Q. It seems like everytime we change his diaper he pees on us. What are we doing wrong?

A. Your not using a Pee Pee TeePee!

No, Im not PeePee Teepees salesmen.

Can you imagine having that on your business card!

I merely stumbled across what has to be the most intelligent life changing invention ever made. A Pee Pee Tee Pee, I feel as if this item is going to be huge. I dont know how the primitives ever dealt with the terrible burdens of raising a baby boy, I shudder to think of the threats my own parents were exposed to while raising me. At any moment, the slightest chill or impish thought could lead to a dangerous full frontal assault.

Many push off parenting out of a justifiable fear of daily sprayings.

Fear no more, young parents...the peepee teepee will save you.

Check out the tagline:

"PeePee TeePee for the Sprinkling Wee Wee"

doesnt that just make you shudder

PeePee Teepees : Perfect Gift for Baby Boy gift baskets

These things come 5 to pack and are 100% cotton and washable. They are cheap (5 for under 10.00USD) and would probably put a smile on any expereinced parents face.

Personally, Im going to get a couple of cases of these and give them to all my guy friends as wedding gifts as they each get hitched..a little humorous reminder of the new threats they are most lilely to be exposed to.

Is that a bad joke?

But when  I look at these things I figure why not just grab a handful of those little paper cups from the office water cooler? I even found them on Amazon.

I guess its a novelty, cutesy wutsey type of gift, perhaps I have a cold heart but these things make me shudder.