Queen Klutz

This is a collection of essays about my misadventures. I write humorously about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, life, love and family. I've broken both ankles twice, amputated my right index finger and had it reattached. I've had the transmission fall out of a Dodge van while driving down the interstate. My teenage son wrecked my car, resulting in an E-Bay auction for the $2,000 French Fry, which caused the wreck. If I couldn't write about this stuff being funny, I'd be in a rubber room.

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Queen Klutz

Queen Klutz: The Misadventures of a Very Clumsy Woman

My Blog - Enter the Laughter

The Whine Flu
Ack! Run in circles, scream and shout! There’s a new flu bug about! But it’s not the one you’ve been hearing about on the news. The one I’m talking about is The Whine Flu. The symptoms include irritability and a tendency to complain. The first signs of Whine Flu appeared in early April, [...] - 7 months ago
The Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time
My favorite #6: Nixon for President 1992: National Public Radio’s Talk of the Nation program announced that Richard Nixon, in a surprise move, was running for President again. His new campaign slogan was, “I didn’t do anything wrong, and I won’t do it again.” Accompanying this announcement were audio clips of Nixon delivering his candidacy speech. [...] - 8 months ago
Cricket vs Cat
Spring has sprung, and so has the cat - right across my face. What? OK, backtracking a bit here. Springtime means lots of new noises out here in the boonies. There are birds warbling in the trees and frogs croaking in the ponds. Daffodils are blooming (they’re actually very quiet about it though) and crickets are [...] - 9 months ago

Reviews of Queen Klutz

Buzzelle
Marti is a columnist who simply amazed me. This is some lady and she is funnier than most stand up comics!
Windsor Media Blogs
"Marti Lawrence’s book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! This woman’s sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin." ~Yvonne DiVita President, Windsor Media Enterprises

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