I'm all for the Power of Positive thinking and affirmations that make everyone feel all warm and fuzzy. I agree that negative thinking and thoughts are destructive. But, some of the new age “wisdom” is a bit too much. Case in point, the following bit of wisdom from Ralph Marston entitled, “Positive Path”.

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So, I've decided to provide my own new age thoughts and wisdom for those seeking enlightenment. I hope this helps you find peace in life's journey.

Positive path chosen and then I got scared and turned back –J L Smith

If you want to be rid of something, a wife, a pet, or even your child, do not fight against that feeling. If you fight that feeling, it will only grow bigger and soon grow so strong that it will be able to breathe fire and lay waste to all the worlds continents. You'd feel pretty stupid right about then.

Instead, choose to give in to your darkest impulses and let them rule over your thoughts and actions. Sometimes, it just feels really good to blame others for your inadequacy and by lashing out at all those around you, it will always bring a smile to your face. So, feel free to make yourself feel better at the expense of others.

While some may say that blaming others for your own problems just results in an escalating cycle of pain, regret, and destruction, does not new life result from destruction? Few of us now live in 19th century homes because they are no longer adequate and are inefficient. Most 19th century homes have been torn down so that newer and better homes may be built. This is new life from destruction. Should we not tear down the Pyramids of Egypt and build Hilton Hotels in their place? Do we really need a Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris when a Starbucks or Planet Hollywood would be better in its place? It's obvious that from destruction we would have a newer, fresher, and better life.

Try to move beyond the limitations of space, time, and dimension and give your energy a positive boost by drinking a case of Red Bull. Try to move a little to the left and up rather than to the right and down or you'll start to feel dizzy. You must fill each situation with as much postive value so that there's no space in your head except for dazzling bluish light. This will force the little troll that lives in your head and feeds off your brain to be forcibly ejected out through your ear and lead it to seek a new human host who has a lot more negative thoughts than YOU do. Good for you, you ejected your troll! Just think how more clearly you'll think without that nasty old troll feeding on your brain all day.

Also, always remember, for every negative thought you have, a puppy dies. Do you want that on your conscience? A big pile of dead puppy carcasses? I was just kidding about all the dead puppies. As far as I know, there are no actual animals harmed when you have a negative thought. But, really, there's just no way of proving it either way. I mean, it COULD be true. Maybe, all the dead puppy piles are in some sparsely populated place like Greenland. For all we know, Greenland could be plum full of dead puppies from one end to the other.

I think it's incumbent upon us, once and for all, to prove whether Greenland is the place where all puppies go to die or not. There needs to be an expedition to Greenland to search for the elusive dead puppy piles and prove to a skeptical world whether they do or do not exist. You know, the more I think about it, even if you spent the whole summer trekking up and down Greenland, you would probably only cover less than 1% of the land. The dead puppies could be just over the next horizon and you might say to yourself, "there are no dead puppy piles in Greenland. It was all just a stupid idea." But, you'd be horribly wrong. No, what's really needed is an army of committed dead puppy truthers who can link hands and walk the entire length of Greenland. Hands Across Greenland! That would finally prove whether one of history's great mysteries is true or not- are there piles of dead puppies in Greenland? And, once the existence is proven, can we say that negative thoughts caused their deaths? Well, that will be for forensic science to determine. For now, let's just concentrate on finding all those dead puppies.

Challenge yourself to find and to travel that positive path which leads away from negative thoughts and the land of the dead puppies. If you can stop just one negative thought today, you should feel happy and overjoyed that you've saved one puppy from death in the cold nether regions of Greenland. Of course, when you do have that postive thought, you've just killed another kitten. So, you're a never ending killing machine either way. For me, I prefer to always stay positive and kill as many kittens as I can. I'm not real sure where all the dead kitten piles are though- first we need to find all those dead puppy piles in Greenland.

Have a great day and think those positive thoughts!