Poem: A Goodbye To My Friends Before My Vacation

aubrey h. wants some snacks,

her cheese she ate so now she lacks.

i told her she should just have water,

it works like magic, ask harry potter.

stephanie loves her special k bars,

while elesa loves to go to the bars.

with ian she'll sit and drink fancy brew,

he's uncircumsized but he's not a jew.

i'm leaving here shortly to go to the beach,

elesa will continue to be a good teach.

steph will make deposits and run the checks,

while aubrey and dennis have amazing sex.

i'll miss you while i'm gone, but not too much.

the white sandy beaches i can't wait to touch.

i'll probably get a sunburn and skin cancer,

but at least i'm learning to be a good dancer.

the end.