Punderful Names for Furless Pets

Naming animals can be a fun and amusing activity, especially when the said animal happens to have some unique characteristics. Dogs, cats, rats, mice, hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs and probably a few other animals now come in hairless varieties! For those that find them endearing (rather than hideous) a list of clever names may be in order (as they are like potato chips - you just can't have one!)

• Bikini
• Botox
• Electra (short for Electrolisis)
• Godiva
• Gillette
• Hair-a
• Hair-e-ette
• Lady Schick
• Lady Godiva
• Lucile Bald
• Nair
• Pantene
• Perm
• Scarlet No Haira
• Venus di Milo
• Vo5
• Wax
• Weave

• Alopecia
• Bacchus (Only a drunk God could create a creature like that..)
• Balderdash
• Baldwin
• Calvin (means bald)
• Fabio
• Goatee
• Hairy
• Hairold
• Magnun (for the prince who was cursed to wander the desert naked for all eturnity pining for his lost love.)
• Monty (As in bare the full monty!)
• Mr. Clean
• Osbald
• Picard
• Propecia
• Razor
• Rip Van Wrinkle
• Rogaine
• Samson
• Toupee

• Barber
• Folicle
• Lunch (as in Naked Lunch)
• Moon
• Placebo
• Raison (for the wrinkles)
• Streaker
• Truth (Nothin' but the Naked Truth!)
• Whiskers
• Wrinkles

If I've forgotten any punderful names do let me know and I'll gladly add them!