This is a silly little poem about the age old battle between friends. Are you a scruncher or folder with your toilet paper when you wipe your behind on the toilet?

Do you scrunch or do your fold?

Answer me this, do be bold,

do you scrunch or do you fold?

Time’s a miss, so don't grow cold.

All's an ear now truth be told.

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Quarrel of ages, not to be liked,

the question is clear, the answer a right.

In the loo, paper once swiped,

how is ones end cleanly wiped?

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Do you scrunch and enjoy this action?

Pass your cheeks does the ball with much traction?

Do you reside always to this faction?

Jeer at a folder to get their reaction?

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Do you fold at a leisurely pace?

Slow pass your cheeks, no need to race?

Safe with this method, everything in place.

Look at those scrunchers, what a disgrace!

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One or the other, there is no in-between.

To the crevice of your rear do you clean,

Scrunch or fold? that’s what I mean.

To a member of either team, one must be seen.

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So do you scrunch your toilet paper or fold your toilet paper when you go? Fill out the poll below, it will be interesing to see who will win this battle!