Prayers For This Starving Uh Artist?

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By druneric


Alms for the poor!

One of you (and you know who you are) was the 2nd to hear that a NY agency asked to read my manuscript. It is now in their hands along with everything I said I'd be willing to do to further sales of my book (I have plenty of time on my hands since I haven't had a real job in over 2 years and current job opportunities of ANY kind are slim.)

Here's what I need from anyone reading this hub: PRAYERS. It matters not to whom you pray, I couldn't care less; if you worship a doorknob, if you worship yourself, if you worship Jesus Christ, please mention me in your prayers. I don't want to sound like too much of a whiner (I am) but I've never been so broke in my life. This is not to say I'd reject accolades or parades in my honor, but what I really need is cash, especially to pay back one person in particular to whom my book is dedicated. (And you know who YOU are.)

Oh, and unlike certain political parties, I share my wealth.

Thank you! Thank you! Please . . . you're too kind!

Yes!

On my way to my book signing.
On my way to my book signing.

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druneric profile image

druneric  says:
10 months ago

Hey! Where the hell are all my comments? Okay, I'm going to group therapy now, but when I get back I'd better see comments! GOOD comments. And CC, you don't want me to say to you what I said about your friend and his opinion of plus-sized women. Uh-huh, you know. . .

C. C. Riter  says:
10 months ago

cc was here. I'm tired and very busy, will return! promise

druneric profile image

druneric  says:
10 months ago

Apparently you're not the only one. Talk to ya later.

Pest profile image

Pest  says:
10 months ago

** Peaks in...prays for to space teapot for druneric...**

druneric profile image

druneric  says:
10 months ago

Oh jeez, are you gonna make me figure that out? Maybe CC will tell me.

Pest profile image

Pest  says:
10 months ago

that is an ongoing joke... here ya go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot

Nicole Winter profile image

Nicole Winter  says:
10 months ago

Sending you prayers, clicks and lot's of warm wishes. Good luck!

Anna Marie Bowman profile image

Anna Marie Bowman  says:
10 months ago

Best of luck. I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers!

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
10 months ago

I'm picturing you with a big fat check in your hand and an even bigger smile on your face!

C. C. Riter  says:
10 months ago

I have returned. What a day. Now about you. You know I'm pullin' for ya, prayers have been smoked upwards and I even did a dance around my holy tree with my rain stick in hand and my feathers on my head!

Good luck too. Wow! that's some parade yer in! ((((XXXX))))

druneric profile image

druneric  says:
10 months ago

Awww, you guys . . . you didn't HAVE to say all that for me. (sniff) I'm such an egomaniacal hypocrite. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Randy Behavior? Hmmm, that should be CC's hub name. Wait a minute, is that my husband again. You'd want to see a big fat check in my hand, Ron. I will definitely look at that website, Pest, and Anna, you're as pretty as my daughter (did you see her, CC?? Red hair, huh? huh? yeah. . . ) And now I'm off to write a gratitude hub and meet Nicole.

Melanie  says:
10 months ago

I love you and pray for you all the time *big hugs*

EYEAM4ANARCHY profile image

EYEAM4ANARCHY  says:
10 months ago

I just sacrificed a chicken for you. Good luck.

druneric profile image

druneric  says:
10 months ago

Aww, my sweet little Melanie. You and yours will have a special wing at my palatial estate.

I4--I hope you meant you went to KFC. Thank you.

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