Losing my Virginity

I can't find my virginity -

It's vanished ... Dearie me!

I've looked in every likely place

It didn't ought to be.

Where it went I couldn't say,

I never saw it go,

Just missed it when I dressed today:

Hello, I said. Hello!

I'd slipped into my silken gown -

How sensuous it feels -

Drawn on tight my gloves so white

And stepped into my heels,

Wrapped around my Sable stole,

Selected various rings,

Adjusted my tiara, oh ...

Such ostentatious things.

I lost my dear virginity

I've had since I was born,

Just glimpsed into my looking glass

And there it was ... all gorn!

©Tom Manson.