfast Blend 48 K-Cups
Current Bid: $21.84
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AUDREY HEPBURN BREAKFAST CIGARETTE 16X20 POSTER 16272
Current Bid: $4.95
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Comments
You missed Canterbury Tales, near Crazies. The best lip smacking value breakie in that area.
Breakfast Boy – Actually I am pleased that you have written again. Yes I can take constructive criticism (that is how you spell it). I deleted your previous post because it was rude, vulgar and offensive. This one is only slightly better. You seem to miss the point of the review altogether. Seven days at 100 Baht or less per day. I somehow doubt you have actually read my review.
To answer your previous question…No I am not American but English to the core and I am not the sort of Englishman to punctuate my writing or speech with bad language. I respect your point of view. You are entitled to it…but then I am entitled to mine too.
Fondles - Yes I have eaten at Canterbury Tales before and it is good. I had decided on just the seven though so I had to give so many a miss. I don't doubt that the king of English 'type' breakfasts is out there somewhere...but it has to be under 100 Baht.
Think you can take at least one of 5 of them off then. Normal Canterbury tales breakfast is 90 baht. Do you think baked beans is part of a proper English breakfast?
Never had beans on any breakfast I made at home (when I had one) but they have accompanied every breakfast I have had in a B & B or 'greasy spoon' I have ever visited in the UK.
With regards to price it was 100 Baht or under and must include Tea or Coffee in the price. Only the Butchers Arms failed to include a drink but I included it because the meal was substantial.
Cheapest 'English Type' breakfast I found in Pattaya is 48 Baht (including drink) and it wasn't bad. Above that 78 Baht and that was quite good too.
For some reason Poms in Pattaya think baked beans are a must. I always order without even if included in the price. Also surely you have to take Diana Millenium House Breakfast off as it has hot dogs. How can that be part of an English breakfast?
Funnily enough hot dog type sausage appear more regularily in 'English type' breakfasts than one would like, even in the UK.
Hi Peter, Checked out Crazy Daves & the breakfast was great after reading your column. 110 baht included 3 slices toast, 3 sausages (UK), black pudding (bit sweet for us kiwis but the only time I have had this here); bacon (no fat wow) baked beans, fried eggs & coffee. Quick service and nice and hot. Worth going back for another trip Peter!! Great to have English meals as sick of the buffets with warm food/ sugar bread & ugly Thai sausages. Cheers Tam
Hi again Peter, I meant to include that Crazy Daves still has your 75 baht breakfast as @ 29Aug09. They call this the SMALL breakfast & 110baht the BIG breakfast. Cheers
I stay and eat breakfast at Canterbury Tales Cafe & Bookshop.
The rooms are good quality and excellent value, free wifi, etc, best breakfast in the area by far, the massive bookshop is a must for the reading matter on the beach 7 I have found it the cheapest best selection in Pattaya.
We all do our bit and have regular followers and it is always interesting to read comments from anywhere, we have a competitive breakfast at Canterbury Tales Cafe as well as rooms and the bookshop so I am not complaing we were not part of the review as we probably have more bums on seats per day than any of the above, that is partly due to the great bunch of guys we have in everyday and there is always something new to chat about, its like our own little breakfast Forum and quite a few newbies have found good advice here.
Cheers Dave
Thanks Dave. I have actually eaten at your place a time or three and cannot knock it. I limited my review to a set number otherwise it would be a very long document and stuck to the all for under 100 Baht. Maybe I should re-vist. The Diana Millenium is presently closed so I need to fill the space.
I've eaten at Seaside and Crazy Dave's as well. The quality of their English breakfast is very good and I enjoy it usually alone because my friends rather eat at the Lek Hotel all you can eat breakfast.
Hopefully I can convince them to sit down and have a nice quality English breakfast at some of the other places you suggest.
Since I wrote this I must have seen at least two dozen other places with 'under 100 baht'. I must get into a breakfast frame of mind and go for part 2. If I can afford it I will go for 150 and under...maybe. Then I can compare value to the 100 Baht and under.
Hi Peter
Enjoyed this review. Have only visited Pattaya twice, but my friends and i will be back for 3 weeks from October 22nd 2009. We only visited soi buakaow twice, once for a market and the other looking for an optician. Looks like this is the place for breakfast ! Would i be right in thinking that this area is where ex pats, those in the know etc hang out ?
Thanks Paul - The ex pat scene is a bit mixed around Pattaya and so you will find enclaves located all over. For the budget concious Brit you cannot go far wrong on Soi Bukhao and its off shoot streets. In fact you really don't need to go very far for anything.
Hi Peter,
I read your comments on the various eateries in the area near Crazy Daves, I will be there in Pattaya for the whole of November and I shall certainly be trying some of them that you visited. Canterbury Tales interests me and I will deffinately give it a whirl. I have eaten many times in the past at Crazy Daves. I enjoyed reading your comments keep up the good work. Maybe I will bump into you on one my visits to the eateries there.
Regards,
Jack.
Thanks Jack, but research is over. I am back to very rarely eating anything other than a bowl of muesli in my room. I am always still full of Thai food from the night before.
Cheers Peter.
Please pop in and say Hi next time your in town if you have time.
Cheers Dave












Breakfast Boy says:
7 months ago
What's wrong, can you not take critism of you breakfast quide? You guide is rubbish and has probably the worst eateries in Pattaya, PERIOD!