Pork Main Event:

The other white meat weights in at three ounces per serving with 190 calories and 4-9 grams of fat. Let us meet the fighters for tonight dinner. In this ring,

With only eight rounds to go and a cut above the rest, Pork chops steps into the fighting ring with a unbelievable tenderloin chop. This chop has 139 calories and four grams of fat and one knockout of saturated fats to it’s record.

The crowd goes wild as the boneless sirloin chop weight in at 164 calories with 6 flight of fats under its belt and two knockouts of saturated fats. The bell rings and the fight is on sirloin chops and boneless lion roast are stirring up a storm. At speeds of 165 calories per chew the lion roast seem to have 6 grams of fat with two saturated fats championship belts.

Ladies and gentlemen we are halfway through the rounds and each new fighter seem to bring more to the round as the calories are getting better and better.

The next rounds are the double team event. Boneless and lion chop together weights in at 354 calories packed with a double 7 in fat grams each. Boneless has 2 wins under it’s belt and lion chop has three wins of saturated fat. These fighters are waiting for the heavyweights to step in the rings.

The crowds are standing up as last week tag team heavyweight champions enter. They enter the arena with all kinds of fancy footwork and dancing.

The weight in for both is 354 calories. Look like we will have a good round, as both team weight are the same. Rib chop has 8 grams of fat and sirloin roast has 7 grams of fat and 3 knockout of saturated to their name. The bell has rung! What a good fight as both teams are hitting below the belt.

Outside the ring is the fight promoter known as the "boneless rib roast." At one hundred eighty-two calories and 9 fat grams. The promoter stand ready with three wins, all are knockouts showing his present to get the attention of the players in the round. Ladies and gentlemen the fight for pork is to close to call.

You make the call a knockout or a draw!