Queens of Mean - The most mean-spirited female celebrities

Not all celebrities are nice celebrities, some celebrities are outright nasty. If you're ever in LA, or any other global celebrity hot spot, and you spot these women, you might want to run the other way rather than ask them for an autograph. A run in with these woman could leave both mental and physical scars for life. You have been warned.

Naomi Campbell

Naomi is well known for her abusive and destructive ways. Her most recent antics which involved hitting a maid with a cellphone turned projectile missile earned her several days of shame in community service. She says that since then she has become much more humble, but I am thinking if you bring her a latte with chocolate sprinkles instead of cinnamon, there is a high chance of you being scalded with hot coffee.

Foxy Brown

Foxy Brown will kick your ass. Do NOT get in her way, or displease her, or say no to her, or breathe at the wrong time. Foxy's most recent charges were for throwing hair glue and spitting at a beauty store owner when the owner said that it was closing time. She then decided to take on the cops when they arrived, which resulted in an additional resisting arrest charge. Foxy is a high risk celebrity, and should not be approached.

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez alienates her own people by refusing to promote her latest Spanish album in Spanish music stores. She also advocates the wearing of fur by wearing it herself and including it in her clothing line. So what if a few animals got skinned alive? That big ass needs some furry contrast.

Perez Hilton

Possibly Hollywood's meanest queen ever, Perez delights in spreading vicious and untrue rumors across the Internet. This has gotten him arrested and his ass kicked several times, but he's not letting that keep him down. You can talk to Perez if you like, but be prepared to have your name slandered for all manner of sexual misdemeanors, including but not limited to acts with stuffed animals.