Prevent Sagging Man Breasts
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Prevent Man Breasts from Sagging
My name is Peter Griffin and ever since that day on the mechanical bull when I finally admitted I have a problem, I've been obsessed with my man breasts sagging. I've been inspired by Ms. Snow's hub on sagging breasts to address the issue of man breasts sagging. I have spent almost every waking moment of my life researching what could be causing my man breasts to sag. Of course, everyone knows that sitting on the couch drinking beer, sitting at the bar and drinking beer and laying in bed drinking beer are sure to contribute to this common male problem. However, I've done some serious research into what the real causes of sagging man breasts are and what can be done to prevent it.
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The Research Differs
There are two main schools of thought on what causes man breasts to sag. The first is over-use of the tanktop. This popular garb of the modern American male is so comfortable, especially on those hot summer days while sitting in front of the tv watching baseball and drinking beer, that we can barely bring ourselves to wearing anything else. What's the result of this comfort? A lack of proper cup support, of course. The American Man Breast Association (AMBA, of which is on the top of my list of charities I support) has done several studies the results of which conclusively asserts that the over use of the tanktop is the leading cause of sagging man breasts.
Well, you would think that's the end of it. Not so fast! In science, no one has a monopoly on the truth. The National Man Breast Association (NMBA), the rival of the AMBA, has also conducted literally hundreds of studies on this issue. And wouldn't you know it, there results are totally different. What's a man to do?
While the NMBA doesn't totally rule out the tanktop theory, it vehemently asserts that the real cause of sagging man breasts is the over consumtion of beer. According to them, the research results are piling up and the evidence is just too overwhelming to ignore any longer. I tell you, when I read this I was really upset.
The painstakingly scientific research carried out by the NMBA asserts that every beer over 12 consumed each day can add as much as a whole cup size to your man breasts in just a years time. The good news is, drinking only 10 beers a day can bring you down 1/3 cup size, while drinking only a 6-pack a day can bring you down a whole cup size. The key here is to find the happy medium where (1) you can consume your daily needed requirement of beer, (2) maintain your desired cup size and, (3) prevent that undesired sagging.
So whose is right, the AMBA or the NMBA? Well... I pondered this one for a while. I just can't decide. Do you have any ideas about what I should do? Should I wear tanktops less often, or drink less beer? I'm just afraid that the AMBA and NMBA will come out with contradicting results (like they always do) and all my efforts will have been for not.
I'm a 38 DDD
I am a 38 tripple D. I've really hit a brick wall here with what I should do.Please tell my what you think I should do. Or, if you have found some successful solutions to your sagging man breast problem, please share them here in the comments section.
Some additional tips to treating sagging man breasts"
- Eat less hot wings
- Drink light beer
- Sit upright while watching tv instead of reclining
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very cute. Made me smile. Is this something you wrote? The beginnings of another dissertation perhaps? :)
Thank you!
Daria
meanwhile, what about his chin? is there a cure for what that looks like?? :)
Neil- just some comic relief
Daria- I smell a book here. "How To Get Rid of Scrotum Chin"
Yes, I wrote it. Check out my other hubs
You know, when you outright steal someone's ideas, and even steal things from their formatting, it's generally frowned upon. You should have, at the very least linked to me and stated where your inspiration came from *in the hub itself*. You should be ashamed of yourself. Please dont comment on any more of my hubs.
Ms. Snow,
I don't know how to respond. The reference to your hub is so obvious that I didn't see the need to state it overtly. It is obviously inspired by your hub. Anyone here will no that right away.
I'm not sorry I made the hub, nor am I ashamed because Idon't think I did anything wrong. However, I am sorry I upset you. I'm not a confrontational or aggressive person and never intended to evoke the kind of response that you gave.
I am sorry for upsetting you. Any question in a visitors mind of the inspiration for this hub is now clear and overt.
Again, my appologies. I've read a few of your hubs and they are of highly quality and interesting to read. I will miss not being able to add a comment now and then.
Again, my apologies.
Jonathan
p.s. should anyone wish to see the inspiration for this hub, they may visit Ms. Snow's original hub here:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Prevent-Breasts-From-Saggi
it's a good parody. I laughed. I think Isa had an interesting Hub too, I actually read that one (free hand weights, you guys, that's all) and I didn't confuse the one (real) for the other (parody) though I did notice.
jonathan - perhaps a disclaimer at the top and a direct link in that disclaimer would be the nice thing? dunno. I just read for the laugh, not as an Official Mediator. :p
Iðunn,
Thank you for your suggestions. I am quite distraught that I upset someone in this way. Anyhow, I did embed a link to her hub at the top of this one.
Idunn, are you on chat? I have something for you :)
ah, actually no. but I can be. will check in. :)
Lol! Love Peter Griffen with pasties!
Thanks Rogue!!
This is very funny! :-)
Thanks Steph. Some of my other hubs are way to serious so I thought I would lighten it up a bit.
Likus101,
I denied your posts. However, I totally appreciate what you said and I thank you for your reassuring words. Perhaps some of what you said is quite true. I deleted the posts for obvious reasons but it doesn't mean I didn't appreciate your encouragement.
Thanks
May I suggest the "Bro"!
Sandra, what do you mean by "Bro"
Misha,
Did you mean to say something?
the man bra, the bro, hahahhahah
Yeah, but then I decided not to. Sorry :)
Sandra,
Got it!!! To funny!!! Peter Griffin needs a bro, big time.
Johnathan, it must be something in the water up north:) Great Hub! Very funny. AND you handled the drama like a gentleman. You're a better man than I
Thanks Joe!!!! I'm looking forward to more ball-busting hubs from you.
By the way, are you from Quahog, RI?
Stuffed Quahog, actually! You must know that people are confused reading this.
roflmao at sandra :) :)
probably
Hey,
Funny, nice job on handling the drama as well. Does Isabella even know you have apologized and tried to make things right?
Thumbs up
Garry
Dunno,
As I work on some more serious hubs I'm thinking of what the next comedic relief one will be about. Any ideas?
Very funny hub :) I'm sure you'll come up with another idea momentarily - once they get started, they are kind of hard to stop!
Thanks Amy for stopping by.
LOLOLOL! giggidy giggedy goo!
Wow. The Queen has claws!
giggidy!!
I think it's a misunderstanding actually Funk, but I don't want to get in the middle of all that. He probably should have asked her first, and linked her from the start, but it's a bit late for that and it's all a whole bunch of noneofmybusiness.
I could see where Isabella might have gotten upset, though.
For once, I'm trying to stay out of the political aspect of something. I have no horse in this race, just think it's a funny parody.
I do feel bad that I rubbed her the wrong way. It wasn't my intention at all. You are right, I should have linked to her from the start, or at least have spoken with her beforehand to let her no what I was doing.
Too late now, and I've learned my lesson.
But.... and here's the big butt... I like the hub and I thinks it's funner.
I totally have a like new idea for a hub.
Do it, Sandra. can't to see it.
LOL Awesome Hub!
Thanks BOTW and PC.
I appreciate you stopping by
I'm all eyes for sandra's next big Hub. That girl delightz me. :D I need to find time today to come through more of yours too - they are delightful.
Iðunn,
You are welcome anytime. Have a seat and stay awhile.
Very interesting read.
Rudra,
Thanks for stopping by. Do you know anyone might benefit from the knowledge here? :-)
BTW- I do write some serious hubs. too.
This is interesting and I'm sure some guys would appreciate it! Keep writing :o)
Rainbow,
Thanks for stopping by. I just took a quick look at one of your hubs. You work with EFT. Cool. I've used it before. I'll check out your hubs.
I don't wanna prevent my man boobs sag, I want to get rid of them! I would really like to try out each and every possible solution and I hope you can put some more of these possible remedies in this hub of yours. anyway, your hub has sufficient information regarding Gynecomastia. I found another site that tells of an exercise to loose man boobs. You might want to take a look at this! Thanks for the info again, vreccc!
working
MacDaddy says:
8 months ago
OMG Jonathan, you have way to much time on your hands! tooooooo funnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!